Kelvin (Not That One)
@kelvinhatle.bsky.social
Minneapolis-area poindexter, aficionado of fig newtons and ridiculous films. Gets nutty about his dog. Also does some acting and writing when permitted.
Boy, nothing like taking a day off to get something done, and waiting around all morning, only to have everything get cancelled or delayed to the point they conflict with other commitments. I feel like I just took a couple hundred bucks and set it on fire.
December 15, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Boy, nothing like taking a day off to get something done, and waiting around all morning, only to have everything get cancelled or delayed to the point they conflict with other commitments. I feel like I just took a couple hundred bucks and set it on fire.
Fair.
December 15, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Fair.
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The kind .. you find … in a second hand store
December 14, 2025 at 10:54 AM
The kind .. you find … in a second hand store
Walking into 2026
December 14, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Walking into 2026
Not gonna lie, I’d be totally into this.
December 14, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Not gonna lie, I’d be totally into this.
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Seems threatening.
December 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Seems threatening.
For some reason, Facebook is putting old Andy Capp strips into my feed. I never read it as a kid because the working class Englishness went over my head. I'm not reading it as an adult because Andy is a complete bastard.
December 13, 2025 at 7:24 PM
For some reason, Facebook is putting old Andy Capp strips into my feed. I never read it as a kid because the working class Englishness went over my head. I'm not reading it as an adult because Andy is a complete bastard.
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Boy, here’s a horror comedy set up if I’ve ever seen one
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Boy, here’s a horror comedy set up if I’ve ever seen one
So does St. Paul ever plow the Dayton's Bluff neighborhood? Or are people just supposed to abandon their cars and get skis?
December 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
So does St. Paul ever plow the Dayton's Bluff neighborhood? Or are people just supposed to abandon their cars and get skis?
@chebutykin.bsky.social @noelct.bsky.social This is IT'S THE DRIFTERS! ALL-STAR ATTACK (1969), and it might be a fun selection for NYE. Don't know if it's on streaming anywhere.
There's always a new movie to be discovered, where ladies in colour-coded rain slickers with mermaid tattoos rob a bank by being so attractive that the staff just hand over the money.
December 6, 2025 at 8:35 PM
@chebutykin.bsky.social @noelct.bsky.social This is IT'S THE DRIFTERS! ALL-STAR ATTACK (1969), and it might be a fun selection for NYE. Don't know if it's on streaming anywhere.
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Netflix Confirms Cancel Membership Button Will Be Leaving Streaming Service Next Month
December 5, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Netflix Confirms Cancel Membership Button Will Be Leaving Streaming Service Next Month
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🔊 Attn: GenX! Han Solo will once again be shown as the murderous scoundrel of our childhood. #starwars
The Original Theatrical Cut of STAR WARS is Finally Returning to Theaters!
The Original Theatrical Cut of STAR WARS is Finally Returning to Theaters!
A moment that felt impossible for decades is officially happening! Lucasfilm and Disney are bringing the original theatrical cut of Star Wars back to the big screen for its fiftieth anniversary, letting...
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December 5, 2025 at 9:12 PM
🔊 Attn: GenX! Han Solo will once again be shown as the murderous scoundrel of our childhood. #starwars
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Both seasons of MASTERS OF HORROR are now playing on Kanopy, unedited and without ads. Kanopy is a free streaming app that links through your library, and available to anyone.
November 30, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Both seasons of MASTERS OF HORROR are now playing on Kanopy, unedited and without ads. Kanopy is a free streaming app that links through your library, and available to anyone.
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Virginia Mayo, Virginia Ketchup, Virginia Mustard, Virginia Relish
November 30, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Virginia Mayo, Virginia Ketchup, Virginia Mustard, Virginia Relish
A minute of snow doggie. I love how dogs love snow so much.
November 30, 2025 at 3:05 AM
A minute of snow doggie. I love how dogs love snow so much.
My only plans for today were for major housecleaning, and I am fighting those plans mightily.
November 29, 2025 at 5:53 PM
My only plans for today were for major housecleaning, and I am fighting those plans mightily.
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Happy Thanksgiving from Laurel and Hardy.
November 27, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Happy Thanksgiving from Laurel and Hardy.
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Happy Thanksgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Happy Thanksgiving!
Today's grandiose plans for massive house cleaning and catching up on media have been foiled by bugs in Oblivion Remastered. Also naps. There were a non-zero number of naps.
November 22, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Today's grandiose plans for massive house cleaning and catching up on media have been foiled by bugs in Oblivion Remastered. Also naps. There were a non-zero number of naps.
@chebutykin.bsky.social @noelct.bsky.social Possible suggestion for New Year's Eve.
The most ambitious superhero movie ever made came out in 1968.
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November 22, 2025 at 11:03 PM
@chebutykin.bsky.social @noelct.bsky.social Possible suggestion for New Year's Eve.
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Charlie Brown and Franklin with the world's first interracial dap. Groundbreaking #CharlieBrownThanksgiving
two cartoon characters are hugging each other in front of a yellow door
ALT: two cartoon characters are hugging each other in front of a yellow door
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November 16, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Charlie Brown and Franklin with the world's first interracial dap. Groundbreaking #CharlieBrownThanksgiving
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Mandatory prayer inside public schools. No public prayer outside fascist kidnapping factories. That's what "religious freedom" looks like under the GOP: blockclubchicago.org/2025/11/07/f...
Feds Tell Faith Leaders 'No More Prayer' Outside Broadview Facility
In a possible violation of the First Amendment, federal officials instructed demonstrators to stop holding religious gatherings outside the immigration processing facility in suburban Broadview after ...
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November 9, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Mandatory prayer inside public schools. No public prayer outside fascist kidnapping factories. That's what "religious freedom" looks like under the GOP: blockclubchicago.org/2025/11/07/f...