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Muthafucka Jones @ladidadi56.bsky.social · 21m

My coworker just used the bathroom and didn’t wash her hands.

Remote work me please.

Muthafucka Jones @ladidadi56.bsky.social · 39m

Forgot my charger at home an my AirPods are dead

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Gravy Crockett @bostonjerry.bsky.social · 1h

"We never question if the child has bad vibes" was one of my favorites

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Gravy Crockett @bostonjerry.bsky.social · 57m

Desus saying "John Lennon got shot and died, Cam'ron got shot and drove to the hospital in a Lamborghini"

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Keebler. @inayamchele.bsky.social · 10h

found it

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Muthafucka Jones @ladidadi56.bsky.social · 2h

A backwards nine?!

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Soleil🌻✨️ @besoulovely.com · 2h

A lot of them don't have the knowledge to play anything beyond a kazoo, if you wanna be honest about it😭

Vocal lessons, at the very least, usually mean they'll learn the piano to help them learn scales.

This used to be a part of public school but y'know... they defunded the arts instead of 12

ʜᴀᴄᴋᴀʀʏ ʙɪɴx @chaclo.blacksky.app · 3h

Music is suffering because artists won’t bring back bridges and won’t use harmonicas.

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Cenetta V. @nettawitdahoops.blacksky.app · 2h

They started defunding Arts a long time ago but a lot of people didn't notice because it went to sports instead

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princehak33m.bsky.social @princehak33m.bsky.social · 2h

The wild thing about twitter is you could never be 100% sure someone was trolling. Some users were actually that dumb.

Bougie Man La Flare @ad-renaissance.blacksky.app · 11h

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JazzReads📚 @jazzreads.bsky.social · 13h

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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 13h

I think about Pimp C saying NeYo be looks "like they’ve just been eating a pork chop sandwich with no hands.”

😭😭😭😭 the specificity..

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Muthafucka Jones @ladidadi56.bsky.social · 13h

😂😂😂

Muthafucka Jones @ladidadi56.bsky.social · 13h

That comment lived rent free in my head 😂

Muthafucka Jones @ladidadi56.bsky.social · 13h

Every time I see this pic I think of an old student say his lips look like a reverse anus

Temu Tisha Campbell @thatgirlbamz.bsky.social · 13h

Period.

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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 13h

Humping in front of the mirror cool until you catch your reflection and you:

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🇵🇷The 10/13 Birthday Bitch🇩🇴 @bubblesnbuns.bsky.social · 14h

Jordan the stallion be out here collecting celebrities like Pokémon.

He’s got like 8 infinity gauntlets filled with celebrity stones 😭

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✨️🎃The Notorious R.E.M sleeper✨️🎃 @aczu4.bsky.social · 15h

NY'kers when you say the city in Texas. LMAO 😭😭

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Cocoa Chaos @seauxcocoa.bsky.social · 15h

Idk. Its embarrassing to be dumb. I just simply would not share that info.

a woman wearing a yellow dress with a bravo logo on the bottom

ALT: a woman wearing a yellow dress with a bravo logo on the bottom

media.tenor.com

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Gay & Tonic @deerene.bsky.social · 16h

Hot sleepers — what sheets keep you cool? Brand & type please.

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Skeeter Rabbit👩🏾‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏾 @makkkiiio.bsky.social · 16h

White boys aren’t the only ones consuming right wing red pill media, it’s a lot of black boys falling into the pipeline too and more parents should give a fuck about it