"Kapura" - Max Golden - "Do Not Eat"
@kapura.bsky.social
gameplay programming (spider-man, fortnite, apex legend). Car looker-at. expressed opinions non-representative of employers'.
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intro post: Hello! I am Max, currently the BR Systems Engineering Owner for Apex Legends. Before Apex, I worked on Fortnite and Spider-Man.
I'm in love with my car, addicted to Legos, and l have been known to have Opinions about Stuff.
I'm in love with my car, addicted to Legos, and l have been known to have Opinions about Stuff.
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We JUST debuted Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator's Steam page at the PC Gaming Show: Most Wanted showcase--and you can PLAY THE DEMO TODAY!
💰Day trade as a series of weirdoes across the universe
🙏Owe a loan shark who can legally kill you
💵Short a baby
store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...
💰Day trade as a series of weirdoes across the universe
🙏Owe a loan shark who can legally kill you
💵Short a baby
store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...
December 4, 2025 at 9:39 PM
We JUST debuted Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator's Steam page at the PC Gaming Show: Most Wanted showcase--and you can PLAY THE DEMO TODAY!
💰Day trade as a series of weirdoes across the universe
🙏Owe a loan shark who can legally kill you
💵Short a baby
store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...
💰Day trade as a series of weirdoes across the universe
🙏Owe a loan shark who can legally kill you
💵Short a baby
store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...
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For a while in this interview, I thought, “Oh, it’s a friendly chat with an NBA old-timer.”
I suspect that’s what the old-timer thought.
And then it becomes very much about Epstein.
Pablo stays friendly but direct.
It’s… you should listen to this.
I suspect that’s what the old-timer thought.
And then it becomes very much about Epstein.
Pablo stays friendly but direct.
It’s… you should listen to this.
December 4, 2025 at 4:13 AM
For a while in this interview, I thought, “Oh, it’s a friendly chat with an NBA old-timer.”
I suspect that’s what the old-timer thought.
And then it becomes very much about Epstein.
Pablo stays friendly but direct.
It’s… you should listen to this.
I suspect that’s what the old-timer thought.
And then it becomes very much about Epstein.
Pablo stays friendly but direct.
It’s… you should listen to this.
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Don't travel to the USA:
FULL INTERVIEW: I spoke with Any Lucia Lopez Belloza, the nineteen year old Babson College freshman who was deported when going home to surprise her parents for Thanksgiving. "People say we're criminals. It's just not right." youtu.be/UuldnddRc10?...
'Shackled' and 'Handcuffed': Deported college student in tears SPEAKING OUT on ICE encounter
YouTube video by MS NOW
youtu.be
December 4, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Don't travel to the USA:
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The Horses stuff is very tiring because so many in games like the idea of games being “art” when it suits them, but revert to “nooo games are fun toys” when it makes them uncomfortable.
December 4, 2025 at 3:14 PM
The Horses stuff is very tiring because so many in games like the idea of games being “art” when it suits them, but revert to “nooo games are fun toys” when it makes them uncomfortable.
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My thing with the art censorship situation is that it all needs to be able to exist. Especially the weirdo fucked up stuff that's horrible and makes you feel bad. Even the daft edgy shit you don't feel has a purpose. I trust no one to decide which art is morally ok! Certainly not corporations!
December 4, 2025 at 3:18 PM
My thing with the art censorship situation is that it all needs to be able to exist. Especially the weirdo fucked up stuff that's horrible and makes you feel bad. Even the daft edgy shit you don't feel has a purpose. I trust no one to decide which art is morally ok! Certainly not corporations!
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i am going completely insane watching gamers make up shit about horses and interrogating every single thing the devs have said for inconsistencies and then deciding well it probably had cp in it. this is the easy mode version of the kinds of censorship that are to come and you're failing like babies
December 4, 2025 at 7:03 AM
i am going completely insane watching gamers make up shit about horses and interrogating every single thing the devs have said for inconsistencies and then deciding well it probably had cp in it. this is the easy mode version of the kinds of censorship that are to come and you're failing like babies
well now we know what happens when games try to be art
December 4, 2025 at 8:17 AM
well now we know what happens when games try to be art
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I finally played Horses. It’s a tight cinematic horror game with a unique, uncompromising vision.
It’s admittedly uncomfortable to play, but more due to the lack of agency than the graphic depictions of abuse (it’s actually milder and goofier than your typical A24 arthouse horror).
It’s admittedly uncomfortable to play, but more due to the lack of agency than the graphic depictions of abuse (it’s actually milder and goofier than your typical A24 arthouse horror).
December 4, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I finally played Horses. It’s a tight cinematic horror game with a unique, uncompromising vision.
It’s admittedly uncomfortable to play, but more due to the lack of agency than the graphic depictions of abuse (it’s actually milder and goofier than your typical A24 arthouse horror).
It’s admittedly uncomfortable to play, but more due to the lack of agency than the graphic depictions of abuse (it’s actually milder and goofier than your typical A24 arthouse horror).
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My theory? Steam and Epic were particularly spooked by the title Horses because it contaminates a genre popular with kids.
December 4, 2025 at 2:48 AM
My theory? Steam and Epic were particularly spooked by the title Horses because it contaminates a genre popular with kids.
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damn zohran made a hell of a phonecall this week huh
President Trump, apparently enamored by the pint-sized Kei cars he saw during his recent trip to Japan, has paved the way for them to be made and sold in the US despite concerns
Trump Wants Asia’s ‘Cute’ Kei Cars to be Made and Sold in US
President Donald Trump, apparently enamored by the pint-sized Kei cars he saw during his recent trip to Japan, has paved the way for them to be made and sold in the US, despite concerns that they’re too small and slow to be driven safely on American roads.
bloom.bg
December 4, 2025 at 4:17 AM
damn zohran made a hell of a phonecall this week huh
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Are we in a game of chicken to see how far a handful of freaks can push things until we bring back consequences and / or guillotines? How have we hyper-normalized them saying this shit out loud in public?
Palantir CEO Says Making War Crimes Constitutional Would Be Good for Business
Palantir CEO Says Making War Crimes Constitutional Would Be Good for Business
Alex Karp vows to use his "whole influence" on immigration and defense policy.
gizmodo.com
December 4, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Are we in a game of chicken to see how far a handful of freaks can push things until we bring back consequences and / or guillotines? How have we hyper-normalized them saying this shit out loud in public?
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i'm surprised you've gotten so far in life with no one telling you, so i'll do the honors:
sometimes art depicts things you find distasteful. this depiction is not necessarily an endorsement. it's totally fine to decide that art isn't for you, that doesn't justify banning the art altogether.
sometimes art depicts things you find distasteful. this depiction is not necessarily an endorsement. it's totally fine to decide that art isn't for you, that doesn't justify banning the art altogether.
Horses shows "abuse, gory imagery (mutilation, blood), depictions of slavery, physical and psychological torture, domestic abuse, sexual assault, suicide"
It also implies someone is r*ped until they die. It's implied someone comitts necrophillia on the corpse.
Why are we mad about this ban?
It also implies someone is r*ped until they die. It's implied someone comitts necrophillia on the corpse.
Why are we mad about this ban?
December 4, 2025 at 12:37 AM
i'm surprised you've gotten so far in life with no one telling you, so i'll do the honors:
sometimes art depicts things you find distasteful. this depiction is not necessarily an endorsement. it's totally fine to decide that art isn't for you, that doesn't justify banning the art altogether.
sometimes art depicts things you find distasteful. this depiction is not necessarily an endorsement. it's totally fine to decide that art isn't for you, that doesn't justify banning the art altogether.
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Do you like narrative incremental games with about repetitive jobs for mysterious companies? Well then have I got a game for you...
Welcome to Halcyon Dynamics! In your new role you'll be expected to process digits efficiently and build a small well-motivated team. Don't overthink it; they're definitely just digits. A narrative-driven incremental management sim. store.steampowered.com/app/4218750?...
December 3, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Do you like narrative incremental games with about repetitive jobs for mysterious companies? Well then have I got a game for you...
love when apps give me notifications about stupid ai shit that i just wished was gone anyway. very cool!!!!!!!
December 3, 2025 at 11:13 PM
love when apps give me notifications about stupid ai shit that i just wished was gone anyway. very cool!!!!!!!
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For anybody who thinks being a U.S. citizen will save them, or that being white will save them, this is a blonde white woman who is a US citizen and the thugs took her too.
Anyway, for the 80 billionth time, stand up for everybody’s rights
Anyway, for the 80 billionth time, stand up for everybody’s rights
Agents in Key Largo, Florida ripped this woman wearing medical scrubs out of her car as she screamed she is a US citizen. Agents cuffed her and put her in one of their cars.
She was eventually let go, per David Goodhue of the Miami Herald, who also took this footage:
She was eventually let go, per David Goodhue of the Miami Herald, who also took this footage:
December 3, 2025 at 8:13 PM
For anybody who thinks being a U.S. citizen will save them, or that being white will save them, this is a blonde white woman who is a US citizen and the thugs took her too.
Anyway, for the 80 billionth time, stand up for everybody’s rights
Anyway, for the 80 billionth time, stand up for everybody’s rights
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This is a BEAUTIFUL kicker. Basically "You argued you have to sacrifice a small population to protect the rights of a bigger population. You, the only transphobe on staff compared to ten trans women, are the small population. Wish granted, case dismissed"
December 3, 2025 at 5:43 PM
This is a BEAUTIFUL kicker. Basically "You argued you have to sacrifice a small population to protect the rights of a bigger population. You, the only transphobe on staff compared to ten trans women, are the small population. Wish granted, case dismissed"
guys what if GT7 spec iii has the new fast toyotas
December 3, 2025 at 9:20 PM
guys what if GT7 spec iii has the new fast toyotas
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Game devs, I need your insight! What are your favorite 2D games with sidequests?
December 3, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Game devs, I need your insight! What are your favorite 2D games with sidequests?
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News Tower made the list, so i'm officially endorsing NPRs game of the year list. all other lists are FALSE and made to DECIEVE
From indies like Blue Prince to big console exclusives like Donkey Kong Bananza, NPR staff members and contributors round up their favorite games of 2025. n.pr/3K8WaF5
The best games of 2025, picked by NPR's staff
From indies like Blue Prince to big console exclusives like Donkey Kong Bananza, NPR staff members and contributors round up their favorite games of 2025.
n.pr
December 3, 2025 at 5:32 PM
News Tower made the list, so i'm officially endorsing NPRs game of the year list. all other lists are FALSE and made to DECIEVE
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every year npr puts out the best, most diverse goty list. there are always so many games on here that i haven't played, let alone heard of. it's very cool. i'm super excited to be part of it this year!
From indies like Blue Prince to big console exclusives like Donkey Kong Bananza, NPR staff members and contributors round up their favorite games of 2025. n.pr/3K8WaF5
The best games of 2025, picked by NPR's staff
From indies like Blue Prince to big console exclusives like Donkey Kong Bananza, NPR staff members and contributors round up their favorite games of 2025.
n.pr
December 3, 2025 at 5:16 PM
every year npr puts out the best, most diverse goty list. there are always so many games on here that i haven't played, let alone heard of. it's very cool. i'm super excited to be part of it this year!
looks like randal monroe is explicitly endorsing my preferred solution to tech problems
December 3, 2025 at 5:30 PM
looks like randal monroe is explicitly endorsing my preferred solution to tech problems
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Google's wild for this.
December 3, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Google's wild for this.