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listening age of 23?!
December 3, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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Local Man Hates Self, Family, Others
November 30, 2025 at 4:01 PM
don't think I have it in me to listen to either bon iver or sufjan stevens. I might be straight :/
November 29, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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They call me chatgpt the way im telling people to kill themselves
November 29, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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My husband and I have been trying to scare each other with the June Squibb cutout he got me for my bday
November 29, 2025 at 9:14 AM
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imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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He said "Amen" straight into the drop

Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
They fucked up rearranging all the aisles in my grocery store and now the eggs waffles are across from the lube
November 17, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom.

PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.

DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
November 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
There's a good chance rizzler lives to 2100
November 8, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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Me, all week
November 4, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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Remember when Mike Pence attended Hamilton and the cast adlibbed some resistlib patter personally to him? Why did none of them feel immense shame about performing in a show that would seem initially appealing to Mike Pence?
November 2, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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Heavens to Betsy
Betsy to Heavens
Heavens BACK to Betsy
Betsy GOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLL
October 17, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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Nicole Kidman Retires Drag King Persona ‘Keith Urban’
October 2, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Fucked up on my last date bc she said I tried weed once and didn't like it and I responded well I get randomly tested bc I have a CDL so here's all the drugs I can do:
October 1, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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From His Chest · 2021
September 28, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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when I crouch at the bus stop, I pose in such a way that you'd be an idiot not to take notice of my form
September 26, 2025 at 8:48 AM
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Des Moines has you all beat
September 24, 2025 at 1:12 AM
As a poor man stealing, I think I'm cutting it
September 23, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I yell "what are you doing" like once an hour with my foster cat. He's fucking wild
September 20, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I got bugs all over me. Glad I don't have an issue with these guys but the grass is right there
September 17, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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GHISLAINE MAXWELL: here we go, boss. a big book of letters from all of your horrible best friends

JEFF EPSTEIN: oh neat! look at this one from Donald

GHISLAINE: that one's fake actually
September 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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I hate when there is another universe or dimension in a show. That’s none of my business! Don’t show me that!
September 8, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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Is that a bell tolling? Whom’s that for?
September 5, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Skinning knees and climbing trees
September 5, 2025 at 2:22 PM