Korla the Neumono
@korla.bsky.social
Trans furry bitch, I love femmes and am immensely cursed
All Cops are Bastards
All Cops are Bastards
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This feels like someone bet the director that he couldn't turn a 30 second spot for midbudget women's fashion into a tragic doomed romance laden with implicit generational trauma, and then that person lost *hard*
December 28, 2025 at 2:45 AM
This feels like someone bet the director that he couldn't turn a 30 second spot for midbudget women's fashion into a tragic doomed romance laden with implicit generational trauma, and then that person lost *hard*
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"The alpine clerics know the spiritual value of a good shield and a strong drink."
[reupload, May 2024]
(merry wintertimes. make yourself a couple toddies.)
#nikoart
[reupload, May 2024]
(merry wintertimes. make yourself a couple toddies.)
#nikoart
December 24, 2025 at 11:51 PM
"The alpine clerics know the spiritual value of a good shield and a strong drink."
[reupload, May 2024]
(merry wintertimes. make yourself a couple toddies.)
#nikoart
[reupload, May 2024]
(merry wintertimes. make yourself a couple toddies.)
#nikoart
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December 27, 2025 at 9:54 AM
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As someone who isn't even American it drives me crazy when people are like "Americans are unfortunately too complacent" like are you kidding me
I’ve said it and I believe it is true
There is a willful forgetting and suppression of the memory of the hundreds of protests that shook this nation for the past decade and a half. So while Canadians and European laypeople whine “Americans don’t do anything,” the Americans are actively suppressed
There is a willful forgetting and suppression of the memory of the hundreds of protests that shook this nation for the past decade and a half. So while Canadians and European laypeople whine “Americans don’t do anything,” the Americans are actively suppressed
December 27, 2025 at 5:10 PM
As someone who isn't even American it drives me crazy when people are like "Americans are unfortunately too complacent" like are you kidding me
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vegeta: gohan.
gohan: BGAHG- don't appear out of nowhere like that-
vegeta: you're a nerd, right.
gohan: -i. wouldn't put it that way-
vegeta: NERD. i need your help.
gohan:
vegeta: someone called me a 'code lyoko ass bitch' and i need you to tell me what that means before i beat them up.
gohan: BGAHG- don't appear out of nowhere like that-
vegeta: you're a nerd, right.
gohan: -i. wouldn't put it that way-
vegeta: NERD. i need your help.
gohan:
vegeta: someone called me a 'code lyoko ass bitch' and i need you to tell me what that means before i beat them up.
December 27, 2025 at 2:48 AM
vegeta: gohan.
gohan: BGAHG- don't appear out of nowhere like that-
vegeta: you're a nerd, right.
gohan: -i. wouldn't put it that way-
vegeta: NERD. i need your help.
gohan:
vegeta: someone called me a 'code lyoko ass bitch' and i need you to tell me what that means before i beat them up.
gohan: BGAHG- don't appear out of nowhere like that-
vegeta: you're a nerd, right.
gohan: -i. wouldn't put it that way-
vegeta: NERD. i need your help.
gohan:
vegeta: someone called me a 'code lyoko ass bitch' and i need you to tell me what that means before i beat them up.
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scalding hot piss coming out of your tear ducts. now that i have your attention i want you to go fuck yourself and die
December 27, 2025 at 4:53 AM
scalding hot piss coming out of your tear ducts. now that i have your attention i want you to go fuck yourself and die
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A tragic story but if it was me I would simply quit the job that made everyone think I was a bad person
"I think that’s one of the things that broke him was being hated by so many people."
Parents of notorious Border Patrol agent blame public backlash for his overdose death
It’s the first time they’ve spoken out since their son’s controversial arrest of a U.S. citizen and his drunken confrontation with police drew intense scrutiny.
lbpost.com
December 26, 2025 at 2:21 PM
A tragic story but if it was me I would simply quit the job that made everyone think I was a bad person
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I finally got around to editing the footage from this whole encounter, definitely the most beautiful moment of the year in nature for me.
Video taken across a 12 minute period, sunset lit water fans will REALLY like this one!
Uncompressed: youtu.be/VwQTwF8WlI0
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Video taken across a 12 minute period, sunset lit water fans will REALLY like this one!
Uncompressed: youtu.be/VwQTwF8WlI0
🦑
December 26, 2025 at 6:25 AM
I finally got around to editing the footage from this whole encounter, definitely the most beautiful moment of the year in nature for me.
Video taken across a 12 minute period, sunset lit water fans will REALLY like this one!
Uncompressed: youtu.be/VwQTwF8WlI0
🦑
Video taken across a 12 minute period, sunset lit water fans will REALLY like this one!
Uncompressed: youtu.be/VwQTwF8WlI0
🦑
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It still blows me away that poor people get fined every day for tail lights or headlights being out, but fucking automated Waymo cars can run red lights with no driver with impunity. Just complete societal failure to hold engineers accountable for the violence they cause.
December 26, 2025 at 3:22 PM
It still blows me away that poor people get fined every day for tail lights or headlights being out, but fucking automated Waymo cars can run red lights with no driver with impunity. Just complete societal failure to hold engineers accountable for the violence they cause.
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Debuffs can stack? Thats some shit
December 26, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Debuffs can stack? Thats some shit
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Reading @jacobgeller.com ‘s incredible collection of essays “How a Game Lives” and I now know where this title card comes from
December 26, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Reading @jacobgeller.com ‘s incredible collection of essays “How a Game Lives” and I now know where this title card comes from
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December 19, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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i think everyone who does stop motion is some kind of sex pervert
December 26, 2025 at 8:34 PM
i think everyone who does stop motion is some kind of sex pervert
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On the one hand this is probably good advice generally speaking but on the other Welcome To My Social Media Page, If You Do Not Like The Things I Say The Block Button Is To The Right 😂😂😂
Per Craig Ferguson: When you're about to say something, ask yourself
1. Does this need to be said
2. Does this need to be said by me
3. Does this need to be said by me right now
It's amazing how asking these will get keep you out of trouble (that is, if you actually have sense to begin with)
1. Does this need to be said
2. Does this need to be said by me
3. Does this need to be said by me right now
It's amazing how asking these will get keep you out of trouble (that is, if you actually have sense to begin with)
I’ve been trying very hard to not be an asshole as I get older. Often, that just means keeping my mouth shut and nodding along.
December 26, 2025 at 8:43 PM
On the one hand this is probably good advice generally speaking but on the other Welcome To My Social Media Page, If You Do Not Like The Things I Say The Block Button Is To The Right 😂😂😂
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SELL IT TO WHO, BEN?? FUCKING PUMAMAN??
December 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
SELL IT TO WHO, BEN?? FUCKING PUMAMAN??
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hey fuckers check it
December 27, 2025 at 12:25 AM
hey fuckers check it
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Well this is affirming at least
December 18, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Well this is affirming at least
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It’s a little late but happy five year anniversary to my only viral tweet
December 25, 2025 at 7:12 PM
It’s a little late but happy five year anniversary to my only viral tweet
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Oh, I enjoyed a franchise from the early 2000s about a chosen one marked by his curse who fights a snake themed villain with a psychosexual obsession with the hero who was searching for immortality while the heroes attend a school that teaches them their magical abilities. Believe it!
December 25, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Oh, I enjoyed a franchise from the early 2000s about a chosen one marked by his curse who fights a snake themed villain with a psychosexual obsession with the hero who was searching for immortality while the heroes attend a school that teaches them their magical abilities. Believe it!
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If you like super cute idle games then @mumblesbot.bsky.social has your hookup!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJw4...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJw4...
My Little Spider: Cute and Cheap Idle Game
YouTube video by DigitalMumbles
www.youtube.com
December 25, 2025 at 8:42 PM
If you like super cute idle games then @mumblesbot.bsky.social has your hookup!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJw4...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJw4...
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Dragon Quest enemy ass pose
December 25, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Dragon Quest enemy ass pose