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edoornek.bsky.social
Arctic Giantess
@edoornek.bsky.social
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Arctic Giantess @edoornek.bsky.social · Sep 12
It’s good to know that if I ever suddenly and tragically become the subject of media attention, the best they will be able to glean from my online presence is “Facebook Marketplace power user” or “frequent contributor to r/succulents”
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Arctic Giantess @edoornek.bsky.social · 1h
Tearing families apart since 1961
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jeff com-BOO-ters @helldude.bsky.social · 5h
it's been shameful living in a country that does not have a Quality Ballroom
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Arctic Giantess @edoornek.bsky.social · 5h
MFs are using pics from their buddy's wedding in 2014 where they aren't even the hottest one and the resolution is so cooked it looks like a Minecraft build.
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Arctic Giantess @edoornek.bsky.social · 5h
the fact that most guys are throwing out gym/bathroom/vehicle selfies and don't have a single decently-lit, non-blurry, recent photo of themselves besides fish or hunting pics is such a non-starter. Don't get me started on the hats and glasses.
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Arctic Giantess @edoornek.bsky.social · 5h
The bar is in hell and they're still tripping over it
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Arctic Giantess @edoornek.bsky.social · 8h
Incredible. I can't help but think this may have been an AI-generated recipe--been seeing some bad ones on Facebook lately with like "grandma asked Gemini how to make x"
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Arctic Giantess @edoornek.bsky.social · 9h
Margarine Call
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Arctic Giantess @edoornek.bsky.social · 1d
Well it takes a combination of free time, disposable wealth, good politics, hubris, and charisma. I certainly don’t qualify.
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Arctic Giantess @edoornek.bsky.social · 1d
Insane crowd pleaser
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Arctic Giantess @edoornek.bsky.social · 1d
Becoming invaluable at work isn’t hard, you just have to become the master of printers and copiers. Everyone hates dealing with that shit, and it’s incredibly easy to learn on YT.

Waste toner? I don’t know her 💅🏽
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Arctic Giantess @edoornek.bsky.social · 1d
11. No Nazis
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Kelcie Moseley-Morris @kelciemmorris.bsky.social · 1d
Local legislator displays the importance of kerning
Fighter jets against the backdrop of a sky with the Idaho state flag and a quote that should say “everyone is an ally until they aren’t” but the spacing makes it look like it says “everyone is anally until they aren’t”
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Arctic Giantess @edoornek.bsky.social · 1d
Just saw the coverup tat and.....yeesh
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Arctic Giantess @edoornek.bsky.social · 1d
Also annoying bc it was invented by a podcaster
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Arctic Giantess @edoornek.bsky.social · 1d
The new pasta invented by a podcaster, simply for being annoying www.sfoglini.com/products/spo...
Cascatelli by Sporkful - 6 Pack
Experience pasta in a new way with Cascatelli, an original pasta shape created by James Beard Award-winner and food podcast host Dan Pashman.
www.sfoglini.com
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Arctic Giantess @edoornek.bsky.social · 1d
It’s becoming a goated pasta salad component in my kitchen
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Arctic Giantess @edoornek.bsky.social · 1d
But if you overcook it, the bowtie pinch gives out. There’s a very small window of viability
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Arctic Giantess @edoornek.bsky.social · 1d
And when slightly overcooked, the pinch of the bowtie gives out and it becomes a floppy-ass rectangle
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Arctic Giantess @edoornek.bsky.social · 7d
The only 2 options in America 2025
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old uncle BATface @catfacejoe.bsky.social · Feb 8
your tweets: dirty, touched by everyone, "viral"

my tweets: zero interactions, flawless, like a secret waterfall in a pristine forest
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Arctic Giantess @edoornek.bsky.social · 1d
There’s also an extended Ray Liotta bit that I’m sure had the children in stitches
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Arctic Giantess @edoornek.bsky.social · 1d
Harlem Bonetrotters
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Arctic Giantess @edoornek.bsky.social · 1d
TIL that Sting is in Bee Movie
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Arctic Giantess @edoornek.bsky.social · 2d
An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge by Ambrose Bierce
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Standplaats Kraków @standplaatskrk.pl · Jul 26
big honkin caboose (@itsbighonkin) on twitter: "telling you to put a towel down so I don't ruin your sheets and then crawling into bed with a piping hot bowl of french onion soup"
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