Kaye Inglis
@kayeinglis.bsky.social
Writer, editor, dog walker. Manager of the band yourgardenday. Autistic so sometimes over-enthusiastic. Huge fan of all things horror, folklore, and dark comedy. Book “The Devil’s Dastard”currently in progress. https://ko-fi.com/kayeingliswriter
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Kaye Inglis
@kayeinglis.bsky.social
· Dec 20
Now that I’ve worked out how to pin a post… No DMs unless I know you well/frequently interact with you, or it’s a genuine writing/editing opportunity. I’m autistic and find small talk scary IRL so won’t do it here. Thank you for respecting my wishes.
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Timeline cleanser...part deux.
CCTV captures fox and otter’s tour of Lincoln city centre
A wildlife expert says the footage of the animals wandering past shops and bars is
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November 23, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Timeline cleanser...part deux.
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A heads up! Stuart Maconie interviews Stewart Lee and @stephenhanley6.bsky.social about the forthcoming audiobook the BIG MIDWEEK on tonight’s #Freakzone on @BBC6Music between 7.30 & 8 tonight! Sunday! Here’s Stew interviewing Steve too! 💥 thequietus.com/news/watch-s...
Watch Stewart Lee Interview The Fall's Steve Hanley Ahead of New Audiobook | The Quietus
First published in 2015, Steve Hanley’s memoir The Big Midweek (co-written with Olivia Piekarski) details his 19 years as the ‘backbone’ of The Fall. Perhaps second only to Mark E. Smith himself when ...
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November 23, 2025 at 12:20 PM
A heads up! Stuart Maconie interviews Stewart Lee and @stephenhanley6.bsky.social about the forthcoming audiobook the BIG MIDWEEK on tonight’s #Freakzone on @BBC6Music between 7.30 & 8 tonight! Sunday! Here’s Stew interviewing Steve too! 💥 thequietus.com/news/watch-s...
My housemate just stood in the hall and went “Woooooo woooooo” like a ghost. 👻
November 23, 2025 at 12:01 AM
My housemate just stood in the hall and went “Woooooo woooooo” like a ghost. 👻
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Sometimes I put in an absurdly low bid on an eBay auction with the certainty that I definitely won't get it but also a vanishingly slim hope that MAYBE by some miracle nobody else will bid. Anyway that is how I ended up adding this magnificent glass plate negative to my collection! No date/info.
November 22, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Sometimes I put in an absurdly low bid on an eBay auction with the certainty that I definitely won't get it but also a vanishingly slim hope that MAYBE by some miracle nobody else will bid. Anyway that is how I ended up adding this magnificent glass plate negative to my collection! No date/info.
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Little Mari shows the Icelandic Yule Cat,Jólakötturinn ,her new sweater to ensure they are still friends and not a future snack
November 22, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Little Mari shows the Icelandic Yule Cat,Jólakötturinn ,her new sweater to ensure they are still friends and not a future snack
Bedroom slider update: Five spiders all present and correct. Lily O’ the Light in the far corner; Spiderella’s Daughter above the bed; Wandering Willy in the corner by the wardrobe; Neville on the top of the wardrobe; and Gertrude as always on (currently in) the lamp. 🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️
November 22, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Bedroom slider update: Five spiders all present and correct. Lily O’ the Light in the far corner; Spiderella’s Daughter above the bed; Wandering Willy in the corner by the wardrobe; Neville on the top of the wardrobe; and Gertrude as always on (currently in) the lamp. 🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️
I feel compelled to bow down before this chap.
Also this. My dad carved this. Some kind of jumbo emperor shepherd phantom or something...
👁️ wellswoodcarving.bigcartel.com
👁️ wellswoodcarving.bigcartel.com
November 22, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I feel compelled to bow down before this chap.
Spiderella’s Daughter has once again outsmarted a much bigger spider and lives on. Not sure Wandering Willy has enjoyed the same fate. The bigger spider is Lily O’ The Light, who I rescued from going in perpetual circles yesterday. #BedroomSpiderUpdate 🕷️
November 22, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Spiderella’s Daughter has once again outsmarted a much bigger spider and lives on. Not sure Wandering Willy has enjoyed the same fate. The bigger spider is Lily O’ The Light, who I rescued from going in perpetual circles yesterday. #BedroomSpiderUpdate 🕷️
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Right, I've pulled my finger out and got my cards sorted. Hand drawn A6 greetings cards. So un-ai they aren't even printed. Every one a unique work of daft art. Order now in time for Christmas, just not too many or it'll hurt my hand! happytoast.co.uk/cards/
Cards
HappyToast original cards.
happytoast.co.uk
November 22, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Right, I've pulled my finger out and got my cards sorted. Hand drawn A6 greetings cards. So un-ai they aren't even printed. Every one a unique work of daft art. Order now in time for Christmas, just not too many or it'll hurt my hand! happytoast.co.uk/cards/
Right, I can put it off no longer. Time to swim to the Co-Op. 😬
November 22, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Right, I can put it off no longer. Time to swim to the Co-Op. 😬
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My uncle Trevor gave my dad a fresh block of driftwood from his caravan in Somerset, so you know what that means - more particularly cursed carved phantoms..!
👁️ wellswoodcarving.bigcartel.com
👁️ wellswoodcarving.bigcartel.com
November 22, 2025 at 3:06 PM
My uncle Trevor gave my dad a fresh block of driftwood from his caravan in Somerset, so you know what that means - more particularly cursed carved phantoms..!
👁️ wellswoodcarving.bigcartel.com
👁️ wellswoodcarving.bigcartel.com
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If you would like a signed Everything Will Swallow You hardback for RRP + P&P, I have a fabulous selection of art by my mum, Jo, which I'm sending out for free (one linoprint with each book). Let me know your address via [email protected] while stocks last.
Sorry, this is just for UK folk, BUT...
Sorry, this is just for UK folk, BUT...
November 22, 2025 at 7:57 AM
If you would like a signed Everything Will Swallow You hardback for RRP + P&P, I have a fabulous selection of art by my mum, Jo, which I'm sending out for free (one linoprint with each book). Let me know your address via [email protected] while stocks last.
Sorry, this is just for UK folk, BUT...
Sorry, this is just for UK folk, BUT...
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Calling all Jake Thackray fans! Pre-orders now being taken for The Lost Archives 1966-1996. #JakeThackray jakethackray.com/product/the-...
The Lost Archives 1966-1996 (2CD) | The Official Jake Thackray Website
The Lost Archives 1966-1996 is a two-CD, 48-track collection featuring rare performances from radio and TV archives, concerts and private recordings, and a ...
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November 22, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Calling all Jake Thackray fans! Pre-orders now being taken for The Lost Archives 1966-1996. #JakeThackray jakethackray.com/product/the-...
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Would be great to spread this far and wide so we make as much money as possible in COLCHESTER tomorrow
This SUNDAY - COLCHESTER!!
A solo show for @samaritans.bsky.social
Tickets here
www.redlionbooks.co.uk/product/poet...
Tell your friends
A solo show for @samaritans.bsky.social
Tickets here
www.redlionbooks.co.uk/product/poet...
Tell your friends
November 22, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Would be great to spread this far and wide so we make as much money as possible in COLCHESTER tomorrow
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Innocent Smoothies vibes but for people who want to shit themselves.
Half are called "pickled yum-ions" and the other half "rectum destroyer"
November 21, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Innocent Smoothies vibes but for people who want to shit themselves.
This is great!
(From Muncie Press, 1882) It's a matter of opinion! 😆#ghosts #PhantomsFriday
November 21, 2025 at 11:11 PM
This is great!
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Buying #Christmas cards or presents?
Shop with small independents (like me) instead of the big high street names.
www.gailmyerscough.co.uk
Are you a small business? Reply with your link. Let's support each other this Christmas.
Shop with small independents (like me) instead of the big high street names.
www.gailmyerscough.co.uk
Are you a small business? Reply with your link. Let's support each other this Christmas.
November 21, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Buying #Christmas cards or presents?
Shop with small independents (like me) instead of the big high street names.
www.gailmyerscough.co.uk
Are you a small business? Reply with your link. Let's support each other this Christmas.
Shop with small independents (like me) instead of the big high street names.
www.gailmyerscough.co.uk
Are you a small business? Reply with your link. Let's support each other this Christmas.
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Remembering The Horror Show! exhibition at Somerset House in 2022. GHOSTWATCH screening in a dark chamber. The puppet from POSSUM. A mask from KILL LIST. And my work from THE MEZZOTINT next to the severed heads of Steve Pemberton and Reece Shearsmith. Magical. More spooky exhibitions, please..!
November 21, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Remembering The Horror Show! exhibition at Somerset House in 2022. GHOSTWATCH screening in a dark chamber. The puppet from POSSUM. A mask from KILL LIST. And my work from THE MEZZOTINT next to the severed heads of Steve Pemberton and Reece Shearsmith. Magical. More spooky exhibitions, please..!
They’ve done our car twice in the last year. We now use fox repellent, but also encourage Magnus to wee on it every time he goes by.
Nature strikes back! Apparently Dublin foxes are snacking on new cars’ guts. The solution to this is to get a wolf or, more helpfully, ask the zoo for wolf urine. A little goes a long way, & foxes don’t tangle with wolves.
Foxes believed behind damage to dozens of Dublin cars
Foxes believed behind damage to dozens of Dublin cars
Foxes believed behind damage to dozens of Dublin cars
Residents of a south Dublin housing estate are trying to uncover the cause of damage to around 40 cars which has resulted in repair bills of totalling tens of thousands of euro.
www.rte.ie
November 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
They’ve done our car twice in the last year. We now use fox repellent, but also encourage Magnus to wee on it every time he goes by.
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Now this is how to start a history book. A Wiltshire story teller 1890s.
"There were a time, 'tweren't in my time, neither in your time, nit (nor yet) in anybody else's time; 'twere when magpies builded in old men's beards and turkey-cocks chewed bacca”.
"There were a time, 'tweren't in my time, neither in your time, nit (nor yet) in anybody else's time; 'twere when magpies builded in old men's beards and turkey-cocks chewed bacca”.
November 21, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Now this is how to start a history book. A Wiltshire story teller 1890s.
"There were a time, 'tweren't in my time, neither in your time, nit (nor yet) in anybody else's time; 'twere when magpies builded in old men's beards and turkey-cocks chewed bacca”.
"There were a time, 'tweren't in my time, neither in your time, nit (nor yet) in anybody else's time; 'twere when magpies builded in old men's beards and turkey-cocks chewed bacca”.
Love these!
If you'll allow me a Friday Shop Plug, I've got a new lino print in my Summerisle Procession series, and copies of my spooky book defaced with Krampus heads and the like. Reposts extremely welcome (Christmas is coming, lads)...
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👁️ slipperyjack.bigcartel.com
November 21, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Love these!
…And when I first heard it as a child, I heard “clowns in my coffee”.
Carly Simon came up with the lyrics "i had some dreams they were clouds in my coffee" when she poured creamer into a cup of coffee and it formed clouds.
Man, everything is so bleak, anyone got a fun fact or little bit of trivia they want to share
November 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM
…And when I first heard it as a child, I heard “clowns in my coffee”.
Shout-out to my newest bedroom spider, who made a wonderful crinkly noise wandering round and round my paper lamp. (After photographing her I helped her down with a copy of Private Eye and deposited her near the bookcase, safely away from other known bedroom beasties.)🕷️
November 21, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Shout-out to my newest bedroom spider, who made a wonderful crinkly noise wandering round and round my paper lamp. (After photographing her I helped her down with a copy of Private Eye and deposited her near the bookcase, safely away from other known bedroom beasties.)🕷️
These are super!
Mari Lwyd Christmas Cards have arrived
They are A6 in landscape
Im selling in packs of 5 with free envelopes
Here:
skullsandsheets.etsy.com/listing/4409...
They are A6 in landscape
Im selling in packs of 5 with free envelopes
Here:
skullsandsheets.etsy.com/listing/4409...
November 21, 2025 at 5:33 PM
These are super!
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Learning the violin by pushing your face into a shallow ditch full of pig excrement “less effective” than violin lessons shock.
Relying on ChatGPT to teach you about a topic leaves you with shallower knowledge than Googling and reading about it, according to new research that compared what more than 10,000 people knew after using one method or the other.
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November 21, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Learning the violin by pushing your face into a shallow ditch full of pig excrement “less effective” than violin lessons shock.