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I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
December 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
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271,000 people have lost their jobs and federal spending has ctually increased. So people get less services, while we added debt paying for private jets for Kristi Noem, bulletproof cars for Kash Patel. This is what the rust belt voters demanded.
December 26, 2025 at 1:00 PM
271,000 people have lost their jobs and federal spending has ctually increased. So people get less services, while we added debt paying for private jets for Kristi Noem, bulletproof cars for Kash Patel. This is what the rust belt voters demanded.
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Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
December 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
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It is again time to post the real tree my dad put up in the late 80s
December 22, 2025 at 9:16 PM
It is again time to post the real tree my dad put up in the late 80s
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they should invent a law that protects and binds the same people
February 5, 2025 at 3:10 PM
they should invent a law that protects and binds the same people
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This studio awards-season email is really matching the current mood in a way I’m not sure they intended.
December 19, 2025 at 11:36 PM
This studio awards-season email is really matching the current mood in a way I’m not sure they intended.
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the song that never ends is cosmic horror for preschoolers
December 17, 2025 at 2:09 PM
the song that never ends is cosmic horror for preschoolers
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Virginia Heffernan wrote this shortly after the 2016 election and it still holds true
December 16, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Virginia Heffernan wrote this shortly after the 2016 election and it still holds true
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all time movie (warning: whose politics you might worry about off the top but basically redeems itself)
Tokyo Godfathers is now available to watch on the Criterion Channel ❤️
December 16, 2025 at 3:22 AM
all time movie (warning: whose politics you might worry about off the top but basically redeems itself)
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so many of our current problems stem from americans not being able to comprehend that a guy they know from tv might actually be stupid
December 11, 2025 at 9:55 PM
so many of our current problems stem from americans not being able to comprehend that a guy they know from tv might actually be stupid
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obviously not the major driver of his health concerns but it is very funny to read A Christmas Carol as an adult and realize that when tiny tim first says "God bless us, every one!" he's a severely malnourished child and they've given him a cup of hot gin
December 12, 2025 at 10:30 PM
obviously not the major driver of his health concerns but it is very funny to read A Christmas Carol as an adult and realize that when tiny tim first says "God bless us, every one!" he's a severely malnourished child and they've given him a cup of hot gin
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1. For at least 10 years, Pepsi has conspired with Walmart to force up grocery prices. That’s the shocking evidence made public today in an unsealed FTC lawsuit. The suit was abandoned in May by the Trump FTC just before it was to be un-redacted. We went to court to get it unsealed & won.
December 12, 2025 at 5:30 PM
1. For at least 10 years, Pepsi has conspired with Walmart to force up grocery prices. That’s the shocking evidence made public today in an unsealed FTC lawsuit. The suit was abandoned in May by the Trump FTC just before it was to be un-redacted. We went to court to get it unsealed & won.
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Indianapolis Star, November 22, 1918
December 12, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Indianapolis Star, November 22, 1918
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MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
December 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
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Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
December 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
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Your Central Vermont Plumbers LLC Wrapped is here!
2025 has been a great year for plumbing. That's why you placed 𝟭 𝗼𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗿 for 𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗸 𝗽𝗶𝗽𝗲 𝗰𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝗹𝗼𝗼𝘀𝗲!
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Whatever 2026 brings, we're happy to have spent 𝟮 𝗯𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀 with you this year!
2025 has been a great year for plumbing. That's why you placed 𝟭 𝗼𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗿 for 𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗸 𝗽𝗶𝗽𝗲 𝗰𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝗹𝗼𝗼𝘀𝗲!
Your top plumbing day was 𝗝𝘂𝗹𝘆 𝟱, 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟱 when you spent $214.25.
Whatever 2026 brings, we're happy to have spent 𝟮 𝗯𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀 with you this year!
December 10, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Your Central Vermont Plumbers LLC Wrapped is here!
2025 has been a great year for plumbing. That's why you placed 𝟭 𝗼𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗿 for 𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗸 𝗽𝗶𝗽𝗲 𝗰𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝗹𝗼𝗼𝘀𝗲!
Your top plumbing day was 𝗝𝘂𝗹𝘆 𝟱, 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟱 when you spent $214.25.
Whatever 2026 brings, we're happy to have spent 𝟮 𝗯𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀 with you this year!
2025 has been a great year for plumbing. That's why you placed 𝟭 𝗼𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗿 for 𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗸 𝗽𝗶𝗽𝗲 𝗰𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝗹𝗼𝗼𝘀𝗲!
Your top plumbing day was 𝗝𝘂𝗹𝘆 𝟱, 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟱 when you spent $214.25.
Whatever 2026 brings, we're happy to have spent 𝟮 𝗯𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀 with you this year!
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The most compelling argument for this is that Sam was once a baby raised without ChatGPT, and look how he turned out.
FALLON: “And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
ALTMAN: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
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ALTMAN: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
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December 10, 2025 at 2:00 AM
The most compelling argument for this is that Sam was once a baby raised without ChatGPT, and look how he turned out.