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The Needling @theneedling.com · 5h

5 Fun Places to Go Apple Picking This Weekend Because ICE Scared Off All Their Farmworkers: tinyurl.com/r2rwezfe

White woman with blonde braids wearing a plaid button-up cuffed at the sleeves as she happily picks apples in the fall sunlight

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The Needling @theneedling.com · 9h

“We’re so sorry—this has all been a huge misunderstanding,” said Ballard Locks keyholder Sam Patrickson with a deep sigh as yet another couple wandered towards the Locks wearing chastity belts.

The Needling @theneedling.com · 1d

Ballard Locks Apologizes for Inviting Community to ‘Come for Locktober’: tinyurl.com/bdza3h6y

Man at Ballard Locks celebrating Locktober in the foreground with man in background looking on his surprised horror

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Beta Champ @betachamp.bsky.social · 21h

But also what else will all these locked pups do with their time sooooo...

The Needling @theneedling.com · 1d

Ballard Locks Apologizes for Inviting Community to ‘Come for Locktober’: tinyurl.com/bdza3h6y

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Lex Vaughn @lex.vaughn.theneedling.com · 10h

The way he's like "oh?" 😂

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Lex Vaughn @lex.vaughn.theneedling.com · 12h

Hey guys! I just wrote up a Needling piece for when the Mariners get eliminated so that they don't get eliminated. You're welcome!

a group of soldiers are standing in a row wearing helmets and armor .

ALT: a group of soldiers are standing in a row wearing helmets and armor .

media.tenor.com

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Lex Vaughn @lex.vaughn.theneedling.com · 11h

Honestly, either way, so much better to be at home.

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Lex Vaughn @lex.vaughn.theneedling.com · 11h

Omg I'm just listening to her groveling to Trump right now. Dear God ... even more sycophancy than I could have previously comprehended. 🤮

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Lex Vaughn @lex.vaughn.theneedling.com · 11h

Brandi Kruse erasure! Women can be amazing grifters too. 😤

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Ron Davis @ronpdavis.bsky.social · 11h

Congrats to Jonathan Choe on grifting his way into the room where the fascism happens.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 14h

Jonathan Choe to Trump: "Another group right now that is behind antifa and working with antifa very closely based on the research that we have right now that we're gonna give to you and your team are the Democratic Socialists of America."

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The Onion @theonion.com · 15h

Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person.

Watch Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile at Thursday, Oct. 9 at 7 p.m. ET/6 p.m. CT.

Only at The Onion on Youtube here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjhSoGcQhWU

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mattoak @mattoak.bsky.social · 12h

I'm not mad (how can a mariners fan even be mad), I'm just disappointed.

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Lex Vaughn @lex.vaughn.theneedling.com · 12h

Hey guys! I just wrote up a Needling piece for when the Mariners get eliminated so that they don't get eliminated. You're welcome!

a group of soldiers are standing in a row wearing helmets and armor .

ALT: a group of soldiers are standing in a row wearing helmets and armor .

media.tenor.com

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God @thegodpodcast.com · 17h

What will it take for regular people to understand that if they refuse to stand up against fascism they will not be spared? Fascism is a serial killer with no restrictions on who it targets.

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Lex Vaughn @lex.vaughn.theneedling.com · 12h

This is always me. 😍

The Onion @theonion.com · 15h

Passenger Glued To Airplane Window Like It Fucking 1956 https://theonion.com/passenger-glued-to-airplane-window-like-it-fucking-1956-1832728158/

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Lex Vaughn @lex.vaughn.theneedling.com · 12h

"the Radical Left’s reign of terror" is the reign of terror really that bad if you won't even capitalize it tho?

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SAL @sarahannelloyd.com · 15h

I like how the only report they cite that actually supports their point is from Fox News (and the others are the ~*~evil~*~ "mainstream media")

Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 16h

"Antifa-led hellfire"

www.whitehouse.gov/articles/202...

PORTLAND: Fake News Ignores Antifa Violence, Residents’ Pleas for Help

For years, an Antifa-led hellfire has turned Portland into a wasteland of firebombs, beatings, and brazen attacks on federal officers and property —

www.whitehouse.gov

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Lex Vaughn @lex.vaughn.theneedling.com · 12h

The best buddies who never stay with us long enough. 😢

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Lex Vaughn @lex.vaughn.theneedling.com · 16h

"WE MAKE NEWS LOUDER. IF STORY GOOD ON ONE SIDE, SHOW OTHER SIDE TOO. OTHER SIDE WRONG? OTHER SIDE WANT BLEACH IN VEINS? ANIMAL RUN BOTH. REPORT BOTH SIDES. EVEN WHEN ONE SIDE THINK HEAD MEDS MAKE QUIET BABIES."

McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 16h

"WE MAKE NEWS LOUDER. IF STORY GOOD ON ONE SIDE, SHOW OTHER SIDE TOO. OTHER SIDE WRONG? OTHER SIDE WANT BLEACH IN VEINS? ANIMAL RUN BOTH. REPORT BOTH SIDES. EVEN WHEN ONE SIDE THINK HEAD MEDS MAKE QUIET BABIES."

“AAAGGGHHH!!!” A Memo from Animal, Your New Editor-in-Chief

“[Editor-in-chief of CBS News] Bari Weiss told network staffers in a morning editorial call that she wants to ‘win’ before delivering a rallying cr...

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Jessica (Vittoriya) @chefjessica.bsky.social · 1d

the 8 is essentially the Knight Bus

no one knows when it will arrive, or what the hell happened to the ones that never did arrive

it may or may not be driven by a Death Eater

The Needling @theneedling.com · 2d

Capitol Hill Commuters Hold Séance to Summon Next Bus: tinyurl.com/2s39kexw

Three people holding hands over table with candles and orca cards next to pentagram on ground beneath bus stop sign

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Quite Wrongly they/him 🖤🩶🤍💜 @zerocard.bsky.social · 1d

After six years in burlesque, five years in the kink scene making rope... it took me a moment to remember that this was The Needling and not the Times.

The Needling @theneedling.com · 1d

Ballard Locks Apologizes for Inviting Community to ‘Come for Locktober’: tinyurl.com/bdza3h6y

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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 19h

We all wanted Trump to be more pro-woman; we just didn't expect that woman to be Ghislaine Maxwell

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Lex Vaughn @lex.vaughn.theneedling.com · 16h

"WE MAKE NEWS LOUDER. IF STORY GOOD ON ONE SIDE, SHOW OTHER SIDE TOO. OTHER SIDE WRONG? OTHER SIDE WANT BLEACH IN VEINS? ANIMAL RUN BOTH. REPORT BOTH SIDES. EVEN WHEN ONE SIDE THINK HEAD MEDS MAKE QUIET BABIES."

McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 16h

"WE MAKE NEWS LOUDER. IF STORY GOOD ON ONE SIDE, SHOW OTHER SIDE TOO. OTHER SIDE WRONG? OTHER SIDE WANT BLEACH IN VEINS? ANIMAL RUN BOTH. REPORT BOTH SIDES. EVEN WHEN ONE SIDE THINK HEAD MEDS MAKE QUIET BABIES."

“AAAGGGHHH!!!” A Memo from Animal, Your New Editor-in-Chief

“[Editor-in-chief of CBS News] Bari Weiss told network staffers in a morning editorial call that she wants to ‘win’ before delivering a rallying cr...

buff.ly

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The Oatmeal @theoatmeal.bsky.social · 16h

Helpful

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Brett Hamil @bretthamil.bsky.social · 17h

This is Tonight! Got some fun stuff planned

Brett Hamil @bretthamil.bsky.social · 2d

Joketellers Union is back at the Clock-Out WEDNESDAY. We've got perennial fave & South End OG **DEWA DORJE**
Join the party!
clockoutlounge.com/tm-event/emm...

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Brett Hamil @bretthamil.bsky.social · 17h

This is NEXT FRIDAY! Grab tickets, it's gonna be a very different type of show

Town Hall Seattle @townhallseattle.bsky.social · 13d

10/17 at 7:30 PM | From the mind of @bretthamil.bsky.social comes Power Thru It!, a unique comedic talk show starring Burl Dirkman, his handyman alter ego. 🔨

Featuring special guests @mudede.bsky.social & Katie Wilson.

🎟️ Get tickets: buff.ly/tMQvMxP

Red/purple promotional graphic for event titled "Power Thru It! with Burl Dirkman: Special Guests Charles Mudede and Katie Wilson," scheduled for Oct 17 at 7:30 PM. Headshots of the presenters are included. Presented by Town Hall Seattle.

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