Aristurtle
@kakapou.bsky.social
Former 90s kid. Current failing adult, with bad mental wiring.
Be kind. Appreciate the silly. Pursue little joys.
He/him
Be kind. Appreciate the silly. Pursue little joys.
He/him
Pinned
#FoodInTheFridgeInASongOrMovie
Casserolling Thunder
Eggs Machina
Yoghurt Locker
The Silence of the Jams
Bacon Air
Casserolling Thunder
Eggs Machina
Yoghurt Locker
The Silence of the Jams
Bacon Air
December 27, 2025 at 4:52 PM
#FoodInTheFridgeInASongOrMovie
Casserolling Thunder
Eggs Machina
Yoghurt Locker
The Silence of the Jams
Bacon Air
Casserolling Thunder
Eggs Machina
Yoghurt Locker
The Silence of the Jams
Bacon Air
You shall be the Fellowship of the Fucking Ring.
The Lord of The Rings movies were rated PG-13. By current rules that means that each film could contain one use of the word "Fuck". Which line are you altering to insert the most useful swear word?
"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
December 27, 2025 at 7:40 AM
You shall be the Fellowship of the Fucking Ring.
What's everyone's favourite Avatar quote?
Mine is:
"Come with me, if you want to Avatar."
Mine is:
"Come with me, if you want to Avatar."
What's everyone's favourite Avatar quote?
Mine is:
"Leave the Avatar, take the cannoli.”
Mine is:
"Leave the Avatar, take the cannoli.”
What's everyone's favourite Avatar quote?
Mine is:
"I love the smell of Avatar in the morning."
Mine is:
"I love the smell of Avatar in the morning."
December 27, 2025 at 7:38 AM
What's everyone's favourite Avatar quote?
Mine is:
"Come with me, if you want to Avatar."
Mine is:
"Come with me, if you want to Avatar."
Back during my school years, a group of my friends would go carolling around Christmas. And by "carolling", I mean one guy dresses up as Santa in the cheapest way possible, while the others would sing Christmas songs, and each household would maybe give them a couple of bucks. 1/2
December 25, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Back during my school years, a group of my friends would go carolling around Christmas. And by "carolling", I mean one guy dresses up as Santa in the cheapest way possible, while the others would sing Christmas songs, and each household would maybe give them a couple of bucks. 1/2
What's the point?
Of what?
Just surviving like this. To carry on living for nothing at all.
How do you know?
Know what?
That living will be for nothing.
But we have nothing. It's our reality.
It's our reality *today*. It might not be tomorrow. That's why we must survive.
#vss365 #prompt
Of what?
Just surviving like this. To carry on living for nothing at all.
How do you know?
Know what?
That living will be for nothing.
But we have nothing. It's our reality.
It's our reality *today*. It might not be tomorrow. That's why we must survive.
#vss365 #prompt
December 25, 2025 at 11:20 AM
It's Sismas time for my family again. 🥳
(That's how we refer to my baby sister's birthday)
(That's how we refer to my baby sister's birthday)
December 24, 2025 at 4:30 PM
It's Sismas time for my family again. 🥳
(That's how we refer to my baby sister's birthday)
(That's how we refer to my baby sister's birthday)
In a way, I'm glad the world is revealing itself to be more and more insane by the day. At this rate, maybe I won't feel so out of place at some point.
December 24, 2025 at 3:56 AM
In a way, I'm glad the world is revealing itself to be more and more insane by the day. At this rate, maybe I won't feel so out of place at some point.
Let's get FESTIVE!
Share someone who looks stylish wearing RED or GREEN! 🎄❤️
Share someone who looks stylish wearing RED or GREEN! 🎄❤️
December 23, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Let's get FESTIVE!
Share someone who looks stylish wearing RED or GREEN! 🎄❤️
Share someone who looks stylish wearing RED or GREEN! 🎄❤️
"Not jumping the gun is important. There is a right moment to initiate each action. And abiding by that, I believe, elevates the quality of life."
The man checked the time, and added, "Well then. Ten seconds to go."
He stood up, and pointed his gun at the bound man's head.
#vss365 #prompt
The man checked the time, and added, "Well then. Ten seconds to go."
He stood up, and pointed his gun at the bound man's head.
#vss365 #prompt
December 23, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Me, watching yet another Isekai anime with a long title:
Wait a sec. Is this one actually trying to be... good? 🤨
Wait a sec. Is this one actually trying to be... good? 🤨
December 21, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Me, watching yet another Isekai anime with a long title:
Wait a sec. Is this one actually trying to be... good? 🤨
Wait a sec. Is this one actually trying to be... good? 🤨
This means nothing at all. Just noticed it right as I opened the app.
It's 12:21, 12/21.
December 21, 2025 at 6:53 AM
This means nothing at all. Just noticed it right as I opened the app.
"Why do you still take such good care of it? You have no use for it. Not anymore." The boy asked, his eyes locked on the sword the old warrior was sharpening with quiet devotion.
A fleeting smile softened his weathered face before he replied, "Gratitude."
#vss365 #writingcommunity #prompt
A fleeting smile softened his weathered face before he replied, "Gratitude."
#vss365 #writingcommunity #prompt
December 19, 2025 at 2:04 PM
"Why do you still take such good care of it? You have no use for it. Not anymore." The boy asked, his eyes locked on the sword the old warrior was sharpening with quiet devotion.
A fleeting smile softened his weathered face before he replied, "Gratitude."
#vss365 #writingcommunity #prompt
A fleeting smile softened his weathered face before he replied, "Gratitude."
#vss365 #writingcommunity #prompt
Reposted by Aristurtle
Anatoliy Misiuk (Ukrainian Artist)
"Autumn Breath", 2022.
Acrylic on Canvas, 90 × 50 cm.
Private Collection.
#art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
"Autumn Breath", 2022.
Acrylic on Canvas, 90 × 50 cm.
Private Collection.
#art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
December 18, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Anatoliy Misiuk (Ukrainian Artist)
"Autumn Breath", 2022.
Acrylic on Canvas, 90 × 50 cm.
Private Collection.
#art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
"Autumn Breath", 2022.
Acrylic on Canvas, 90 × 50 cm.
Private Collection.
#art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
Lord of the Rings cover bands called
Skid Rohan
Sarumanowar
Nevermoria
Skid Rohan
Sarumanowar
Nevermoria
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Blind Isengardian
*pained* A Lord of the Rings cover band called Orcestral Manoeuvres In the Dark
December 18, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Lord of the Rings cover bands called
Skid Rohan
Sarumanowar
Nevermoria
Skid Rohan
Sarumanowar
Nevermoria
A memory scratches
At the frayed edges
Of my waking mind.
If only it would fade
Or decay to dust
From wilful neglect.
But it stays there,
Outside of my knowing,
Content in its malice
And urging regret
That I refuse it.
#vss365 #prompt #writingcommunity
At the frayed edges
Of my waking mind.
If only it would fade
Or decay to dust
From wilful neglect.
But it stays there,
Outside of my knowing,
Content in its malice
And urging regret
That I refuse it.
#vss365 #prompt #writingcommunity
December 16, 2025 at 8:38 PM
A memory scratches
At the frayed edges
Of my waking mind.
If only it would fade
Or decay to dust
From wilful neglect.
But it stays there,
Outside of my knowing,
Content in its malice
And urging regret
That I refuse it.
#vss365 #prompt #writingcommunity
At the frayed edges
Of my waking mind.
If only it would fade
Or decay to dust
From wilful neglect.
But it stays there,
Outside of my knowing,
Content in its malice
And urging regret
That I refuse it.
#vss365 #prompt #writingcommunity
My resolutions for 2025 were to stop procrastinating and not make excuses for my laziness.
Unfortunately, I only got around to making them towards the end of November, and now there's not enough time, so yeah.
Unfortunately, I only got around to making them towards the end of November, and now there's not enough time, so yeah.
December 16, 2025 at 8:16 PM
My resolutions for 2025 were to stop procrastinating and not make excuses for my laziness.
Unfortunately, I only got around to making them towards the end of November, and now there's not enough time, so yeah.
Unfortunately, I only got around to making them towards the end of November, and now there's not enough time, so yeah.
Reposted by Aristurtle
i don't like that kelp isn't a plant. they should fix that in the next patch
December 16, 2025 at 5:54 AM
i don't like that kelp isn't a plant. they should fix that in the next patch
Any Diamond no Ace fans here? This instantly reminded me of Miyuki Kazuya not joining Inashiro, precisely for the same reasons.
#anime #manga
#anime #manga
Tatsuya Imai, one of the most coveted free-agent pitchers on the market, wants to help a team dethrone the two-time defending World Series champions. on.wsj.com/48FkojB
The Japanese Baseball Star Who Wants to Take Down the Dodgers—Not Join Them
Tatsuya Imai, one of the most coveted free-agent pitchers on the market, wants to help a team dethrone the two-time defending World Series champions.
on.wsj.com
December 16, 2025 at 2:21 PM
December 16, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Reposted by Aristurtle
Sorry. I guess my ability to think of tweets, even my usual bad ones, is also on vacation.
December 16, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Sorry. I guess my ability to think of tweets, even my usual bad ones, is also on vacation.
Reposted by Aristurtle
The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing.
All from his movies.
All from his movies.
December 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing.
All from his movies.
All from his movies.
The shadow smiled.
It watches you
December 13, 2025 at 3:55 AM
The shadow smiled.
December 13, 2025 at 3:40 AM