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> “ha ha they’re great relationships sir”
> *opens relationships*
> they’re parasocial
billy woods - terror management
blue moon

… cold moon 🌕 ✨
December 4, 2025 at 6:05 PM
not actually the onion but i think about this all the time
December 4, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
idk, sounds like a personal polycrisis
November 17, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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This is what they took from you
November 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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I can’t say it enough: U.S. culture is scam culture. It pervades everything we do. We don’t notice it because it’s the water we swim in. A party would do well to remind everybody how awful this is and propose to fix it.
I think Democrats should offer voters a broadly defined anti-fraud platform. Yes, obviously, start with Trump’s influence peddling, but don’t stop there. Online fraud is massive, almost every phone call you get is a scam, and the solution has to be federal or it just won’t work.
Still, more than 7-in-10 U.S. adults have been a victim of an online scam or attack like credit card fraud, ransomware or online shopping scams. www.pewresearch.org/...
August 7, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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*gesturing broadly* i am not cut out for this bro
October 31, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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commenting "do you have stairs in your house" on a PR and immediately getting a meeting with HR on my calendar
October 29, 2025 at 7:46 PM
watching the closing scene of the curse like damn i wish that were me
October 26, 2025 at 7:28 PM
RTOS robot: fast, responsive, reliable. standardized parts make for easier repairs. standardized controls make pilots interchangeable. easily picks apart middleware robots early on…
this is a weirdly specific thing but what would you think would be more likely to see on a fictional giant combat robot?

1. Middleware as glue to different services

2. Hard real-time operating system kernel as integrating layer

3. Something else
October 24, 2025 at 3:50 PM
i made a dark club mix that you can put on the aux at a halloween house party and scare all the guests with:

www.mixcloud.com/loafenson/cl...
October 22, 2025 at 7:58 AM
this and a warm bath
ponder.ooo ponder @ponder.ooo · Oct 20
sprinkling rosemary and oregano on u
October 20, 2025 at 9:08 PM
bad news it’s comet ping pong
finally, some good news! "Local pizzeria gets its act together."
October 18, 2025 at 5:38 AM
only reading nonfiction is a little impoverishing to the soul but that will never stop me
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
October 13, 2025 at 9:12 PM
loss of synchronizing torque
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
October 13, 2025 at 4:16 PM
caught autechre live last night and i think their set gave me temporary brain damage

10/10
October 2, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"

BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"

1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."

2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."

3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
September 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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dismantling the centre till it cannot hold: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!

when the blood-dimmed tide is loosed: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
September 11, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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[liberal voice] I'm actually too smart to have values.
September 3, 2025 at 1:34 AM
got my shit rocked in a pretty bad wreck and as soon as i stepped out the car, someone hit me with a “you can’t park there”
August 25, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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Good thread on the language actually used by Democrats in official communications.
Ok - so I'm going to do a real context+write up but for now, here's what some of these things look like.

To start my data reference is DCinbox which is ~208,000 official e-newsletters over the past 15 years.
August 22, 2025 at 8:35 PM
small wonder that all the Edison companies are electric utilities which move power around on AC lines, and Tesla is an electric battery company which is fundamentally a DC technology
August 21, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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Brother, disrespectfully, "be more engaging than the internet" is asking me to simultaneously compete vs 15 soccer teams, 8 inscrutable cookie games, 4 different fightclub/smoke sessions, 3 teams of Avengers, 2 manosphere podcasts, and a sweaty mix of animes and sex workers.
August 21, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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Those whom I pass on the trail are known as Trailures. They are likely to hurt themselves and ought stay home reading about trails, not hiking them

Those whom pass me are known as Trailhards. They've sacrificed their humanity to hike marginally better than me. One must imagine them miserable
August 19, 2025 at 10:21 PM