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Snake Mom.
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who did this
December 20, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Creatures in the void love to tell you how nothingness feels like a warm embrace
December 11, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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In the UK we celebrate Misgiving, a year-round festival of formless dread and unease
November 23, 2023 at 8:49 AM
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I guess everyone has their own thing they yell into a well
November 22, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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You can easily encounter 3,000 years of ghosts at the grocery store, but you don't have to pay attention to them
November 22, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Following a trail of coworker tears from the breakroom back to the office
November 21, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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nostalgia is a scam invented by big new to sell more old
November 19, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Vinnie the Vulture is a cool dude
November 15, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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Woke up to too many new tubes and tunnels in my enclosure now I’m hiding in my bedding for the day
November 14, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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As an empty husk I always enjoy seeing where I’ll end up whenever there’s a blustery wind
November 9, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Its kinda funny to me that this GOP is helping me find God yet for all the opposite reasons they would like.
October 10, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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If anyone needs me I’ll be exposing my soft underbelly then lunging violently at anyone who tries to touch me
October 10, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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🔔You are just [1] traumatic event away from becoming Vengeful Ghost!
September 29, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Look, the point at which the sentence "Cat lawyer is milkshake duck" made sense to me is the point I gave up.
September 25, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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I will be the rat czar. I will give each rat a hat and an umbrella. I will give the rats the vote
September 23, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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I have my own gravitational pull but for void creatures
September 21, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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As someone who is faint of heart it's very frustrating how much stuff isn't for me
September 6, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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Happy Labour Day, folks!
September 1, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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oh man you really opened up a can of worms here this is going to be great for our fishing trip
May 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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punk rock girl
living in a trad wife world
August 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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Like @zedotenator.net says:
August 17, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Requesting a work from home arrangement because I've been grafted onto a pomelo tree to create hybrid fruits that can do email jobs.
August 17, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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I just let the pulsating sound of the great beast that lies underneath my house guide me home at night now
August 16, 2025 at 1:07 AM