larsverntroyer.bsky.social
@larsverntroyer.bsky.social
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they are stealing data from the american people and depriving us of the transparency that we are entitled to by law. none of this is legal and not a single federal employee has any reason to comply.
February 1, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?
January 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Now that it is tax season I remind everyone:

DO NOT USE TURBOTAX.

THEY WERE REMOVED FROM THE IRS FREE FILE SYSTEM AND ARE NOT BOUND TO THOSE RULES.

Instead, if you make $84k or less a year, use any of the IRS Free File options found here: www.irs.gov/filing/irs-f...
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January 14, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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The first person to box a kangaroo was all, like, "You see that kangaroo over there? I hate him. I am going to kick his ass...but by the rules"
December 10, 2024 at 10:11 PM
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I got the Luigi Mangione manifesto. The real one, not the forgery circulating online. www.kenklippenstein.com/p/luigis-man...
Luigi's Manifesto
Exclusive: read Luigi Mangione's 262-word manifesto on the killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO
www.kenklippenstein.com
December 10, 2024 at 8:51 PM
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Her: have you seen the baby?

Me, who just threw out the bathwater: uh no
December 1, 2024 at 4:40 PM
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Gahan Wilson, 1961
December 1, 2024 at 4:13 PM
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an unaddressed parcel arrives. inside is a diorama of your living room with a figure of you staring into an open unmarked parcel. the figure looks up at you and shrieks. you hear another tiny shriek from inside their parcel.
November 26, 2024 at 2:56 AM
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For those going home to visit family this weekend:

• Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus
• LG calls it TruMotion
• Sony calls it Motionflow
• Roku calls it Action Smoothing
• Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement
• Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect.
November 25, 2024 at 11:31 PM
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me: i heard you do a terrible owl impression

him: where

me: holy shit that is bad
September 4, 2023 at 5:09 PM
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*walking my wife down the aisle toward her father during the divorce proceedings*
November 24, 2024 at 2:12 PM
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cop: can you pass a drug test

me: oh fuck yeah i know all the drugs

cop: [into shoulder mic] this dude is cool as hell, i repeat, this dude is cool as hell
November 20, 2024 at 3:29 PM
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Sen. Bernie Sanders goes scorched earth, saying "The Democrats ran a campaign protecting the status quo and tinkering around the edges" and that its leadership "are much too wedded to the billionaires and corporate interests that fund their campaigns."
November 23, 2024 at 9:19 PM
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The right-wing party coddles its extremists and wins elections, the other party rejects its extremists and tries to run as a less extreme version of the right-wing party and loses elections. If only there were some way out of this terrible dilemma!
November 23, 2024 at 9:27 PM
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moving over here... more difficult hits to come
November 22, 2024 at 3:21 AM
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May 2, 2023 at 5:42 PM
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Put em in the dumpster with a few clicks 👇
I love the moderation posts to make it even easier and preemptive.
Here, go to these lists, tap 'Subscribe' and Block or Mute
Accounts with Nazi symbols
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And right-wing and Nazi accounts
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And MAGA accounts
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November 16, 2024 at 3:17 PM
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This holiday season please remember that Pants World is too heavy to stuff into a stocking. It must be placed under your tree.
November 15, 2024 at 11:08 AM
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Inside one of those game show chambers where dollar bills fly all around. I’m not reaching for any of them, just kinda standing in here quietly. Everyone is mad at me
November 29, 2023 at 9:31 PM
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(sword of Damocles hanging over me) (nervously) Damocles nuts
October 17, 2023 at 3:39 PM
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it’s simple. the clown sells you meat. the little stripes man wants to steal the meat. there is a large smiling mound, purple mound, and we don’t know what he does. but we trust him
November 11, 2024 at 7:09 PM