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Xopher Halftongue RESISTS! (86 47)
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Opinionated heterochromic homosexual hemiglossic. He/him. Cis. Soyboy. Views my own. Tolerance is a social contract; if you're intolerant I don't have to tolerate you. No LGB without the TQ+. Sine homines gaudere rebus. #BLM No hands but ours 👍👎.
Pinned
I'm going to collect my "scenes subverting dumb genre tropes" posts here.
Yeah, I'm not a fan either.
Pumpkin pie is a jar of baby food on a crust. Fight me.
Ok this take is unhinged BUT I have my own version of this, which is that I actually hate pumpkin pie.
November 25, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Mr. Secretary, you seem confused. Mark Kelly was defending the Constitution. That’s leadership and you should try it.

This is an insurrection…
November 25, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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Awesome. I hope Hungary’s president implodes with rage.
BREAKING: This is huge news, the EU's equivalent of the 🇺🇸Supreme Court's 2015 Obergefell v. Hodges ruling.

🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states.

This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺
www.reuters.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:25 AM
I often suspect AI-generated voiceovers on YouTube videos. But I'm *sure* when the VO refers to Saturday Night Live and pronounces that last word Liv as in Liv Tyler or as in They Live.

Personally I think YouTube should let us know when a video has an AI VO. I want to skip those videos.
November 25, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Hear, hear. 100%.
I stand with Sen. Mark Kelly.

To all active and retired US Military members: Defy illegal orders. Defy Unconstitutional orders. When you swore an oath, you were not reciting a poem – you were making a commitment.
November 25, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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"Common decency, then, stigmatizes people who do not participate in it—removes them from voluntary association, as Russell exemplified. We indeed have to live with one another, but terms and conditions apply." - @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social
How Can We Live Together? - Boston Review
Ezra Klein is wrong: shame is essential.
www.bostonreview.net
November 24, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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Donald Trump has been a Russian asset since his first trip to Moscow in 1987.
Freeze Trump out immediately.
Trump is the enemy.
November 23, 2025 at 5:48 AM
"You know not your own life, nor who you are, Charlie Brown."
“Laugh while you can, Charlie Brown!”
"It's too bad she won't live...but then again, who does, Charlie Brown?"
November 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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“Laugh while you can, Charlie Brown!”
"It's too bad she won't live...but then again, who does, Charlie Brown?"
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
November 23, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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answer is great but also it's telling that the guy who's been saying this since day 1 has to answer about whether he's an antisemite for 5 min every interview while the same people grin vacantly at the jewish space lasers lady and call her a brave warrior
WELKER: What is your message to Jewish New Yorkers who feel you won't be tough enough in your response to antisemitism?

MAMDANI: That I am looking forward to being the next mayor and fulfilling the commitment I've made to Jewish New Yorkers to not only protect them but to celebrate and cherish them
November 23, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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This is like Wilhoit's Law but... progressives.
if i've learned one thing from doing union stuff while also doing other forms of organizing, it's that you're better off with people you disagree with who are nevertheless trying to do the same thing as you than with people you agree with who aren't trying to do anything
November 22, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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You can say ICE is being used as a political cudgel to demolish democracy, or you can recognize that’s all they ever have been since their inception.
Attorney General Catherine Hanaway (R) publicly announced she has referred the state’s grassroots referendum campaign to Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE), claiming without evidence that canvassers are “employing illegal aliens” to collect signatures to overturn the mid-decade redraw.
Missouri GOP Now Siccing ICE on Gerrymander Referendum Signature Gatherers
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
November 22, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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"Oh, THOSE assholes" is how I imagine we'd be known among most nonhuman species.
November 22, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Finally! A paranormal romance with shifters that doesn't buy into the ABO bullshit!
November 22, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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i know we've all laughed about the worm and the affair but this is a profoundly dangerous person who should be expelled from the government.
Breaking News: Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said he personally instructed the CDC to abandon its position that vaccines do not cause autism. The move underscores his determination to challenge scientific orthodoxy — in this case, that vaccines save lives — and bend the health department to his will.
RFK Jr. Says He Instructed CDC to Change Vaccines and Autism Language on Website
In an interview, Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. cited gaps in vaccine safety research. His critics say he is ignoring a larger point: Vaccines save lives.
nyti.ms
November 21, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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This is an amazing fact
8675309 is prime, and so is 8675311, so if you ever need a middlin'-large pair of adjacent primes to test your cryptographic suite, all you need is a 1980s earworm and a +2 and you're all set.
Man, everything is so bleak, anyone got a fun fact or little bit of trivia they want to share
November 21, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Well, that's a new one: a job posting that's called "hybrid" not because it's partly WFH, but because it's onsite at TWO DIFFERENT LOCATIONS. Not how I understand the term, recruiter.

Not asking them WTF because one of the locations is a LTNB* commute, and the other is FOUR HOURS away.
November 20, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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reminder that Donald Trump said on the record that he partied with his buddy Jeffrey Epstein and women “on the younger side” and yet we’re pretending like the natural of their relationship is some big mystery
November 19, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu
November 18, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Get it yet? THEY'RE DEPORTING ANYONE WHO ISN'T WHITE.
“by mistake”
ICE abducted Leticia Jacobo and tried to deport her, she is Native American.

Polk County Sheriff’s Office, which held her for ICE, admitted that it was a ‘clerical error’.

Her family fought through layers of bureaucracy to stop her from being disappeared.

www.iowapublicradio.org/ipr-news/202...
November 18, 2025 at 4:20 AM
For reference, 3 pounds (~1.4kg) of yellow onions makes a little under 1½ pints (~700ml), of caramelized onions, weighing about 1 lb 9.7 oz (729g) by the "slow" or "wet" method.
November 18, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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@kaine.senate.gov - I left VA 8 years ago, and you are making me glad I did. This is insanity.
The centrists in the Senate Democratic caucus saw that the country was rallying to the party in the 2025 elections and resolved that they would do anything they could to kill that momentum.
November 10, 2025 at 2:00 AM