Umbrella
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Now that it's raining more than ever
Know that we'll still have each other
Know that we'll still have each other
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I wonder how all the women reporters and editors at the Times feel about this headline.
November 6, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I wonder how all the women reporters and editors at the Times feel about this headline.
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If Tylenol caused autism, we’d all be autistic. Almost every pregnant woman in America has taken Tylenol because it’s what doctors recommend during pregnancy.
September 21, 2025 at 10:48 PM
If Tylenol caused autism, we’d all be autistic. Almost every pregnant woman in America has taken Tylenol because it’s what doctors recommend during pregnancy.
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Holy shit RFK Jr just used the idea that we should "believe all women" to defend the idea that vaccines might have caused their kids' autism, I am INCANDESCENT with rage
September 22, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Holy shit RFK Jr just used the idea that we should "believe all women" to defend the idea that vaccines might have caused their kids' autism, I am INCANDESCENT with rage
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There's a wrong way and a right way to report this
September 22, 2025 at 9:35 PM
There's a wrong way and a right way to report this
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so this guy like 100% had a stroke right
September 11, 2025 at 5:52 PM
so this guy like 100% had a stroke right
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Illinois Gov. J.B. Pritzker (D) on the shooting of Charlie Kirk:
"Political violence, unfortunately, has ramped up in this country ... I think there are people who are fomenting it in this country. I think the president's rhetoric often foments it."
"Political violence, unfortunately, has ramped up in this country ... I think there are people who are fomenting it in this country. I think the president's rhetoric often foments it."
September 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Illinois Gov. J.B. Pritzker (D) on the shooting of Charlie Kirk:
"Political violence, unfortunately, has ramped up in this country ... I think there are people who are fomenting it in this country. I think the president's rhetoric often foments it."
"Political violence, unfortunately, has ramped up in this country ... I think there are people who are fomenting it in this country. I think the president's rhetoric often foments it."
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The MSNBC commentator saying that most political violence has historically come from the left just once again showed how we suffer from failing to learn history. Lynching, pogroms, race riots, the political violence that ended Reconstruction, and against the Civil Rights Movement. Come on.
September 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
The MSNBC commentator saying that most political violence has historically come from the left just once again showed how we suffer from failing to learn history. Lynching, pogroms, race riots, the political violence that ended Reconstruction, and against the Civil Rights Movement. Come on.
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The woman petitioning SCOTUS to overturn marriage equality in the name of the sanctity of marriage is on her fourth husband.
August 13, 2025 at 4:55 AM
The woman petitioning SCOTUS to overturn marriage equality in the name of the sanctity of marriage is on her fourth husband.
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“I need healthcare” best I can do is nuclear reactor on the moon
August 5, 2025 at 9:11 PM
“I need healthcare” best I can do is nuclear reactor on the moon
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“They’re f*cking Democrats! DEMOCRATS! DEMOCRATS!!!”
Never seen a guest this drunk that she berated the staff, threatened the staff, scratched the staff, and then screams “democrats”
Glad the police were called!! #BelowDeck
Never seen a guest this drunk that she berated the staff, threatened the staff, scratched the staff, and then screams “democrats”
Glad the police were called!! #BelowDeck
July 29, 2025 at 1:00 AM
“They’re f*cking Democrats! DEMOCRATS! DEMOCRATS!!!”
Never seen a guest this drunk that she berated the staff, threatened the staff, scratched the staff, and then screams “democrats”
Glad the police were called!! #BelowDeck
Never seen a guest this drunk that she berated the staff, threatened the staff, scratched the staff, and then screams “democrats”
Glad the police were called!! #BelowDeck
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Michael when he hears hakeem jeffries speaking
August 1, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Michael when he hears hakeem jeffries speaking
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Mamdani: I would say that for the former governor to have spent an entire day speaking almost exclusively about me and barely about the New Yorkers who have been killed is indicative of the very politics New Yorkers want to leave in the past.
July 30, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Mamdani: I would say that for the former governor to have spent an entire day speaking almost exclusively about me and barely about the New Yorkers who have been killed is indicative of the very politics New Yorkers want to leave in the past.
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I think it's time for us to view Kennedy's actions as an attack not just on our public health but the country itself. He's an incredible monster.
Health Secretary Kennedy to oust advisory panel on cancer screenings, HIV prevention drugs, WSJ reports reut.rs/452or6u
Health Secretary Kennedy to oust advisory panel on cancer screenings, HIV prevention drugs, WSJ reports
Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is planning to remove all the members of an advisory panel that determines what cancer screenings and other preventive health measures insurers must cover, the Wall Street Journal reported on Friday, citing people familiar with the matter.
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July 25, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I think it's time for us to view Kennedy's actions as an attack not just on our public health but the country itself. He's an incredible monster.
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Nicolandria went on Tiktok Live with Nic's (blond) sister who was with her boyfriend Ethan and people said in the comments (and Nic read out loud) "watch out for Pepe, Ethan!" 💀💀
July 15, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Nicolandria went on Tiktok Live with Nic's (blond) sister who was with her boyfriend Ethan and people said in the comments (and Nic read out loud) "watch out for Pepe, Ethan!" 💀💀
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y’all.. the way i just cackled #loveislandUSA
July 9, 2025 at 11:52 PM
y’all.. the way i just cackled #loveislandUSA
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amaya apologizing to ACE rather than the other way around 😭 i’m gonna be sick #LoveIslandUSA
July 12, 2025 at 2:05 AM
amaya apologizing to ACE rather than the other way around 😭 i’m gonna be sick #LoveIslandUSA
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Meet Silvana Garza and Maria Paula, two young Mexican Americans who saved 20 young lives at Camp Mystic in Texas.
Thank you for Silvana and Paula for saving the lives of so many children! 💕
Thank you for Silvana and Paula for saving the lives of so many children! 💕
July 7, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Meet Silvana Garza and Maria Paula, two young Mexican Americans who saved 20 young lives at Camp Mystic in Texas.
Thank you for Silvana and Paula for saving the lives of so many children! 💕
Thank you for Silvana and Paula for saving the lives of so many children! 💕
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I love Amaya and Bryan but I voted Nicolandria because I need Olandria safe. I voted Chelley last vote. I just don’t want the haters to win with either of them in the bottom idc who they’re coupled with #loveislandusa
July 7, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I love Amaya and Bryan but I voted Nicolandria because I need Olandria safe. I voted Chelley last vote. I just don’t want the haters to win with either of them in the bottom idc who they’re coupled with #loveislandusa
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The United States government is no longer able to protect us from real hazards, such as flash floods, because it’s shifting funds to fake hazards, such as a non-existent immigrant crime wave. www.nytimes.com/2025/07/05/u...
As Floods Hit, Key Roles Were Vacant at Weather Service Offices in Texas
www.nytimes.com
July 6, 2025 at 2:23 PM
The United States government is no longer able to protect us from real hazards, such as flash floods, because it’s shifting funds to fake hazards, such as a non-existent immigrant crime wave. www.nytimes.com/2025/07/05/u...
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Reporter: Do the tariff rates change at all on July 9th or do they change on August 1st?
Trump: What are you talking about?
Reporter: Tariff rates. Do they change on July 9th or August 1st?
Trump: They're going to be tariffs. The tariffs are going to be the tariffs.
Trump: What are you talking about?
Reporter: Tariff rates. Do they change on July 9th or August 1st?
Trump: They're going to be tariffs. The tariffs are going to be the tariffs.
July 6, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Reporter: Do the tariff rates change at all on July 9th or do they change on August 1st?
Trump: What are you talking about?
Reporter: Tariff rates. Do they change on July 9th or August 1st?
Trump: They're going to be tariffs. The tariffs are going to be the tariffs.
Trump: What are you talking about?
Reporter: Tariff rates. Do they change on July 9th or August 1st?
Trump: They're going to be tariffs. The tariffs are going to be the tariffs.
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Final vote. 50-50. VP breaks the tie.
One single GOP Senator could have stopped this abomination. Saved millions of parents from watching their child go hungry. Saved the lives destroyed when Medicaid disappears.
They will all live forever with the horror of this bill.
One single GOP Senator could have stopped this abomination. Saved millions of parents from watching their child go hungry. Saved the lives destroyed when Medicaid disappears.
They will all live forever with the horror of this bill.
July 1, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Final vote. 50-50. VP breaks the tie.
One single GOP Senator could have stopped this abomination. Saved millions of parents from watching their child go hungry. Saved the lives destroyed when Medicaid disappears.
They will all live forever with the horror of this bill.
One single GOP Senator could have stopped this abomination. Saved millions of parents from watching their child go hungry. Saved the lives destroyed when Medicaid disappears.
They will all live forever with the horror of this bill.
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Sooo if Chelley comes out and says a lot more about what Huda did that led to her feeling this way, is it still just an unfair edit for Huda? Like at what point do we believe islanders when several of them have similar feelings #loveislandusa
June 30, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Sooo if Chelley comes out and says a lot more about what Huda did that led to her feeling this way, is it still just an unfair edit for Huda? Like at what point do we believe islanders when several of them have similar feelings #loveislandusa
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Fuck it since we are doing fan service then can production work their magic and get Chelley and Cierra together? #loveislandusa
June 27, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Fuck it since we are doing fan service then can production work their magic and get Chelley and Cierra together? #loveislandusa