Alejandra 🪶
@lapizpapelycafe.bsky.social
“I walked around as you do, investigating
the endless star” - Pablo Neruda
IG: lapizpapelycafe
the endless star” - Pablo Neruda
IG: lapizpapelycafe
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Alejandra 🪶
@lapizpapelycafe.bsky.social
· Dec 27
“You think your pain and your heartbreak are unprecedented in the history of the world, but then you read. It was books that taught me that the things that tormented me most were the very things that connected me with all the people who were alive, who had ever been alive.” - James Baldwin
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The masked burglar broke into the closed Virginia liquor store early on Saturday and hit the bottom shelf. The bandit was something of a nocturnal menace: bottles were smashed and alcohol pooled on the floor.
The suspect acted like an animal because, in fact, he's a raccoon.
The suspect acted like an animal because, in fact, he's a raccoon.
Raccoon goes on drunken rampage in Virginia liquor store and passes out on bathroom floor
A raccoon broke into a closed Virginia liquor store and drank alcohol from the bottom shelves over the weekend.
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December 3, 2025 at 4:00 AM
The masked burglar broke into the closed Virginia liquor store early on Saturday and hit the bottom shelf. The bandit was something of a nocturnal menace: bottles were smashed and alcohol pooled on the floor.
The suspect acted like an animal because, in fact, he's a raccoon.
The suspect acted like an animal because, in fact, he's a raccoon.
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My annual physical is tomorrow. I should probably start working out today.
January 29, 2025 at 2:46 PM
My annual physical is tomorrow. I should probably start working out today.
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Thankful for all five of you
November 27, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Thankful for all five of you
Imma go see if there’s any turkeys left. I got time right.
November 26, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Imma go see if there’s any turkeys left. I got time right.
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I loved old school Twitter. I "met" many of you there.
I cannot wait until it is deleted in its entirety and the only vestiges of it are those dril screenshots.
I cannot wait until it is deleted in its entirety and the only vestiges of it are those dril screenshots.
November 23, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I loved old school Twitter. I "met" many of you there.
I cannot wait until it is deleted in its entirety and the only vestiges of it are those dril screenshots.
I cannot wait until it is deleted in its entirety and the only vestiges of it are those dril screenshots.
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Women, we could definitely learn a thing or two from cats about protecting our peace
November 21, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Women, we could definitely learn a thing or two from cats about protecting our peace
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without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
November 23, 2025 at 6:06 AM
without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
November 23, 2025 at 6:06 AM
without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
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I just be thieving sometimes.
November 22, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I just be thieving sometimes.
I just be thieving sometimes.
November 22, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I just be thieving sometimes.
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“i guess i’m in my hussy phase now” i say, undoing one of my corduroy overall straps
November 22, 2025 at 1:32 AM
“i guess i’m in my hussy phase now” i say, undoing one of my corduroy overall straps
Looked up the song Get Money on Apple Music and Notorious BIG was listed second after lil baby. Ugh. The disrespect.
a black and white photo of a man wearing a turtleneck .
ALT: a black and white photo of a man wearing a turtleneck .
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Looked up the song Get Money on Apple Music and Notorious BIG was listed second after lil baby. Ugh. The disrespect.
I’m watching a clip of the Mexican daily press conference with their President and it’s so formal and respectful. <sigh>
November 21, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I’m watching a clip of the Mexican daily press conference with their President and it’s so formal and respectful. <sigh>
Change one letter and ruin a candy.
Cadbury Hairy Milk
Cadbury Hairy Milk
Change one letter and ruin a candy.
Milk Cuds
Milk Cuds
Change one letter and ruin a candy.
Almond Boy
Almond Boy
November 19, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Change one letter and ruin a candy.
Cadbury Hairy Milk
Cadbury Hairy Milk
If you see this post your getaway vehicle
November 19, 2025 at 12:09 AM
If you see this post your getaway vehicle
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Share a TV series you've watched from beginning to end more than once.
November 19, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Share a TV series you've watched from beginning to end more than once.
Share a TV series you've watched from beginning to end more than once.
November 19, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Share a TV series you've watched from beginning to end more than once.
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Remember fleets? Hands down the easiest way to get a quick 100 follows 🤭😂
November 18, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Remember fleets? Hands down the easiest way to get a quick 100 follows 🤭😂
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White people be like how old is this coffee
November 18, 2025 at 12:01 PM
White people be like how old is this coffee
The only way I’ve gotten followers is because @stonedeva.bsky.social remembers I exist and puts me on lists 😂
I got my followers the old fashioned way (replying to better posts than mine and nudes)
November 18, 2025 at 10:20 PM
The only way I’ve gotten followers is because @stonedeva.bsky.social remembers I exist and puts me on lists 😂
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I got my followers the old fashioned way (replying to better posts than mine and nudes)
November 18, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I got my followers the old fashioned way (replying to better posts than mine and nudes)
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consider, if you will, gay sex
November 17, 2025 at 7:06 PM
consider, if you will, gay sex