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Josh Vallana, Esq.
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I didn’t choose the family law life, it regrettably chose me

Fan of: Lucy, antizionist Reconstructionist Judaism, Taylor Swift, cats, 🇨🇦

Ex/alum: Carlow U 💜💛, DuqLaw, USAF, NSA, man
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I am so sorry if you’re a professional colleague but this account is gonna rage post about sports and be incredibly queer so be prepared
Sports are good.
The playoffs are alive on BlueSky, the official app of sports.

@dennycarter.bsky.social
January 11, 2026 at 4:30 AM
The city of Chicago deserves this #BearDown
January 11, 2026 at 4:24 AM
The Panthers get to host a playoff game?
a black and white drawing of a man with his arms crossed making a sad face .
ALT: a black and white drawing of a man with his arms crossed making a sad face .
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January 10, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Cannoli stuffed French toast at Ruckus in Shaler. Holy smokes.
January 10, 2026 at 3:24 PM
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January 10, 2026 at 2:12 PM
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January 10, 2026 at 1:33 PM
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People do not want to reckon with the actual purpose of policing. That's all I'll say about that.
January 10, 2026 at 1:48 PM
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One of the most underrated features of CPAP is that when it’s cold you can bury yourself under the covers and use it like a little snorkel.
January 10, 2026 at 6:41 AM
E4 mafia so real
E4 mafia don’t care who wants to join the Mile High Club nowadays. 🤮🤮🤮
Why Was Petey Boy Hegseth Flying In The Doomsday Plane?
January 10, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Karen is knocked out in an inconvenient place. Also @lucyinpgh.bsky.social and I went 6 rounds in sudden death final questions lol
January 10, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Speaking as someone who does family law and a former public defender, this is probably the #1 driver of violence towards women
So she hurt his ego and he killed her
January 9, 2026 at 8:13 PM
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Watching JD Vance since he entered politics has really made me understand the kind of person that led Dante to write about someone so monstrously amoral and treacherous that his soul could fall straight to Hell while still walking around alive and well.
January 9, 2026 at 7:43 PM
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Reminder that “Say her name” was developed specifically to call attention to murders of Black women
January 9, 2026 at 5:07 PM
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they didn’t leak it to make the shooter look innocent, but to make the victim look guilty. not guilty of a crime. guilty of having a visibly queer wife. guilty of liberalism. guilty of opposing the regime. they don’t seek to exonerate themselves, only to demonstrate who deserves to die.
In the video that the shooter took, which I believe was leaked to be exculpatory, he appears to yell “fucking bitch” after he shoots Renee Good.
January 9, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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In addition to everything else that Renee Nicole Good’s murder already says about how fucked up our society and the moment is, this really shows the degree to which misogyny and patriarchy are tied up with all this

she made him uncomfortable and angry, so he shot her and degraded her to boot
Good’s last words to the ICE agent: “That’s fine. I’m not mad at you.”

His to her, after shooting her in the face: “Fuckin’ bitch.”
January 9, 2026 at 7:05 PM
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I don't know what her religious views were and of course that's not the point, but this is what actual Christian martyrdom looks like.
And Renee Good’s last words appear to be “We’re not mad at you.”
In the video that the shooter took, which I believe was leaked to be exculpatory, he appears to yell “fucking bitch” after he shoots Renee Good.
January 9, 2026 at 7:17 PM
John Fetterman deserves to get shunned every time he comes back to Pittsburgh
Best turnout yet for this weekly prayer vigil outside of Pittsburgh’s ICE office.
At another ICE protest this morning. Connor Lamb was there.

He asked us to tell congress to stop funding ICE, which he called ‘out of control.’
January 9, 2026 at 4:23 PM
If you don’t get this when you come to my house we can’t be friends
Having a cat is like. Oh yeah that’s my floor sweater. She won’t lay on anything soft except for dirty clothing so now I have to just have a sweater on the floor at all times
January 9, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Hm. Logic checks out.
You make soup in a big bowl, you serve it in a smaller bowl and then you convey it, using a spoon, to your mouth but what is the spoon? Simply a smaller bowl still.
January 9, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Apropos of nothing, but the idea of the Trump administration and its gestapo literally killing Good is just too fucking on the nose
New in PN: The dehumanization machine speeds up

"Months after the nation and world were appalled by George Floyd’s murder, it became an event with two different truths. With the killing of Good, the right has not even deigned to admit the heinousness of the event before deciding she had it coming."
The right-wing dehumanization machine is speeding up
They're skipping right past thoughts and prayers.
www.publicnotice.co
January 9, 2026 at 4:09 PM
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"guy with a don't tread on me flag dresses up as a nameless agent of state power and rains lethal force on someone who mildly inconvenienced him" is the last few decades of that flag wrapped in a single murder
January 9, 2026 at 3:03 PM
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An ICE agent saying "I don't care" and preventing an innocent woman who's been shot from receiving medical care are not the words or actions of officers lawfully protecting themselves and the community. These are the words of sociopaths happy with murder.
January 8, 2026 at 12:59 PM
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the computer used to have its own room
Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
January 9, 2026 at 1:21 PM
For a lot of us who are 40+ and grew up in the Pittsburgh area, the murder of Jonny Gammage did this.
Remembering today that having your heart broken is a necessary step on the path to becoming fully human. Whichever heartbreak is your first, it’s probably critical that a state break your heart so that you can develop a political imagination. If this is your first, I’m sorry and also welcome.
January 9, 2026 at 2:04 PM
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I'm sorry you are forced to do this but to Minnesotans and all Americans everywhere, apply for gun permits and practice the 2nd Constitution
January 8, 2026 at 2:41 PM