I love his silly face

Being ridiculously happy is itself a rebellion against the powers who want to see you stay down.

Something I worked out yesterday that I think is a big reason everyone is so insane right now is my entire life (b: 1983) has been one long experiment the Powers That Be have run in lowering expectations, and we are finally running out of floors to crash through. We really cannot go much lower.

This still from our upcoming Stucky Leigh music video is very much giving #America 2025

I bet we still could if everyone left me alone for three months

Let them eat cake.

I regret to inform you that due to entirely foreseen circumstances that literally everyone warned me about, I have officially graduated from desperately wanting my son to leave me alone for five minutes to desperately wanting my son to hang out with me for five minutes

My dad, who has lived under a dictatorship, knows one when he sees one. His first text this morning is that we are now officially in a dictatorship. It is all pretty grim.

Being truly loved is everything that was promised and I wish it for everyone.

Walz: If you say you love freedom but you don't believe freedom is for everybody, then the thing you love is not freedom, it is privilege.

No matter your station in life, there is astoundingly little separating you from those men in that cage behind Kristi Noem. No charges, no attorneys, no hearings, no trial. Just conjecture and brute force could be enough to justify completely dehumanizing you, too.

It's always wrong to vandalize personal property and that certainly includes Teslas, and also: your government is actively disappearing innocent people without due process, so, you know, that second one is taking up my empathetic bandwidth at the moment.

LAUREN BACALL: you just put your lips together and blow

HUMPHREY BOGART: *holding nintendo cartridge* i know how to get it to work lauren

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BREAKING: The USDA has confirmed five additional dairy herds in California have tested positive for the virus, raising the total to 732.

Currently, 74% of the state's dairy herds are infected with H5N1.

My daughter and her friends made this “Remy cake.” And having seen it, I must now walk into the sea.