lmaowhoneedsaname.bsky.social
@lmaowhoneedsaname.bsky.social
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if we find aliens and they have better stuff than us i'd low key crash out
February 19, 2026 at 2:05 AM
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February 18, 2026 at 1:43 AM
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it’s insane that a decade ago we all agreed that giving mass shooters the attention they desired was a bad thing but now because rightwingers will quite literally lie about the shooter every single time we all have to be acutely aware of the shooters intentions and ideology
February 17, 2026 at 9:28 PM
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in 2017 a popular twitter game was to type a partial phrase then see what your phone auto-completes it with.

this proved so popular that it is now the only business model in the US.
February 9, 2026 at 9:15 PM
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valentines day is over and no sexy bachelorettes have banged on my door begging me to marry them yet i'm going to kill my self
February 15, 2026 at 1:36 AM
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these pathetic worms always pull the same "hey I'm just peacefully peacing in peace" shtick while advocating for death and torture and it's literally just this comic every time
February 13, 2026 at 11:59 PM
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Being brought into the principal’s office and being shown that a bunch of 38 year olds on a website you’ve never been on approve of you punching a kid.
February 14, 2026 at 1:09 AM
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if these people had to provide three citations each time they referred to the behaviors of the left, journalism would be over. There would be no more journalism
Physically incapable of analyzing politics outside of this insipid frame.
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
February 14, 2026 at 1:25 PM
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Lord of the rings would be an easier watch if they had a Nazgûl live cam in the bottom right corner for those slow moments when you are wondering what the Nazgûl are doing
February 13, 2026 at 10:26 AM
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one of the most frustrating things about there being “no jobs” is that we all walk around and see the work that needs to be done. our cities are crumbling, our people need help, our world is dying. there’s so much work to be done, if only it were good for the balance sheet
February 13, 2026 at 3:27 PM
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every couple days despite my careful safeguards some asshole tries to make me angry or otherwise care about the behavior of a streamer and i simply refuse
February 13, 2026 at 3:29 AM
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i cannot stop thinking about this interaction
February 13, 2026 at 5:06 AM
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Best accounts are the ones dedicated to shipping themselves to a weird ass character. I think there were two girls who had self ship Adon accounts. How did that happen? Idk but it's bad ass
February 12, 2026 at 2:11 PM
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The starts of every GuileWokeQuote video probably goes crazy.

“Equal Rights are good. The trans, the civil, the consumer and the human. They’re all great.” set to the QSound jingle.
February 11, 2026 at 2:19 PM
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despite what this post may say: this is not a walkback. this is a reiteration. we already knew this information. do not fall for unwise propaganda. keep the pressure on, financially or verbally. barrage them.
Discord is already starting to walk things back a little, so people should keep doing what they're doing (cancel Nitro, leave feedback/criticism, direct contact through support tickets/phone/email/etc)
February 10, 2026 at 2:57 AM
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charlie kirk didn’t even perform at the TPUSA half time show
February 9, 2026 at 2:06 AM
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my only joy in the blatant increase of the surveillance state and data collecting is that paranoid schizophrenics seem a lot more rational now
February 9, 2026 at 4:45 AM
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Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. “You must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night
February 9, 2026 at 12:38 AM
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I hate the “jubilee” debate format. Let’s take 10 of the dumbest motherfuckers you’ve ever met and have them essentially try to yell over the president of the debate club. Yeah. No shit. Most people are ignorant sluggards on both sides of the argument.
February 8, 2026 at 8:41 PM
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bill clinton requesting a public congressional hearing is fine or whatever but literally no one is stopping him from speaking publicly now. we know you’re guilty dude take all the other creeps down with you
February 7, 2026 at 3:18 AM
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it’s absolutely insane to me that the new “trump accounts” are intentionally designed so that billionaires are able to legally get around the estate tax entirely and no ones really talking about that
February 7, 2026 at 6:48 PM
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ur brain on liberalism is bartering other people's rights away with fascists who want to kill you anyway
Transsexuals are .04% of the population.The debate over their rights should not be used to hand the other
99.96% over to the GOP.
We need to nominate someone who can actually win,irrespective of ideological purity tests.
February 6, 2026 at 8:45 PM
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Well Kamala didn't have a personality and Hillary's was "thinly veiled contempt for the very idea the plebians had any say in her God-given right to power" so maybe we should try with different personalities
February 5, 2026 at 8:11 PM
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this is why we left YouTube
February 5, 2026 at 10:14 PM