Kevin Bauer
@kevin0bauer.bsky.social
Writer & screenwriter, lover of books, comics, video games, and movies.
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Kevin Bauer
@kevin0bauer.bsky.social
· Apr 5
#1stLinePit
UNDERTOW
The ship shone on the Bering Sea’s black waters from miles away like a Christmas tree. It stood 16 stories above the water, its name proud and visible across the bow: Снегурочка.
Represented by @4man98 at @LCSLiterary
#A #H #S #T
On Sub soon!
UNDERTOW
The ship shone on the Bering Sea’s black waters from miles away like a Christmas tree. It stood 16 stories above the water, its name proud and visible across the bow: Снегурочка.
Represented by @4man98 at @LCSLiterary
#A #H #S #T
On Sub soon!
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January 10, 2026 at 9:17 PM
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I helped stopped ICE this morning. I literally drive around in silence now so I can hear if someone is whistling. Saw them grouped up around a car, pulled over, and immediately started blowing on my whistle. They (ICE) were all filming with their personal phones.
Trying to explain what it feels like in the Twin Cities right now to people who aren’t here and haven’t experienced this is genuinely crazy-making.
January 11, 2026 at 10:04 PM
I helped stopped ICE this morning. I literally drive around in silence now so I can hear if someone is whistling. Saw them grouped up around a car, pulled over, and immediately started blowing on my whistle. They (ICE) were all filming with their personal phones.
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Bonkers (Series, 1993 - 1994)
May 1, 2024 at 3:31 AM
Bonkers (Series, 1993 - 1994)
Why does ROYAL MATCH have the most annoying and aggressive ads? Is it a Russian scam?
January 11, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Why does ROYAL MATCH have the most annoying and aggressive ads? Is it a Russian scam?
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Rep. Angie Craig: "We're gonna move forward to impeach Kristi Noem"
January 11, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Rep. Angie Craig: "We're gonna move forward to impeach Kristi Noem"
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27 Oct 2024
January 11, 2026 at 12:07 PM
27 Oct 2024
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Is a quarter of her faced burned like Two-Face because the conservatism is trying to escape her body like a poison, or is that just weird lighting from her stupid outfit?
Column: Erika Kirk, a mother to two toddlers, continues to take on public-facing leadership duties while promoting traditional ideas about prioritizing marriage and motherhood.
Here’s how her clothes are attempting to walk the same line: https://wapo.st/3N3czMn
Here’s how her clothes are attempting to walk the same line: https://wapo.st/3N3czMn
January 10, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Is a quarter of her faced burned like Two-Face because the conservatism is trying to escape her body like a poison, or is that just weird lighting from her stupid outfit?
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If there are *any* Democrats in Congress who will still vote to keep funding this administration when it is using that money to terrorize our cities and refusing to allow congressional representatives their clear right to observe their activities, then those reps need to be primaried into retirement
I was just denied access to the ICE processing center at the Whipple Building.
Members of Congress have a legal right and constitutional responsibility to conduct oversight where people are being detained.
The public deserves to know what is taking place in ICE facilities.
Members of Congress have a legal right and constitutional responsibility to conduct oversight where people are being detained.
The public deserves to know what is taking place in ICE facilities.
JUST NOW: Huge mass of agents in a standoff, weapons drawn as Reps. Ilhan Omar, Angie Craig, and Kelly Morrison attempt to conduct congressional oversight at the Whipple Building, which has been HQ for thousands of ICE agents.
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January 10, 2026 at 6:49 PM
If there are *any* Democrats in Congress who will still vote to keep funding this administration when it is using that money to terrorize our cities and refusing to allow congressional representatives their clear right to observe their activities, then those reps need to be primaried into retirement
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It wasn't smart for savvy ears.
Someone saying "get the fuck out" without committing to DOING ANYTHING to facilitate getting the fuck out is just doing more kayfabe, and yet people keep falling for it.
Someone saying "get the fuck out" without committing to DOING ANYTHING to facilitate getting the fuck out is just doing more kayfabe, and yet people keep falling for it.
January 10, 2026 at 6:46 PM
It wasn't smart for savvy ears.
Someone saying "get the fuck out" without committing to DOING ANYTHING to facilitate getting the fuck out is just doing more kayfabe, and yet people keep falling for it.
Someone saying "get the fuck out" without committing to DOING ANYTHING to facilitate getting the fuck out is just doing more kayfabe, and yet people keep falling for it.
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Minneapolis marches: “Say it loud! Say it clear! Immigrants are welcome here!”
January 10, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Minneapolis marches: “Say it loud! Say it clear! Immigrants are welcome here!”
Remember when Trump said Megyn Kelly was “bleeding out of her whatever” for asking him a question? I thought that would’ve been a political epiphany for her. Why she just went even further right into a culture that will always begrudge her baffles me.
January 10, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Remember when Trump said Megyn Kelly was “bleeding out of her whatever” for asking him a question? I thought that would’ve been a political epiphany for her. Why she just went even further right into a culture that will always begrudge her baffles me.
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The reason this keeps happening, getting worse each time Republicans get power, is that Democrats refuse to punish them - for REAL CRIMES, not just political differences - every time THEY get power.
We may already have seen the last Democratic administration. Newsom would ensure the next one is.
We may already have seen the last Democratic administration. Newsom would ensure the next one is.
Newsom's already calling for a joining of hands with the Nazis and let atrocities be bygones.
January 10, 2026 at 8:11 PM
The reason this keeps happening, getting worse each time Republicans get power, is that Democrats refuse to punish them - for REAL CRIMES, not just political differences - every time THEY get power.
We may already have seen the last Democratic administration. Newsom would ensure the next one is.
We may already have seen the last Democratic administration. Newsom would ensure the next one is.
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Should've never stopped calling those freaks "weird."
January 10, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Should've never stopped calling those freaks "weird."
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He didn't shoot her in the head at point blank range because he felt like he was in danger. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he was furious that she wasn't afraid of him. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he felt emasculated.
January 9, 2026 at 11:25 PM
He didn't shoot her in the head at point blank range because he felt like he was in danger. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he was furious that she wasn't afraid of him. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he felt emasculated.
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People do not want to reckon with the actual purpose of policing. That's all I'll say about that.
January 10, 2026 at 1:48 PM
People do not want to reckon with the actual purpose of policing. That's all I'll say about that.
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The Norwegian Nobel Prize committee has been forced to make a statement, declaring that the prize cannot be transferred.
It's hard even to comprehend how stupid this has become
It's hard even to comprehend how stupid this has become
January 10, 2026 at 9:15 AM
The Norwegian Nobel Prize committee has been forced to make a statement, declaring that the prize cannot be transferred.
It's hard even to comprehend how stupid this has become
It's hard even to comprehend how stupid this has become
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You and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today.
This could be you.
This could be you.
January 8, 2026 at 12:15 AM
You and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today.
This could be you.
This could be you.
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there is no positive route forward for the United States without mass arrests and trials for DHS employees
You and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today.
This could be you.
This could be you.
January 10, 2026 at 12:16 AM
there is no positive route forward for the United States without mass arrests and trials for DHS employees
While I enjoy watching the FALLOUT show, I keep thinking it’d be better if it tonally matched the games. The show is a comedy with kooky characters who are all crazy and dysfunctional. The games were satires with characters with verisimilitude in a capitalist dystopian post-apocalypse. They…
January 10, 2026 at 1:15 AM
While I enjoy watching the FALLOUT show, I keep thinking it’d be better if it tonally matched the games. The show is a comedy with kooky characters who are all crazy and dysfunctional. The games were satires with characters with verisimilitude in a capitalist dystopian post-apocalypse. They…
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AOC: “I understand that VP Vance believes shooting a young mother of three in the face three times is an acceptable America that he wants to live in, & I do not — That is a fundamental difference between VP Vance & I — I do not believe the American people should be assassinated in the street”
January 9, 2026 at 6:30 PM
AOC: “I understand that VP Vance believes shooting a young mother of three in the face three times is an acceptable America that he wants to live in, & I do not — That is a fundamental difference between VP Vance & I — I do not believe the American people should be assassinated in the street”
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I *have* to think someone in the streaming services has noticed how easy it would be to sell an Animorphs show as "90s Stranger Things." Like that pitch writes itself.
With "Stranger Things" finally over, can we finally get some '90s pastiches? In any medium? I don't even know what a '90s throwback show would look like
January 9, 2026 at 3:44 AM
I *have* to think someone in the streaming services has noticed how easy it would be to sell an Animorphs show as "90s Stranger Things." Like that pitch writes itself.