Justin Whang 🐙
@justinwhang.bsky.social
Not Steve Aoki. YouTube videos about pee and poo. I play guitar in a numetal band Jynx
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this is gonna make me look so weird eventually
Apparently when you get blocked it makes it regular skeet so now it looks like I’m just saying this unprompted
July 25, 2023 at 3:19 AM
this is gonna make me look so weird eventually
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one of the most underrated aspects of vampirism is that you don't have to do meal planning anymore
July 25, 2023 at 5:01 PM
one of the most underrated aspects of vampirism is that you don't have to do meal planning anymore
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kids all roasting one of the neighborhood dads because he got a grilling apron with "HI HUNGRY I'M DAD" on it they're saying "that meme is so old" and he needs to "up his meme game" shit is brutal he's gonna have to drink another beer or two tonight
July 24, 2023 at 11:47 PM
kids all roasting one of the neighborhood dads because he got a grilling apron with "HI HUNGRY I'M DAD" on it they're saying "that meme is so old" and he needs to "up his meme game" shit is brutal he's gonna have to drink another beer or two tonight
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there should be someone in the bathroom to show you the ropes if you've never been in one before
July 24, 2023 at 11:51 PM
there should be someone in the bathroom to show you the ropes if you've never been in one before
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hello newskies 👋 since you're new here, check out these bluesky rules we adhere to:
July 24, 2023 at 9:51 PM
hello newskies 👋 since you're new here, check out these bluesky rules we adhere to:
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a great yiff army has assembled in the West
July 24, 2023 at 11:30 PM
a great yiff army has assembled in the West
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Ahuhhhh metal… metal gear
July 24, 2023 at 11:43 PM
Ahuhhhh metal… metal gear
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let's speed run discourse by picking a topic and everyone just yells GOOD or BAD at the same time and whichever gets the most posts in a 30 second window wins
July 24, 2023 at 11:39 PM
let's speed run discourse by picking a topic and everyone just yells GOOD or BAD at the same time and whichever gets the most posts in a 30 second window wins
Hell yeah now it’s finally starting to feel like twitter
July 24, 2023 at 11:40 PM
Hell yeah now it’s finally starting to feel like twitter
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Ratio 👇
I think sex work is mornalize good but sed isn’t really work cause it feels good so sorry 🤷
July 14, 2023 at 5:32 AM
Ratio 👇
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paul just texted me, wants to know if everyone is "still mad"
July 13, 2023 at 7:08 PM
paul just texted me, wants to know if everyone is "still mad"
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it feels like we're on a plane and the pilot and copilot have died but no one will tell us
July 14, 2023 at 3:23 AM
it feels like we're on a plane and the pilot and copilot have died but no one will tell us
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It would be an honor to be killed by a big cat
July 14, 2023 at 3:59 AM
It would be an honor to be killed by a big cat
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i’ll say it.
cemeteries are a bigger waste of space than golf courses.
cemeteries are a bigger waste of space than golf courses.
July 13, 2023 at 4:56 PM
i’ll say it.
cemeteries are a bigger waste of space than golf courses.
cemeteries are a bigger waste of space than golf courses.
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so when is bluesky going to pay me for my low effort bad posts
July 14, 2023 at 3:20 AM
so when is bluesky going to pay me for my low effort bad posts
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The further we get from it the funnier it becomes that Ron DeSantis launched his campaign on Twitter Spaces
July 12, 2023 at 1:52 AM
The further we get from it the funnier it becomes that Ron DeSantis launched his campaign on Twitter Spaces
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imagine seeing Threads, a website where a type of cereal asks you "Tell Me Something You Remember About The Past ????" and there are 80,000 replies to it, and you start sweating, because you bought Twitter and it's worse than that, it's worse than everything
July 11, 2023 at 11:07 PM
imagine seeing Threads, a website where a type of cereal asks you "Tell Me Something You Remember About The Past ????" and there are 80,000 replies to it, and you start sweating, because you bought Twitter and it's worse than that, it's worse than everything
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date: I come from a broken home
bob the builder: *biting lip* how broken
bob the builder: *biting lip* how broken
July 12, 2023 at 2:00 AM
date: I come from a broken home
bob the builder: *biting lip* how broken
bob the builder: *biting lip* how broken
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There was an article about Kiss using backing tapes on stage and I said ‘even the tapes sound like shit’, and tagged Gene 😅
July 9, 2023 at 11:11 PM
There was an article about Kiss using backing tapes on stage and I said ‘even the tapes sound like shit’, and tagged Gene 😅