Bwindi's Baconator at Carlsbad Jr.
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Fabulous fluorescent-beige elder millennial. ✊🏽🏳️🌈. Former Moorish Science Temple. Writes code for money, occasionally suffers fools for fun. Rules, empathy, math. SFO🏠 #LLAP 🖖🏽
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I'll say it again the real sin of the gun industry over the last 50 years is in drastically dropping the barrier to entry for a dipshit becoming a credible threat
December 23, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I'll say it again the real sin of the gun industry over the last 50 years is in drastically dropping the barrier to entry for a dipshit becoming a credible threat
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Being an incorrigible skirt-chaser even when married and possible low-grade sexual harasser? Bad! Not the same as being a pedophile!
Being close with industry lobbyists? Bad! Not the same as taking bribes!
The flattening of grey areas with outright evil is unironically part of why we got Trump.
Being close with industry lobbyists? Bad! Not the same as taking bribes!
The flattening of grey areas with outright evil is unironically part of why we got Trump.
December 23, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Being an incorrigible skirt-chaser even when married and possible low-grade sexual harasser? Bad! Not the same as being a pedophile!
Being close with industry lobbyists? Bad! Not the same as taking bribes!
The flattening of grey areas with outright evil is unironically part of why we got Trump.
Being close with industry lobbyists? Bad! Not the same as taking bribes!
The flattening of grey areas with outright evil is unironically part of why we got Trump.
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Seems worth noting at this point that Weiss's internal critics at the Times were correct and her many apologists among elite pundits were wrong
December 22, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Seems worth noting at this point that Weiss's internal critics at the Times were correct and her many apologists among elite pundits were wrong
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I do not think Anderson Cooper is wealthy enough on his own to bankroll something with the legal and investigative heft of 60 Minutes.
But it would be pretty interesting if he called up a few friends and tried.
But it would be pretty interesting if he called up a few friends and tried.
CNN’s @brianstelter.bsky.social reports that some CBS News employees are now threatening to quit
5. Link to my story bit.ly/3MOBzqv
December 22, 2025 at 7:02 AM
I do not think Anderson Cooper is wealthy enough on his own to bankroll something with the legal and investigative heft of 60 Minutes.
But it would be pretty interesting if he called up a few friends and tried.
But it would be pretty interesting if he called up a few friends and tried.
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These children are miserable. I love them.
December 22, 2025 at 7:28 AM
These children are miserable. I love them.
Honestly I'm surprised 60 Minutes didn't already plan red carpet coverage of the Kennedy Center honors
Bari Weiss is going to utterly destroy CBS News’ credibility—and ratings—which i guess is the point www.nytimes.com/2025/12/21/b...
‘60 Minutes’ Pulled a Segment. A Correspondent Calls It ‘Political.’
www.nytimes.com
December 22, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Honestly I'm surprised 60 Minutes didn't already plan red carpet coverage of the Kennedy Center honors
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kinda starting to worry that an American Papacy has had unexpected ramifications for sports outcomes I care about
December 21, 2025 at 4:43 AM
kinda starting to worry that an American Papacy has had unexpected ramifications for sports outcomes I care about
Also why the Supreme Court wants to talk about some hypothetical future president instead of the garbage-minded one we've got on our hands now
The regime is an empirical exploration of the limits of presidential authority under moribund party politics: it's "testing" in the sense the rest of us are lab mice.
December 21, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Also why the Supreme Court wants to talk about some hypothetical future president instead of the garbage-minded one we've got on our hands now
Without going into too much backstory, I'll concede that my politics are informed by some annoyance Bari Weiss shall prevent me from being the most famous homosexual to have graduated from my high school during the original release of the Star Wars prequels
December 20, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Without going into too much backstory, I'll concede that my politics are informed by some annoyance Bari Weiss shall prevent me from being the most famous homosexual to have graduated from my high school during the original release of the Star Wars prequels
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If one stands athwart and shouts loud enough — say, 1100dB — history might actually stop
Not necessarily opposed to that rn
Not necessarily opposed to that rn
December 20, 2025 at 5:06 AM
If one stands athwart and shouts loud enough — say, 1100dB — history might actually stop
Not necessarily opposed to that rn
Not necessarily opposed to that rn
This regime is basically Domitian's if Domitian had been as retarded in practice as Piny the Elder would have had us think
December 20, 2025 at 5:04 AM
This regime is basically Domitian's if Domitian had been as retarded in practice as Piny the Elder would have had us think
On the bright side, the damnatio memoriae will be very cathartic
December 20, 2025 at 4:47 AM
On the bright side, the damnatio memoriae will be very cathartic
Phantom Zone stays relevant
December 20, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Phantom Zone stays relevant
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File this under "high crimes & misdemeanors" because this is *exactly* how the Founders meant it
Hearing this is payback for Colorado not honoring Trump/Peters ‘pardon’
Exclusive: The Trump administration is moving to dismantle the National Center for Atmospheric Research in Colorado, according to a senior White House official, taking aim at one of the world's leading climate research labs.
December 17, 2025 at 5:10 AM
File this under "high crimes & misdemeanors" because this is *exactly* how the Founders meant it
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online gambling is essentially legal and open money fixing and laundering at this point
December 13, 2025 at 7:20 PM
online gambling is essentially legal and open money fixing and laundering at this point
"I get that he wants a kid but does he think he's looking for a spouse, a babymama, or a human 3D printer"
December 11, 2025 at 1:28 AM
"I get that he wants a kid but does he think he's looking for a spouse, a babymama, or a human 3D printer"
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A good question I don't know how to answer is whether Oliver North was meaningfully dumber than Hegseth
December 8, 2025 at 9:20 PM
A good question I don't know how to answer is whether Oliver North was meaningfully dumber than Hegseth
In a just world someone would have already formed a punk metal band named Rawr Cwimes
December 9, 2025 at 9:10 PM
In a just world someone would have already formed a punk metal band named Rawr Cwimes
"Die Hard" has a new challenger
Kubrick’s final film isn’t just set at Christmas. It’s a subversive critique of class, desire and the fantasies we buy into during the festive season.
Eyes Wide Shut is the ultimate Christmas film
Kubrick’s final film isn’t just set at Christmas. It’s a subversive critique of class, desire and the fantasies we buy into during the festive season.
tcnv.link
December 9, 2025 at 5:29 PM
"Die Hard" has a new challenger
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If the Venezuelan sailors were enemy combatants, then the 2nd strike is a war crime.
If the Venezuelan sailors weren’t enemy combatants, then both strikes are criminal murder.
It’s that simple.
If the Venezuelan sailors weren’t enemy combatants, then both strikes are criminal murder.
It’s that simple.
November 30, 2025 at 8:42 PM
If the Venezuelan sailors were enemy combatants, then the 2nd strike is a war crime.
If the Venezuelan sailors weren’t enemy combatants, then both strikes are criminal murder.
It’s that simple.
If the Venezuelan sailors weren’t enemy combatants, then both strikes are criminal murder.
It’s that simple.
Hegseth's DoD be like
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2Qn...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2Qn...
KILL ZEM...
YouTube video by AbominableAchromasia
www.youtube.com
November 29, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Hegseth's DoD be like
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2Qn...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2Qn...
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they did not produce the paper trail ahead of time because Pete Hegseth has always been an aspirational serial killer and has never had an administrative job where he was not constantly too drunk to function
Interesting that the answer here is not "what are u gonna do about it fuck u libs." That it has been.
a lot of words, none of them denying that Hegseth gave an order to kill helpless people who were stranded at sea after he blew up their boats
November 29, 2025 at 1:37 AM
they did not produce the paper trail ahead of time because Pete Hegseth has always been an aspirational serial killer and has never had an administrative job where he was not constantly too drunk to function
Simple heuristic for the coming months: if it's more shocking than news of him raping 12-year-old girls, he probably will say it
Okay this is dark but how high are we putting the chances of Trump posting about wanting a public execution in the next couple of days? Not saying he has the juice to make that happen, though god only knows. But he’ll post about it!
November 27, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Simple heuristic for the coming months: if it's more shocking than news of him raping 12-year-old girls, he probably will say it
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world to care about Black Friday
November 27, 2025 at 8:26 AM
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world to care about Black Friday
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Mackenzie Bezos' life is as close to the movie Brewster's Millions as one will find in the real world
November 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Mackenzie Bezos' life is as close to the movie Brewster's Millions as one will find in the real world