Keegan Watkins
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Worth noting, I guess, that inside of a year we've gone from administration officials taking selfies of themselves at CECOT and bragging about how it's hell on earth to now getting their horrible little media worms to kill stories about it
December 22, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Worth noting, I guess, that inside of a year we've gone from administration officials taking selfies of themselves at CECOT and bragging about how it's hell on earth to now getting their horrible little media worms to kill stories about it
a Lord of the Rings cover band called 311’ses
a Lord of the Rings cover band called Chaka Ghân-buri-Ghân
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Flock of Smeagols
December 20, 2025 at 7:41 PM
a Lord of the Rings cover band called 311’ses
1994: Dumb and Dumber.
December 19, 2025 at 6:20 PM
1994: Dumb and Dumber.
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"ICE and CBP must be abolished" is the only reasonable position. We can debate the specifics of new agencies for immigration functions, but these agencies are simply too infected with a culture of impunity, racism, and fascism to continue. They're gangs with badges.
Armed ICE agents trapped US citizens in a restaurant and demanded their papers. Federal agents walked into East African restaurants in Cedar-Riverside, MN. They closed and blocked the doors. Then they demanded to see everyone’s papers. Every person present was a US citizen.
Federal agents use chemical irritant on crowd in Somali neighborhood of Minneapolis amid Trump crackdown
Federal agents have used chemical irritant to disperse a crowd in a heavily Somali neighborhood in Minneapolis. This happened Tuesday during a identification checks amid the Trump administration's cra...
www.mprnews.org
December 14, 2025 at 8:49 PM
"ICE and CBP must be abolished" is the only reasonable position. We can debate the specifics of new agencies for immigration functions, but these agencies are simply too infected with a culture of impunity, racism, and fascism to continue. They're gangs with badges.
I also really like Talarico, for what it's worth... but imagining that a bunch of Republicans in 2026 are going to vote for him because he seems like a genuine Christian or whatever is just insane.
There are so many more apathetic voters than there are turnable voters, give them a reason to show up
There are so many more apathetic voters than there are turnable voters, give them a reason to show up
I've lived in Texas for 41 years, and I don't think anyone is convincing non-D's to vote for a Democratic candidate.
The only path to winning is to convince the millions of voters who otherwise won't show up.
The only path to winning is to convince the millions of voters who otherwise won't show up.
December 13, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I also really like Talarico, for what it's worth... but imagining that a bunch of Republicans in 2026 are going to vote for him because he seems like a genuine Christian or whatever is just insane.
There are so many more apathetic voters than there are turnable voters, give them a reason to show up
There are so many more apathetic voters than there are turnable voters, give them a reason to show up
Uncut Gems
Never mind movies you’ve watched multiple times, name a movie you’ve watched once and would never watch again.
December 11, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Uncut Gems
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Spend a few years in an interracial relationship and you start to see things from a different perspective.
December 11, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Spend a few years in an interracial relationship and you start to see things from a different perspective.
I was a butcher all through college, I'd probably go back to that.
...it's hard ass work, but a satisfying mix of craft and interacting with people.
...it's hard ass work, but a satisfying mix of craft and interacting with people.
Double aside: which trade would you align with if you didn't have a cushy tech job is a great question!
Electrician/networking is too obvious so I disallow that.
I'd either do drywall or framing.
Roofing is out. Not because of fall risk, but because it is so hot up there! Did once. Never again.🙅🏿♂️
Electrician/networking is too obvious so I disallow that.
I'd either do drywall or framing.
Roofing is out. Not because of fall risk, but because it is so hot up there! Did once. Never again.🙅🏿♂️
December 11, 2025 at 5:28 AM
I was a butcher all through college, I'd probably go back to that.
...it's hard ass work, but a satisfying mix of craft and interacting with people.
...it's hard ass work, but a satisfying mix of craft and interacting with people.
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Bad rap comes from bad poetry
Bad songs come from bad poetry
Poorly written television ... Bad poetry
because foundationally all of it is poetry
Bad songs come from bad poetry
Poorly written television ... Bad poetry
because foundationally all of it is poetry
December 9, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Bad rap comes from bad poetry
Bad songs come from bad poetry
Poorly written television ... Bad poetry
because foundationally all of it is poetry
Bad songs come from bad poetry
Poorly written television ... Bad poetry
because foundationally all of it is poetry
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Dude. Yes. Alito and Thomas are of course the standout examples, but all of the Republican justices have tells in their writing and their questioning indicating that they are, to varying degrees, marinating their brains in dumb bitch juice
My theory, fwiw, is that Supreme Court Justices are not immune to Twitter brain poisoning. I suspect all six have horrific information environments and have therefore lost the ability to understand the people who don't agree with them.
The part that I can't figure out is what John Roberts thinks he is doing. He used to seem to be a judge who was very attentive to appearances, I think on a theory that you can't draw too much attention to yourself without undermining your ability to continue to shape the law.
December 5, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Dude. Yes. Alito and Thomas are of course the standout examples, but all of the Republican justices have tells in their writing and their questioning indicating that they are, to varying degrees, marinating their brains in dumb bitch juice
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Developer attempts to replicate "Liquid Glass" in CSS, and once finished realizes what she'd actually created is an exploit for a fundamental, previously unknown, and rather serious browser vulnerability
lyra.horse/blog/2025/12...
"CSS hack accidentally becomes regular hack"
lyra.horse/blog/2025/12...
"CSS hack accidentally becomes regular hack"
SVG Filters - Clickjacking 2.0
A novel and powerful twist on an old classic.
lyra.horse
December 5, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Developer attempts to replicate "Liquid Glass" in CSS, and once finished realizes what she'd actually created is an exploit for a fundamental, previously unknown, and rather serious browser vulnerability
lyra.horse/blog/2025/12...
"CSS hack accidentally becomes regular hack"
lyra.horse/blog/2025/12...
"CSS hack accidentally becomes regular hack"
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gimme yule
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
November 16, 2023 at 12:56 AM
gimme yule
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
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With Netflix you at least got to watch the movie. Uber at least did give you the ride to where you were going. With this you get... what? A throwaway email draft? A legal filing full of errors and fabrications? An "epic roast of someone's appearance"? This is pet rocks
November 30, 2025 at 4:37 PM
With Netflix you at least got to watch the movie. Uber at least did give you the ride to where you were going. With this you get... what? A throwaway email draft? A legal filing full of errors and fabrications? An "epic roast of someone's appearance"? This is pet rocks
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You will be visited by three spirits.
The three spirits.
The three spirits.
November 26, 2025 at 12:16 AM
You will be visited by three spirits.
The three spirits.
The three spirits.
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the nerds are gonna be so mad (it’s me i’m the nerds)
November 20, 2025 at 8:51 PM
the nerds are gonna be so mad (it’s me i’m the nerds)
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i’m ready for something different than whatever the fuck this is
November 10, 2025 at 12:51 AM
i’m ready for something different than whatever the fuck this is
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
November 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
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bring back maligning racism as the mark of a stupid person. prejudice is the mark of an idiot. if you believe that shit i bet you also don’t wipe your ass
November 7, 2025 at 8:55 PM
bring back maligning racism as the mark of a stupid person. prejudice is the mark of an idiot. if you believe that shit i bet you also don’t wipe your ass
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Last chance to turn it off.
On Monday, November 3rd, Microsoft will start using your LinkedIn data for AI training. And remember, you're opted in by default.
To toggle it off 👉 Account - Settings & Privacy > Data privacy > Data for Generative AI Improvement.
On Monday, November 3rd, Microsoft will start using your LinkedIn data for AI training. And remember, you're opted in by default.
To toggle it off 👉 Account - Settings & Privacy > Data privacy > Data for Generative AI Improvement.
October 31, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Last chance to turn it off.
On Monday, November 3rd, Microsoft will start using your LinkedIn data for AI training. And remember, you're opted in by default.
To toggle it off 👉 Account - Settings & Privacy > Data privacy > Data for Generative AI Improvement.
On Monday, November 3rd, Microsoft will start using your LinkedIn data for AI training. And remember, you're opted in by default.
To toggle it off 👉 Account - Settings & Privacy > Data privacy > Data for Generative AI Improvement.
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I know it’s too much to expect them to know their history, but if the American Revolution had a motto, it definitely would not have been “immigrants go home.”
It would have been “get your fucking soldiers out of our cities.”
It would have been “get your fucking soldiers out of our cities.”
October 28, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I know it’s too much to expect them to know their history, but if the American Revolution had a motto, it definitely would not have been “immigrants go home.”
It would have been “get your fucking soldiers out of our cities.”
It would have been “get your fucking soldiers out of our cities.”
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I’m gonna be angry at you for wanting higher wages
I’m gonna be angry at you for being on food stamps
I’m gonna be angry at you for working full time and being on food stamps
I’m gonna be angry at you for trying to get me to connect the dots to the actual problem
I’m gonna be angry at you for being on food stamps
I’m gonna be angry at you for working full time and being on food stamps
I’m gonna be angry at you for trying to get me to connect the dots to the actual problem
October 27, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I’m gonna be angry at you for wanting higher wages
I’m gonna be angry at you for being on food stamps
I’m gonna be angry at you for working full time and being on food stamps
I’m gonna be angry at you for trying to get me to connect the dots to the actual problem
I’m gonna be angry at you for being on food stamps
I’m gonna be angry at you for working full time and being on food stamps
I’m gonna be angry at you for trying to get me to connect the dots to the actual problem
Mass media continues to operate as though “White conservatives” are the only group that count as “real Americans”
Here's a gift link to the New York Times' coverage of the initial Tea Party rallies in April 2009 which inspired the media to treat it like a massive movement.
Check out how tiny the crowds were:
Philly: 200
DC: "several hundred"
Boston: 500
Austin: 1,000
Houston: 2,000
Check out how tiny the crowds were:
Philly: 200
DC: "several hundred"
Boston: 500
Austin: 1,000
Houston: 2,000
Tax Day Is Met With Tea Parties (Published 2009)
www.nytimes.com
October 20, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Mass media continues to operate as though “White conservatives” are the only group that count as “real Americans”
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Consider a programmer looking at code they themselves wrote a year ago, now having to identify and fix a bug. They have to rebuild the mental model of what is going on, which is easier if they have already had a mental model of what is going on.
June 24, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Consider a programmer looking at code they themselves wrote a year ago, now having to identify and fix a bug. They have to rebuild the mental model of what is going on, which is easier if they have already had a mental model of what is going on.
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💥 did a small drawing explaining the JS execution model including the event loop. I hope it’s helpful to folks. Debugging is always easier when the underlying implementations are understood.
October 6, 2025 at 12:23 PM
💥 did a small drawing explaining the JS execution model including the event loop. I hope it’s helpful to folks. Debugging is always easier when the underlying implementations are understood.