lemon pepper wet
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I think we’ve got better and more culturally-varied street food than I could have imagined, cool jackets galore, and drugs that make us think we’re really fast and strong before they kill us.
we're getting all the downsides of cyberpunk (social alienation, ruthless hyper capitalism, digital mass surveillance state) but none of the promised upsides (cheap street food, cool jackets, super drugs that make you really fast and strong before they kill you)
January 20, 2026 at 10:02 PM
I think we’ve got better and more culturally-varied street food than I could have imagined, cool jackets galore, and drugs that make us think we’re really fast and strong before they kill us.
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we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff
January 11, 2026 at 5:27 PM
we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff
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Coffee shop has White House press conference scene from Deep Impact playing and for a second I thought this week had gotten even worse.
January 9, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Coffee shop has White House press conference scene from Deep Impact playing and for a second I thought this week had gotten even worse.
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amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders
January 5, 2026 at 6:50 AM
amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders
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she's only saying this bc Elon is a deadbeat. if he was paying her child support she'd still be riding for him and Grok too
January 5, 2026 at 1:05 PM
she's only saying this bc Elon is a deadbeat. if he was paying her child support she'd still be riding for him and Grok too
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Truly was not expecting these kinds of weird responses to me highlighting something I found odd/funny
January 4, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Truly was not expecting these kinds of weird responses to me highlighting something I found odd/funny
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Okay. We’ve all had fun, you know, we’ve had a good laugh, but now it’s time to get serious about a wife for Stella
December 14, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Okay. We’ve all had fun, you know, we’ve had a good laugh, but now it’s time to get serious about a wife for Stella
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Spoiler alert: he will not.
December 6, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Spoiler alert: he will not.
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...really? When?
December 4, 2025 at 3:11 PM
...really? When?
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Ah, well, nevertheless
December 4, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Ah, well, nevertheless
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Everyone post on Bluesky so we can figure out who the alleged Jan. 6 pipe bomber is through the process of elimination.
December 4, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Everyone post on Bluesky so we can figure out who the alleged Jan. 6 pipe bomber is through the process of elimination.
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Yeah "white guy's main pasttime" what about it
December 2, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Yeah "white guy's main pasttime" what about it
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(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
November 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
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Wholesale prices for a turkey have jumped 40% from a year ago. n.pr/4phUXtP
Thanksgiving could be more expensive this year. Here's how to navigate higher prices
Wholesale prices for a turkey have jumped 40% from a year ago.
n.pr
November 17, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Wholesale prices for a turkey have jumped 40% from a year ago. n.pr/4phUXtP
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This idea that #metoo was a temporary piece of insanity that happened because America was too woke...
Fuck you. It was a temporary moment in time when people decided, for the first time, that 20 women were finally equal to one man.
Fuck you. It was a temporary moment in time when people decided, for the first time, that 20 women were finally equal to one man.
November 16, 2025 at 9:50 PM
This idea that #metoo was a temporary piece of insanity that happened because America was too woke...
Fuck you. It was a temporary moment in time when people decided, for the first time, that 20 women were finally equal to one man.
Fuck you. It was a temporary moment in time when people decided, for the first time, that 20 women were finally equal to one man.
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"Love your neighbors more than your government"
Sticker spotted in Savannah, Georgia
Sticker spotted in Savannah, Georgia
November 17, 2025 at 8:52 AM
"Love your neighbors more than your government"
Sticker spotted in Savannah, Georgia
Sticker spotted in Savannah, Georgia
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Flower Power G4 Tower
August 30, 2023 at 7:20 AM
Flower Power G4 Tower
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