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I suppose it will all make sense when we grow up. #food #flags #fun
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museum.of.emilyk.art
New Illustration: "We Beat 'Em Before..."

Taken from a British WW2 poster, the original features a WW1 German soldier at the top. I just swapped it for the Nazi soldier it had at the bottom.
A propaganda poster in a painterly style. At the top there is a Nazi soldier in a faded grey with his hands raised at the point of a bayonet. Above him it says "We beat 'em before.." Below him in darker grey is an ICE agent in the same posture, with a hand pushing back at him, its palm out in a "stop" gesture. Below it says "We'll beat 'em again!"
December 18, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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poniewozik.bsky.social
Truth Social Parent to Merge With Nuclear Fusion Firm in $6 Billion Deal International brotherhood of jazz dancers, pastry chefs, and nuclear technicians logo
December 18, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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gebbigibson.bsky.social
Schleswig-Holsteins Ministerpräsident Daniel Günther fordert eine Klarnamenpflicht für Social Media. Starke Worte für jemanden, der der Öffentlichkeit bisher nie seinen Nachnamen verraten hat.
December 18, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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hsvbaka.bsky.social
Manchmal auch ganz geil HSV Fan zu sein
December 7, 2025 at 6:51 PM
maalb.bsky.social
Kurz überlegen, ob ich wirklich alle Bräma in meinem Telefonbuch schon angeschrieben habe.
December 7, 2025 at 4:50 PM
maalb.bsky.social
Aus unerfindlichen Gründen musste ich heute an Timothee Atouba denken. Hach. youtu.be/jH231Qqpsn4
Atouba fooling Bayern Munich
YouTube video by buuloge
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November 29, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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chriswarcraft.bsky.social
“We must always take sides. Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim. Silence encourages the tormentor, never the tormented. Sometimes we must interfere.”

-Elie Wiesel, an actual Nobel Peace Prize winner
edoornek.bsky.social Arctic Giantess @edoornek.bsky.social · Sep 29
I think I often get maddest when people say "oh I'd be sympathetic to (x) cause, if they'd just follow the rules" or "they're not doing themselves any favors acting that way".

Using hall monitor nerd shit to avoid taking a stance is functionally the same as taking the other side.
September 29, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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mehdirhasan.bsky.social
Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.
September 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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seanhowe.bsky.social
September 18, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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uncleduke1969.bsky.social
Clearly, things had not worked out the way that Ronald had hoped.
A squirrel is trapped in a tall cylindrical bird feeder.
September 11, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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jacobtlevy.bsky.social
The fact that the thing we're calling artificial intelligence *can't do math* and yet we're jamming it into programs that successfully *have done math* for decades, then warning people against using the AI to do math, seems like an excellent summary of where we are.
ketanjoshi.co Ketan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · Aug 19
Good thing no one uses Microsoft Excel for anything related to legal, regulatory or compliance business functions

www.theverge.com/news/761338/...
Microsoft Excel adds Copilot Al to help ... theverge.com The Verget-4.1-mini Al model | 5 successor to the LABS.GENERATIVEAI function Microsoft started experimenting with in 2023. Microsoft notes that you can combine its new Al function with other Excel functions, including IF, SWITCH, LAMBDA, or WRAPROWS. The company adds that information sent through Excel's COPILOT function is "never" used for AI training, as "the input remains confidential and is used solely to generate your requested output." The COPILOT function comes with a couple of limitations, as it can't access information outside your spreadsheet, and you can only use it to calculate 100 functions every 10 minutes. Microsoft also warns against using the AI function for numerical calculations or in “high-stakes scenarios” with legal, regulatory, and compliance implications, as COPILOT "can give incorrect responses." Copy Share Select all Web search Dictionary ...
August 19, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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simongerman600.bsky.social
Germans and Scandinavias holidaying in Spain lose their mind over the late dinners. Once they experience Argentinian dinner times it’s all over for them…
June 13, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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patrickkaczmarczyk.bsky.social
Dobrindt morgen in der PK, warum die Union fest hinter Jens Spahn steht.
June 11, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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mlewandowsky.bsky.social
Friedrich Merz jetzt queere Ikone
claasgefroi.bsky.social Claas Gefroi @claasgefroi.bsky.social · Jun 7
Ich kann das alles nicht mehr.
Schlagzeile WELT: Bela Anda über Merz-Auftritt: "Als Mann sitzen Sie da nicht mit überkreuzten Beinen"
June 7, 2025 at 11:10 AM
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der-postillon.com
Tic Tac benennt sich in "Globuli gegen alles" um und erhöht Preis auf 28,99 Euro pro Box
youtu.be/p1HKbhdakzI
Tic Tac benennt sich in "Globuli gegen alles" um und erhöht Preis auf 28,99 Euro pro Box
Kluger Schachzug.📯📯📯 Kanalabo: http://www.youtube.com/user/Postillon24?sub_confirmation=1 📯📯📯Ausführliche Meldung: https://www.der-postillon.com/2021/1...
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May 9, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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brooklynspoke.bsky.social
The rats have chosen a new pope.
Steam rising from orange pipes on a Manhattan Avenue.
May 8, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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rincewind.run
new pope!

*crowd goes wild*

American pope!

*crowd boos*

woke for an American!

*crowd goes wild*

bad on protecting abusive priests!

*crowd boos*

hates JD Vance!

*crowd goes wild*
May 8, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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ablington.bsky.social
yes
March 30, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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nytopinion.nytimes.com
"Today, Germany is in urgent need of change," writes @lukashermsmeier.bsky.social. Instead it’s getting Friedrich Merz: "yesterday’s man, with yesterday’s ideas."
Opinion | Friedrich Merz, Germany’s Next Chancellor, Is Yesterday’s Man
Friedrich Merz, almost certain to be the country’s next chancellor, is yesterday’s man.
www.nytimes.com
March 4, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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bijanmoini.de
Die Macht des (Rechts-)Populismus in einem Bild.
Grafik von Infratest-Dimap Nachwahlbefragung 2025 BT-Wahl 2025: Wie beurteilen Sie die wirtschaftliche Lage? Allgemein: 16% gut, 83% schlecht Persönliche Situation: 83% gut, 16% schlecht
February 24, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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janboehm.bsky.social
Grade noch rechtzeitig vor der Bundestagswahl: das Opinion-Stück für die @nytimes.com über das Erstarken der Rechtsextremen, effektives "truth twisting" und die deutsche Geschichtsvergessenheit.
www.nytimes.com/2025/02/20/o...
Opinion | Germany’s Far-Right Comeback
Germany’s attempts to “remember away” its Nazi past has instead paved the way for an extremist resurgence.
www.nytimes.com
February 20, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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claasgefroi.bsky.social
Der einzig akzeptable Hitlergruß:
Filmstill: Indiana Jones schlägt einem Nazi ins Gesicht.
January 21, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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ingwarpero.bsky.social
5 Schlagzeilen, die man in 🇩🇪 nie lesen wird:

1.) Preisschock: D-Ticket über Nacht 9€ rauf

2.) 17 Mrd Subventionen - Zwingt der Staat uns ins Auto?

3.) Abzocke: Öffi-Einzelticket schon über 4€

4.) Über 400 Fahrradtote - wie die Behörden versagen

5.) An Kaufkraft gemessen: Sprit immer billiger
January 4, 2025 at 9:02 AM
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paulmmcooper.com
This medieval Japanese manuscript was going well, until the scribe’s cat decided it wasn’t getting enough attention.
A Japanese manuscript, with pawprints smudging the ink of the calligraphy.
January 3, 2025 at 1:47 PM