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People who never stopped calling it "National Airport," this is our moment
December 18, 2025 at 7:25 PM
People who never stopped calling it "National Airport," this is our moment
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the year is 2030. a doctor solemnly informs you that you have plastic in your testicles bc millions of people persuaded by celebrity marketing bought synthetic pubic hairs that were eventually consumed by fish that you ate
October 16, 2025 at 5:47 AM
the year is 2030. a doctor solemnly informs you that you have plastic in your testicles bc millions of people persuaded by celebrity marketing bought synthetic pubic hairs that were eventually consumed by fish that you ate
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Hey Firefox users.
August 29, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Hey Firefox users.
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SUB-OPTIMAL www.nytimes.com/2025/08/27/u...
August 27, 2025 at 1:52 PM
SUB-OPTIMAL www.nytimes.com/2025/08/27/u...
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some of you need to make like travis kelce and engage with a tailor swiftly
August 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
some of you need to make like travis kelce and engage with a tailor swiftly
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Sick of these soyboy cucks in office. "Oooh, I'm scared to go outside!" Is your place inside the home, Tim? Should we send you an apron so you can make tradwife content for Instagram?
Where are the real men. Where are the alpha gigachads brave enough to commute
Where are the real men. Where are the alpha gigachads brave enough to commute
Tim Burchett says he lives in his office in DC because he's scared of crime in the city
August 12, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Sick of these soyboy cucks in office. "Oooh, I'm scared to go outside!" Is your place inside the home, Tim? Should we send you an apron so you can make tradwife content for Instagram?
Where are the real men. Where are the alpha gigachads brave enough to commute
Where are the real men. Where are the alpha gigachads brave enough to commute
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Stay salty DC 🔥
August 11, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Stay salty DC 🔥
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Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.
July 30, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.
Very Wes Mantooth from Anchorman vibe...
"Rub Vaseline all over your heinie and tell you that it's special and different from everyone else's."
"Rub Vaseline all over your heinie and tell you that it's special and different from everyone else's."
"How about we talk about how special America is?" -- Secretary of Defense Hegseth castigates the press for "cheering against Trump" (he even mentions Fox!) and urges them to do unthinking propaganda stories about how awesome the troops are
June 26, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Very Wes Mantooth from Anchorman vibe...
"Rub Vaseline all over your heinie and tell you that it's special and different from everyone else's."
"Rub Vaseline all over your heinie and tell you that it's special and different from everyone else's."
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Vaccination schedules on the CDC website have already started changing under RFK Jr. So we published a guide to the evidence-based vaccine recommendations in place *before* all 17 members of the advisory panel were abruptly dismissed by the new admin. www.scientificamerican.com/article/see-... 🧪
Here’s Your Cheat Sheet for Vaccine Recommendations Backed by Science
These graphics will guide you through science-based vaccine guidelines for children and adults
www.scientificamerican.com
June 25, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Vaccination schedules on the CDC website have already started changing under RFK Jr. So we published a guide to the evidence-based vaccine recommendations in place *before* all 17 members of the advisory panel were abruptly dismissed by the new admin. www.scientificamerican.com/article/see-... 🧪
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It’s also my anniversary and I feel like I could get twice the applause.
oh my god, JD Vance got up and every time he waited for applause it was like six people clapping and THEN HE SAID TODAY IS HIS WEDDING ANNIVERSARY and barely anyone clapped
June 15, 2025 at 2:01 AM
It’s also my anniversary and I feel like I could get twice the applause.
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I did not edit this, this is the actual parade with the actual music being played.
CINEMATIC
CINEMATIC
June 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I did not edit this, this is the actual parade with the actual music being played.
CINEMATIC
CINEMATIC
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It’s bleak out there, but it’s heartening to know millions of people from all walks of life took the time to ruin one specific persons birthday, America’s hater spirit remains strong
June 14, 2025 at 9:00 PM
It’s bleak out there, but it’s heartening to know millions of people from all walks of life took the time to ruin one specific persons birthday, America’s hater spirit remains strong
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more crime in america
Transportation Sec Sean Duffy today. At least Zelensky wore socks.
June 13, 2025 at 5:27 AM
more crime in america
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Kristi Noem Attempts To Relieve Tension From Negative Press By Squeezing Stress Dog
June 12, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Kristi Noem Attempts To Relieve Tension From Negative Press By Squeezing Stress Dog
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Bill Cassidy ordered a banh mi from dong phuong with nothing on it
June 10, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Bill Cassidy ordered a banh mi from dong phuong with nothing on it
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This is all very simple. Let the world's two biggest babies fight and visibly construct and build a world without them. Anybody who tries to welcome Elon Musk, the world's most preeminent ratfucker, into their political party should be put in a dog crate until 2029.
June 5, 2025 at 9:53 PM
This is all very simple. Let the world's two biggest babies fight and visibly construct and build a world without them. Anybody who tries to welcome Elon Musk, the world's most preeminent ratfucker, into their political party should be put in a dog crate until 2029.
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What To Know About Labubu Dolls
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theonion.com/what-to...
June 5, 2025 at 10:00 PM
What To Know About Labubu Dolls
theonion.com/what-to...
theonion.com/what-to...
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From failing to publicize a major outbreak to scaling back safety alert specialists and rules, the Trump administration’s anti-regulatory and cost-cutting push risks unraveling a critical system that helps ensure the safety of the U.S. food supply, according to experts.
E. coli outbreak sickened more than 80 people, but details didn’t surface
Food safety inspections are being scaled back and the public was not notified after an investigation into E. coli contamination.
www.washingtonpost.com
May 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
From failing to publicize a major outbreak to scaling back safety alert specialists and rules, the Trump administration’s anti-regulatory and cost-cutting push risks unraveling a critical system that helps ensure the safety of the U.S. food supply, according to experts.
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Pope Leo spotted on the 2005 World Series broadcast
May 9, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Pope Leo spotted on the 2005 World Series broadcast
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Pediatricians say that childhood vaccines are safe. A heroin-addled nepo baby with a brain worm says they may not be. For busy voters, it can be hard to know who to believe.
May 5, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Pediatricians say that childhood vaccines are safe. A heroin-addled nepo baby with a brain worm says they may not be. For busy voters, it can be hard to know who to believe.
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i wanted to collect links people are posting to good polygon-adjacent sites + ways to follow/support folks who've been laid off from there - almost certainly extremely incomplete but maybe it'll be helpful? haunts.neocities.org/polygon
rip polygon
haunts.neocities.org
May 1, 2025 at 7:50 PM
i wanted to collect links people are posting to good polygon-adjacent sites + ways to follow/support folks who've been laid off from there - almost certainly extremely incomplete but maybe it'll be helpful? haunts.neocities.org/polygon
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