EG Katz
@lasagnaoptimist.bsky.social
three goats in a trenchcoat
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DHS Secretary Kristi Noem being told there are puppies in a back room of the Whitehouse
January 26, 2026 at 2:06 PM
DHS Secretary Kristi Noem being told there are puppies in a back room of the Whitehouse
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Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti.
"Please get the truth out about our son."
"Please get the truth out about our son."
January 25, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti.
"Please get the truth out about our son."
"Please get the truth out about our son."
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Alex Pretti "used to tell people off when they made sexist comments to female physicians. He bought me coffee when I had a really bad day as an intern...I laughed alongside him daily. He made a point to teach medical residents without judgement, but with a smile on his face and a joke."
January 24, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Alex Pretti "used to tell people off when they made sexist comments to female physicians. He bought me coffee when I had a really bad day as an intern...I laughed alongside him daily. He made a point to teach medical residents without judgement, but with a smile on his face and a joke."
good on you minneapolis
January 23, 2026 at 10:17 PM
good on you minneapolis
Americans: Nazis are kidnapping and murdering in the streets
Democrat Leaders: WE 👏 HEAR 👏 YOU 👏 AND 👏 WE 👏 WILL 👏 TRAIN 👏 THE 👏 NAZIS 👏 BETTER
Democrat Leaders: WE 👏 HEAR 👏 YOU 👏 AND 👏 WE 👏 WILL 👏 TRAIN 👏 THE 👏 NAZIS 👏 BETTER
January 22, 2026 at 6:44 AM
Americans: Nazis are kidnapping and murdering in the streets
Democrat Leaders: WE 👏 HEAR 👏 YOU 👏 AND 👏 WE 👏 WILL 👏 TRAIN 👏 THE 👏 NAZIS 👏 BETTER
Democrat Leaders: WE 👏 HEAR 👏 YOU 👏 AND 👏 WE 👏 WILL 👏 TRAIN 👏 THE 👏 NAZIS 👏 BETTER
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Okay team, that’s 30 minutes flight time. Go pump the president full of that distilled horse tranquilizer he needs to fall asleep. Thank god these long flights give us an opportunity to get him down. He’s impossible to wake like this. Sleeps like a porcelain doll. I’m sorry, the plane has to what?
January 21, 2026 at 6:16 AM
Okay team, that’s 30 minutes flight time. Go pump the president full of that distilled horse tranquilizer he needs to fall asleep. Thank god these long flights give us an opportunity to get him down. He’s impossible to wake like this. Sleeps like a porcelain doll. I’m sorry, the plane has to what?
a device that detects the presence of xenomorphs?
call that a hr giger meter
call that a hr giger meter
January 20, 2026 at 11:41 AM
a device that detects the presence of xenomorphs?
call that a hr giger meter
call that a hr giger meter
Welcome to Buffalo baby
Not sure I needed that slo-mo shot of the Bills defensive lineman's flabby bare belly
January 17, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Welcome to Buffalo baby
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"La migra" (pronounced la MEE-grah) is most important, but all of these are very useful. "La migra esta aquí" is how you say "ICE is here," and if you know they're on the way but not yet present, you can say "La migra esta llegando" (pronounced yay-gando) for "ICE is coming."
I need all yall that dont speak spanish to learn a few words, real quick.
pls RT
"La Migra" - common slang for ICE
"La Patrulla" - "The Patrol"
"No digas nada" - "Say nothing."
¿Cómo te llamas? - "Whats your name?"
"¿Quién quieres que llame?" - "Who do you want me to call?"
Escondense - Hide
pls RT
"La Migra" - common slang for ICE
"La Patrulla" - "The Patrol"
"No digas nada" - "Say nothing."
¿Cómo te llamas? - "Whats your name?"
"¿Quién quieres que llame?" - "Who do you want me to call?"
Escondense - Hide
January 17, 2026 at 6:16 AM
"La migra" (pronounced la MEE-grah) is most important, but all of these are very useful. "La migra esta aquí" is how you say "ICE is here," and if you know they're on the way but not yet present, you can say "La migra esta llegando" (pronounced yay-gando) for "ICE is coming."
ghouls all of them
ICE special accomplishment tokens for the most successful and sadistic nazi terrorists.
#Minneapolis #ICE #USA
#Minneapolis #ICE #USA
January 15, 2026 at 12:25 PM
ghouls all of them
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Neo-Nazi Matt Hale previously attempted to incite the exact same pogrom of Lewiston about 20 years ago & later went to prison for trying to have a judge murdered. He showed up, surrounded by police, his six adherents dwarfed by thousands of counter protestors. This is who the feds are aping.
BREAKING — Mayor of Lewiston, Maine posts on FB that ICE is coming to the city imminently. This confirms my reporting the agency is planning a surge in the city and state generally.
Lewiston is home to a large Somali-American population, which made up 4.6% of the population as of the 2020 census.
Lewiston is home to a large Somali-American population, which made up 4.6% of the population as of the 2020 census.
January 15, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Neo-Nazi Matt Hale previously attempted to incite the exact same pogrom of Lewiston about 20 years ago & later went to prison for trying to have a judge murdered. He showed up, surrounded by police, his six adherents dwarfed by thousands of counter protestors. This is who the feds are aping.
a space lawyer show called And/or
January 15, 2026 at 9:22 AM
a space lawyer show called And/or
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If you have “sincere concerns” about trans athletes in sports, all it means is that you have given yourself a rationale for your bigotry that you sincerely believe exonerates you for aligning to a far-right tactic for marginalization and exclusion.
January 13, 2026 at 7:02 PM
If you have “sincere concerns” about trans athletes in sports, all it means is that you have given yourself a rationale for your bigotry that you sincerely believe exonerates you for aligning to a far-right tactic for marginalization and exclusion.
Nothing says serious news like an alcohol sponsorship
Update — Here is what the new apparent CBS News segment "Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil" may look like:
January 14, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Nothing says serious news like an alcohol sponsorship
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BREAKING:
We've found 40+ cases of agents using banned chokeholds & other moves that can cut off breathing
People have had seizures. They passed out.
“I felt like I was going to die” said 16-yr-old citizen
Admin won't say whether any agents have been punished
www.propublica.org/article/vide...
We've found 40+ cases of agents using banned chokeholds & other moves that can cut off breathing
People have had seizures. They passed out.
“I felt like I was going to die” said 16-yr-old citizen
Admin won't say whether any agents have been punished
www.propublica.org/article/vide...
January 13, 2026 at 12:06 PM
BREAKING:
We've found 40+ cases of agents using banned chokeholds & other moves that can cut off breathing
People have had seizures. They passed out.
“I felt like I was going to die” said 16-yr-old citizen
Admin won't say whether any agents have been punished
www.propublica.org/article/vide...
We've found 40+ cases of agents using banned chokeholds & other moves that can cut off breathing
People have had seizures. They passed out.
“I felt like I was going to die” said 16-yr-old citizen
Admin won't say whether any agents have been punished
www.propublica.org/article/vide...
Ice can never be redeemed or reformed; it must be destroyed
January 12, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Ice can never be redeemed or reformed; it must be destroyed
democrats are the party of "your father wouldn't have to hit you if you behaved yourself"
January 11, 2026 at 10:37 PM
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do you guys hear that bell tolling? wonder who it’s for. it’s so loud lmao
January 10, 2026 at 3:30 PM
do you guys hear that bell tolling? wonder who it’s for. it’s so loud lmao
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You don't necessarily need a purpose to live a life of contentment
January 10, 2026 at 6:51 PM
You don't necessarily need a purpose to live a life of contentment
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To square the circle of how this fits in with the “protect women’s sports” crusade, the whole point of that movement is to protect sports for their chosen class of women as participants and keep women’s sports subservient to men’s sports in terms of investment and interest.
The conservative rhetoric around protecting women makes more sense once you understand that victims exist purely as a hypothetical for them. Once a victim actually claims the label, they become a threat. This is also why they prefer dead women to living victims.
January 10, 2026 at 10:54 PM
To square the circle of how this fits in with the “protect women’s sports” crusade, the whole point of that movement is to protect sports for their chosen class of women as participants and keep women’s sports subservient to men’s sports in terms of investment and interest.
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“I have a law degree, but you wouldn’t have guessed it”
JD Vance: "The War Powers Act is fundamentally a fake and unconstitutional law"
January 9, 2026 at 4:26 AM
“I have a law degree, but you wouldn’t have guessed it”
We live in a world ruled by monsters
🚨 BREAKING: Israeli forces have killed 7 Palestinians, including 5 children, the youngest 5 years old, in less than 24 hours by striking tents and homes sheltering displaced families across northern and southern Gaza, Palestinian Civil Defense spokesperson Mahmoud Basal said today.
Since that...
Since that...
January 9, 2026 at 4:22 AM
We live in a world ruled by monsters
*storming out of Silent Hill because there was ambient music and dialogue*: It’s called SILENT Hill!
they do not have the courage to make a Silent Hill with no soundtrack, dialogue, or sfx. they lack the vision
January 8, 2026 at 9:20 PM
*storming out of Silent Hill because there was ambient music and dialogue*: It’s called SILENT Hill!