lex
@lexsaur.bsky.social
92 years old and she never tried pesto
Reposted by lex
wow that’s crazy bari weiss ended up being shitty at her job
December 22, 2025 at 5:07 AM
wow that’s crazy bari weiss ended up being shitty at her job
Reposted by lex
AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
January 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
Reposted by lex
If Batman was a Santa, would he wear his hat like this, or like this
November 25, 2023 at 12:32 AM
If Batman was a Santa, would he wear his hat like this, or like this
Reposted by lex
Reposted by lex
This entire weekend
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
This entire weekend
Reposted by lex
I don’t know why but The OC, Again has become my driving to St. Catharines for symphony rehearsal podcast
December 12, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I don’t know why but The OC, Again has become my driving to St. Catharines for symphony rehearsal podcast
Reposted by lex
'Let it Snow' with all the positive lines removed
December 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
'Let it Snow' with all the positive lines removed
Reposted by lex
Cypress Hills, Alberta
Luke Lindoe
1999
Luke Lindoe
1999
December 9, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Cypress Hills, Alberta
Luke Lindoe
1999
Luke Lindoe
1999
Reposted by lex
every year around christmas time the ballet dancers who play the rats in the nutcracker come out with a series of unexplained banger tiktok videos and anyway this is my favorite part of the holiday season
December 14, 2024 at 5:06 PM
every year around christmas time the ballet dancers who play the rats in the nutcracker come out with a series of unexplained banger tiktok videos and anyway this is my favorite part of the holiday season
I want to host a cookie exchange but I make all the cookies and everyone tells me how good my cookies are
December 8, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I want to host a cookie exchange but I make all the cookies and everyone tells me how good my cookies are
Reposted by lex
🎶 One . . . Battle After Another 🎶
December 8, 2025 at 1:52 PM
🎶 One . . . Battle After Another 🎶
Back in my natural habitat
December 8, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Back in my natural habitat
I 💙 my day job icareifyoulisten.com/2025/08/in-d...
In Defense of the Day Job
Hilary Purrington shares the benefits of keeping a day job to fuel your compositional practice in this fourth Money Matters essay.
icareifyoulisten.com
December 5, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I 💙 my day job icareifyoulisten.com/2025/08/in-d...
Reposted by lex
This came to me in a dream
December 5, 2025 at 12:24 PM
This came to me in a dream
Arguing over if Die Hard is a Christmas movie is played out. Let’s do The Sound of Music instead.
December 2, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Arguing over if Die Hard is a Christmas movie is played out. Let’s do The Sound of Music instead.
Got my husband a subscription for Christmas!
Hi everybody,
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
Join The Onion
Don’t just read the news. Feel it. Be among the first to feel the news.
membership.theonion.com
November 28, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Got my husband a subscription for Christmas!
Reposted by lex
thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
thinking of her today
Reposted by lex
November 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Reposted by lex
call me Richard the way I'm Scarry in this busy town
November 25, 2025 at 1:33 AM
call me Richard the way I'm Scarry in this busy town
Reposted by lex
maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
When I was 5 my best friend played the violin
November 22, 2025 at 9:25 PM
When I was 5 my best friend played the violin
Reposted by lex
hey guys i made a seasonal meme
November 22, 2025 at 5:41 AM
hey guys i made a seasonal meme