Kevin Rowe
@kevinrowe.bsky.social
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Just some guy who plays bass for a living. Piano, too. Still looking for my second professional accordion engagement. Enjoyer of Thursdays. South Minneapolis.🧀 Go Pack Go 🧀
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jimmytwohands.bsky.social
Fascists come in two flavors, either Ogre or Goblin. Ogres are big dumb meathead oafs (Mussolini, Trump) and goblins are scrawny little weasel creeps who are also dumb (Hitler, Stephen Miller). JD Vance desperately wants to be an ogre but he is absolutely a goblin.
kevinrowe.bsky.social
Anyone that envies Chicago can just... go there. Milwaukee's greatness doesn't depend on anything but Milwaukee
kevinrowe.bsky.social
1. Sports grudges are fun
2. Milwaukee is cool as hell, and so is Chicago, and most people in both cities agree on this.
kevinrowe.bsky.social
Now I need to hear Ludacris rapping one fish two fish red fish blue fish and also need to see Dr. Seuss style illustrations of My Chick Bad
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itsthebrandi.bsky.social
Ludacris could've written Dr Seuss but Dr Seuss couldn't have written "Ho"
rebelmusicteach.bsky.social
I also need to know: I am fairly middle-of-the-road on Taylor Swift but someone I know called her the Greatest Living Lyricist. She is not.

Who is yours? Either the greatest or your favorite?
kevinrowe.bsky.social
I get avoiding uneven sidewalks, and also roads have plenty of uneven spots and the camber is just as annoying to me. Pick your hazard, I suppose.

But particularly walking on the street when there is no sidewalk traffic...
kevinrowe.bsky.social
There's a certain segment of people that will run or walk on the street when there's a sidewalk available. But why? Why???
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gremlin.world
I will never not repost this

(Sound on for maximum effect)
kevinrowe.bsky.social
Gangs Of Minneapolis Turf Wars: Wild Turkeys vs Canadian Geese
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olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social
eventually politicians need to start advocating for criminal and civil penalties for people involved in fabricating stories to get citizens incarcerated.

or, put another way: a society that would like to keep functioning has to discourage baldfaced lying, especially by authorities
kevinrowe.bsky.social
Suddenly my weekly meal plan includes a baguette with every meal, mainly as a butter vessel
kevinrowe.bsky.social
On the one hand, it's a terrible idea that doesn't address the root problem, and on the other hand, it's a gift to your political rivals. Hard to come up with a worse idea, really.
kevinrowe.bsky.social
If our leaders are not restrained by the law, why should the rest of us be?
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karlbode.com
U.S. comedy, music, and culture is absolutely begging for a massive infusion of anti-authority punk sentiment to offset all this dim, hackish, opportunistic clownishness
kevinrowe.bsky.social
Follow up: are they 'crack jokes and tell stories' or 'headphones in, screens on' travelers?
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amandamarcotte.bsky.social
Charlie Kirk's memorial was a flop.

The pundit class panicked, thinking it was going to be some huge win for Trump.

But really, it exposed why the MAGA movement can't expand past its base. The thrid rate Christian rock exposes why.

www.salon.com/2025/10/01/m...
MAGA can't expand its base — and Christian music tells us why
The songs from Charlie Kirk's memorial exposed a serious problem
www.salon.com
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sarahtaber.bsky.social
Ok farm facts are back!

China is so much of the global soybean market, you can't make up losing them by selling to other countries. There isn't enough soybean demand in the world to fill that dent.

And farmers... know that.
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sarahtaber.bsky.social
US farmers are saying they "just need temporary help, until things get better."

Here's the thing. US farm exports- which are mostly soy- CANNOT get better.

Other countries expanded their soy industries to fill China's demand.

We've walled ourselves out of the global market, folks. This is it.
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jcpxdesigns.bsky.social
I'm not gonna share the AI "Walmart was cool in 2002" video, so instead as a person who worked at several Walmarts between 1998-2011 I'm gonna share stories of what it was actually like back then.

A man with a 32 oz Budweiser in his pocket tried to tickle me several times & we had to call the cops.
jacobdavison.bsky.social
People falling for that AI nostalgia slop of propagandized versions of the past like the eighties, nineties, and 2000's is bleak as hell.
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jlazarus.bsky.social
Quick reminder that all governments redistribute wealth. The only question is what direction that money goes in.
mcopelov.bsky.social
No, this simply cannot possibly be. I was told that large-scale, non-universal redistribution was unaffordable, unfair, rampant with moral hazard, immoral, & un-American 🤔
‘Mine, Baby, Mine’: Trump Officials Offer $625 Million to Rescue Coal
www.nytimes.com
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solsroles.bsky.social
A well paid freelancer with healthcare coverage
soberthots.bsky.social
If you could be any mythical creature what/who would you be?
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chrissteller.bsky.social
I would like a feature that blocks all videos where someone is talking into the camera
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katmabu.bsky.social
Braids are a great way to keep your hair out of your face, especially when ICE teargasses you.

Also they don’t get caught in a respirator. 10/10 would recommend.
A selfie of me in a full face respirator. My childish braids are behind me and I’m holding up a peace sign with the NLG number on my arm.
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rebeccarhelm.bsky.social
I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA

10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)