Smashley LeBikiniblonde
@lebikiniblonde.bsky.social
"A pitiful forgery of a human made from wet trash." ~Arcane Bullshit/Secret Snake's Magic Meme Castle
@AshleyColeArt on Instagram, @dopadelirium/@dionysuspsyche on Twitter
@AshleyColeArt on Instagram, @dopadelirium/@dionysuspsyche on Twitter
Live Commenting Stranger Things Season 5, Chapter/Episode 8 (The series finale): Here we go fudderruckers!
I still don't understand the layout of the upside down versus Vecna's memories, but whatever.
Really, Eleven and Mike aren't going to kiss goodbye? I know we don't need this, but come on.
I still don't understand the layout of the upside down versus Vecna's memories, but whatever.
Really, Eleven and Mike aren't going to kiss goodbye? I know we don't need this, but come on.
January 2, 2026 at 5:32 AM
Live Commenting Stranger Things Season 5, Chapter/Episode 8 (The series finale): Here we go fudderruckers!
I still don't understand the layout of the upside down versus Vecna's memories, but whatever.
Really, Eleven and Mike aren't going to kiss goodbye? I know we don't need this, but come on.
I still don't understand the layout of the upside down versus Vecna's memories, but whatever.
Really, Eleven and Mike aren't going to kiss goodbye? I know we don't need this, but come on.
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One should assume, if one had not already, that every single thing the GOP has to say about pretty much anything is a lie or fabrication.
“.. On closer inspection, however, it turned out that the image was not a photograph of a real event in Portland, but instead a fabrication created by combining two photographs of scenes that unfolded in South America nearly a decade apart ..”
@theguardian.com
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@theguardian.com
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October 7, 2025 at 1:17 PM
One should assume, if one had not already, that every single thing the GOP has to say about pretty much anything is a lie or fabrication.
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When you get the reputation of being the guy with the encouraging words on New Year's Eve, it can start to come through as a little pressure -- what if the situation on the ground is worse than usual? what if people are more scared than they usually are, and with cause? what use are good vibes then?
December 31, 2025 at 11:21 PM
When you get the reputation of being the guy with the encouraging words on New Year's Eve, it can start to come through as a little pressure -- what if the situation on the ground is worse than usual? what if people are more scared than they usually are, and with cause? what use are good vibes then?
Dude, the ads of all the NA liquor I could buy during Dry January is staggering. I'm glad that people have alternatives, but don't fool yourself that this isn't also a business.
January 2, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Dude, the ads of all the NA liquor I could buy during Dry January is staggering. I'm glad that people have alternatives, but don't fool yourself that this isn't also a business.
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January 1, 2026 at 3:56 PM
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Mom Wants To Know If You Could Use Grandma’s Antique, 12-Person Dining Room Table In Your Studio Apartment https://theonion.com/mom-wants-to-know-if-you-could-use-grandma-s-antique-1-1831765783/
January 1, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Mom Wants To Know If You Could Use Grandma’s Antique, 12-Person Dining Room Table In Your Studio Apartment https://theonion.com/mom-wants-to-know-if-you-could-use-grandma-s-antique-1-1831765783/
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The best time to leave Twitter was years ago and the next-best is now.
For the last few days on X, people (mainly women, and sometimes children) have had nonconsensual images of them in swimsuits (or much worse) requested by users and created by Grok.
Musk's only apparent response thus far has been to crack jokes about it.
Musk's only apparent response thus far has been to crack jokes about it.
so x dot com’s ai generated CSAM and they admitted it may violate US law and … i haven’t seen in anyone in power say much at all or call to stop using the platform
January 2, 2026 at 1:34 AM
The best time to leave Twitter was years ago and the next-best is now.
I told Husband I wanted decaf, but then launched into the How, and I feel like Sally Albright, Rob Reiner, and Nora Epheron (?) are so proud of me right now. #whenharrymetsally
December 31, 2025 at 5:42 AM
I told Husband I wanted decaf, but then launched into the How, and I feel like Sally Albright, Rob Reiner, and Nora Epheron (?) are so proud of me right now. #whenharrymetsally
I've got artist's block real bad, is it because I'm making a person, the ultimate act of creation!? I would love to hear people's thoughts on this...
Like reading this makes me feel better, but I gotta make stuff...
Like reading this makes me feel better, but I gotta make stuff...
December 31, 2025 at 5:39 AM
I've got artist's block real bad, is it because I'm making a person, the ultimate act of creation!? I would love to hear people's thoughts on this...
Like reading this makes me feel better, but I gotta make stuff...
Like reading this makes me feel better, but I gotta make stuff...
You have to be born before 2004 to buy alcohol today, and my pregnant ass got in line with a wine for the end of the month celebration (next month, ofc womb parole day) and nearly exploded into dust after reading that.
I graduated in '03, WTF??? #liquor #liquorlaw
I graduated in '03, WTF??? #liquor #liquorlaw
December 31, 2025 at 5:36 AM
You have to be born before 2004 to buy alcohol today, and my pregnant ass got in line with a wine for the end of the month celebration (next month, ofc womb parole day) and nearly exploded into dust after reading that.
I graduated in '03, WTF??? #liquor #liquorlaw
I graduated in '03, WTF??? #liquor #liquorlaw
As someone who identifies as queer, I love rolling my eyes and yelling, "GAAAAY!" at things that are in fact gay, because I'm a research analyst, but also a shitposter. Also time capsule of language from the 2000s, and so it's nostalgia for my youth.
December 31, 2025 at 5:34 AM
As someone who identifies as queer, I love rolling my eyes and yelling, "GAAAAY!" at things that are in fact gay, because I'm a research analyst, but also a shitposter. Also time capsule of language from the 2000s, and so it's nostalgia for my youth.
I'm one of the only people I know who drinks decaf coffee (at night), but it's the best dessert alternative I can think of right now.
December 31, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I'm one of the only people I know who drinks decaf coffee (at night), but it's the best dessert alternative I can think of right now.
Live commenting Stranger Things, season 5, episode 1: I'm not sure if the show is trying to convey the incompetency of the military, the incompetency of the system, or just an obvious way to imply that Vecna is totally going to break out of this facility, but point taken.
December 31, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Live commenting Stranger Things, season 5, episode 1: I'm not sure if the show is trying to convey the incompetency of the military, the incompetency of the system, or just an obvious way to imply that Vecna is totally going to break out of this facility, but point taken.
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Signed the contract for a new short story coming down the road. Watch out for them gators...
#booksky #writingcommunity #horrorlit #horrorsky #horrorfam
#booksky #writingcommunity #horrorlit #horrorsky #horrorfam
October 16, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Signed the contract for a new short story coming down the road. Watch out for them gators...
#booksky #writingcommunity #horrorlit #horrorsky #horrorfam
#booksky #writingcommunity #horrorlit #horrorsky #horrorfam
I can already see me fucking up a scroll in an I Love Lucy/Mr Bean fashion. I'm pretty sure I cut myself on a faux one in school once.
We should bring back scrolls, books are great but scrolls would be cool
December 31, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I can already see me fucking up a scroll in an I Love Lucy/Mr Bean fashion. I'm pretty sure I cut myself on a faux one in school once.
This is one of my favorite short stories my friend has written, and he's written a lot of entertaining, interesting stories over the years. Check him out if you can, and please share with your friends a local, indie author!
New story in a new anthology! My short story, "Gator," is just one of many great stories in Hellbound Highway from @hellboundbooks.bsky.social. Check it out! Support authors!
#horrorbooks #horrorsky #horrorfam #booksky
#horrorbooks #horrorsky #horrorfam #booksky
December 31, 2025 at 4:34 AM
This is one of my favorite short stories my friend has written, and he's written a lot of entertaining, interesting stories over the years. Check him out if you can, and please share with your friends a local, indie author!
Does it count as a Rick Roll or nah?
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 31, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Does it count as a Rick Roll or nah?
Is anyone else watching Stranger Things season 5? I kinda wanna write about it in live updates as I watch, but IDK that anyone but me would be into it...
December 31, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Is anyone else watching Stranger Things season 5? I kinda wanna write about it in live updates as I watch, but IDK that anyone but me would be into it...
The sils and I are in a book club, and I'm way further ahead than anyone else, and I told them I skipped the fight scenes and middle sil was like we can do that? 😂🤣
This book is ridiculous romantic fantasy, SO I was just like uhh that's what I'm doing! It's that it not finish the book I assume.
This book is ridiculous romantic fantasy, SO I was just like uhh that's what I'm doing! It's that it not finish the book I assume.
December 31, 2025 at 3:55 AM
The sils and I are in a book club, and I'm way further ahead than anyone else, and I told them I skipped the fight scenes and middle sil was like we can do that? 😂🤣
This book is ridiculous romantic fantasy, SO I was just like uhh that's what I'm doing! It's that it not finish the book I assume.
This book is ridiculous romantic fantasy, SO I was just like uhh that's what I'm doing! It's that it not finish the book I assume.
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They banned the billboards in one such city and uncovered some pretty awful truths.
99percentinvisible.org/article/clea...
99percentinvisible.org/article/clea...
February 12, 2024 at 8:36 PM
They banned the billboards in one such city and uncovered some pretty awful truths.
99percentinvisible.org/article/clea...
99percentinvisible.org/article/clea...
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Once upon a time, the ever-evolving graffiti on this reservoir near the psych unit was a cave-painting-record. I photographed much of it over months.
One day they painted it grey. The next day:
One day they painted it grey. The next day:
February 12, 2024 at 7:10 PM
Once upon a time, the ever-evolving graffiti on this reservoir near the psych unit was a cave-painting-record. I photographed much of it over months.
One day they painted it grey. The next day:
One day they painted it grey. The next day:
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"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
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Also, Hello Kitty isn't even the best character in the Hello Kitty universe:
December 27, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Also, Hello Kitty isn't even the best character in the Hello Kitty universe:
This house has some interesting yard decor.
December 24, 2025 at 6:36 AM
This house has some interesting yard decor.
I've become an earring enthusiast, so I'll have to show off the ones I have. This is my reminder post about it.
December 24, 2025 at 6:33 AM
I've become an earring enthusiast, so I'll have to show off the ones I have. This is my reminder post about it.