Glitter Kitties!
lawbag.bsky.social
Glitter Kitties!
@lawbag.bsky.social
Formerly mathmatix on the other site. Jags, gators, braves fan. Here to laugh and have fun
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What will be the new EA CFB 26 cover🤔
February 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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We love you, Maryland.
February 22, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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This guy at my gangbang was so funny he made milk come out my butt.
July 1, 2023 at 2:47 AM
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I feel like this year more than ever before, CFB is finally moving away from "Top 25 at the time" wins and only counting active top-25 wins. A much-needed progression.
December 2, 2024 at 8:47 PM
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What if everything we ate screamed
December 2, 2024 at 11:43 PM
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If you love beer and have logged at least 500 hours on Call of Duty, stay by your phone.

You could be the next nominee for Secretary of Defense.
December 3, 2024 at 3:38 AM
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“Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.”

- Carl Sagan
December 3, 2024 at 4:05 AM
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We don't need more remakes of old movies. We need more MUPPETS remakes of old movies.
December 2, 2024 at 2:08 AM
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Objectively incredible that the Browns are a very fun and efficient offense as long as they aren't being quarterbacked by the guy they acquired in the worst trade in sports history.
December 3, 2024 at 1:44 AM
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My wife and I would like to apologize to the fandom for the harm we have caused. To anyone we inadvertently offended, we are deeply sorry. We work hard to nurture a fun and supportive community, and we see now that DMing unsolicited nudes, even in character as Ripster and Streex, is not very jawsome
December 3, 2024 at 3:18 AM
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Thou shalt not accuse others of being criminals when you just made a criminal the commander in chief. Thou shalt stop being a gigantic hypocrite every second of thy life.
December 2, 2024 at 6:41 PM
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People are leaving Twitter because it’s not fun anymore and no one is obligated to be on a platform they don’t enjoy.

It’s not rocket science.
December 2, 2024 at 5:03 AM
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Sounds like dude went full delulu and mistakenly thought he had rizz levels comparable Pepe the King Prawn. Such hubris. Much wow.
a stuffed animal is laying on top of a purple blanket on a couch .
ALT: a stuffed animal is laying on top of a purple blanket on a couch .
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2024 at 2:55 AM
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Today in Muppet History: Milkshake the Duck makes their first and only appearance as a member of Elmo's polycule.
December 3, 2024 at 4:57 AM
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/wakes up from coma

would anyone care if I shared some facts about muppets
December 3, 2024 at 2:46 AM
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CNN’s ratings are down 40%.

Maybe they shouldn’t have tried to both-sides fascism.
November 23, 2024 at 1:51 AM
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Incredible.
November 23, 2024 at 4:44 AM
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I’m so glad the left finally has a safe place where we can organize and strategize and love each other because boy howdy do we need it.
November 23, 2024 at 4:50 AM
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It’s wild to see bluesky soar while cable news craters.
November 23, 2024 at 12:27 AM
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Counter terrorists beware. There's a new sheriff in town.
November 23, 2024 at 4:02 AM
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If you go to a Wicked showing and start singing they should be allowed to beat you with popcorn bags. Them babies came to hear Ariana Grande and Cynthia Eviro, not Pam from the community theater troupe. GROW UP.
November 22, 2024 at 10:38 PM
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roses are red
four leafed clover for luck
not here to debate you, bruh —
November 23, 2024 at 12:42 AM
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Plugging 66 space heaters into this bad boy
November 23, 2024 at 12:30 AM
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Japanese Compete To See Who Can Turn The Back Of Their Truck Into The Best Garden, And The Result Is Awesome
March 26, 2024 at 5:40 PM
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I wake up and have texts and messages about the Baltimore Key Bridge collapsing. The bridge actually connects my side of town to Baltimore. I live on a hill, and when people drive up and marvel at the view, I point out how you can see the Key Bridge from here.

It's just gone.
March 26, 2024 at 11:09 AM