Arctic Giantess
@edoornek.bsky.social
Selectively serving cunt
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Arctic Giantess
@edoornek.bsky.social
· Sep 12
It’s good to know that if I ever suddenly and tragically become the subject of media attention, the best they will be able to glean from my online presence is “Facebook Marketplace power user” or “frequent contributor to r/succulents”
Would you look at this absolute icon?
December 12, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Would you look at this absolute icon?
God, I just want what he has
December 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
God, I just want what he has
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'Let it Snow' with all the positive lines removed
December 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
'Let it Snow' with all the positive lines removed
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Local restaurant listing this menu item as "girl dinner" speaks to me in the craziest way
December 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Local restaurant listing this menu item as "girl dinner" speaks to me in the craziest way
Anticipating the massive temperature drop so I can once again order irresponsible amounts of Indian food
a black and white cartoon of a man holding a sign that says ' sickos ' .
ALT: a black and white cartoon of a man holding a sign that says ' sickos ' .
media.tenor.com
December 11, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Anticipating the massive temperature drop so I can once again order irresponsible amounts of Indian food
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Free days are changing for national parks, the U.S. National Park Service announced. The newest line-up includes Trump’s birthday, June 14, which is also Flag Day. By @darrellehrlick.bsky.social: dailymontanan.com/2025/12/10/t... #mtnews #mtpol #montana
Trump administration changes 'fee-free' days for national parks • Daily Montanan
The National Park Services has announced a new fee-free day schedule and almost all of the days in 2025 were replaced in 2026.
dailymontanan.com
December 11, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Free days are changing for national parks, the U.S. National Park Service announced. The newest line-up includes Trump’s birthday, June 14, which is also Flag Day. By @darrellehrlick.bsky.social: dailymontanan.com/2025/12/10/t... #mtnews #mtpol #montana
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eye contact is the one spell i refuse to cast
December 11, 2025 at 1:53 AM
eye contact is the one spell i refuse to cast
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Hey I just mashed you
and this is gravy
and this is gravy
December 10, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Hey I just mashed you
and this is gravy
and this is gravy
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Most of the time when "woke/DEI" get thrown around they're just fig leaves for being annoyed that someone might ask you not to be racist but calling Calibri a "diversity" font is just tipping your hand to the fact that you lack the vocabulary to explain yourself
December 10, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Most of the time when "woke/DEI" get thrown around they're just fig leaves for being annoyed that someone might ask you not to be racist but calling Calibri a "diversity" font is just tipping your hand to the fact that you lack the vocabulary to explain yourself
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It is okay to smell like wet dog if you have been making friends with a wet dog.
November 23, 2025 at 1:17 AM
It is okay to smell like wet dog if you have been making friends with a wet dog.
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reminded of this classic from the GOAT @bransonreese.bsky.social
December 10, 2025 at 3:27 PM
reminded of this classic from the GOAT @bransonreese.bsky.social
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running out of time for this 😬
this is the year i'm finally gonna figure out how to eat spaghetti without getting all tangled up and scared
December 10, 2025 at 3:58 AM
running out of time for this 😬
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One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
December 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
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“Why are folks getting dumber?” Because they don’t read. “Why aren’t men as romantic & poetic as they used to be?” Because they don’t read. “Why are people so vulnerable to propaganda?” “Why is everyone a conspiracy theorist?” Because they don’t read. Because they don’t read.
December 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
“Why are folks getting dumber?” Because they don’t read. “Why aren’t men as romantic & poetic as they used to be?” Because they don’t read. “Why are people so vulnerable to propaganda?” “Why is everyone a conspiracy theorist?” Because they don’t read. Because they don’t read.
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"i dont like the cold" well the cold never thinks about you
December 9, 2025 at 2:15 AM
"i dont like the cold" well the cold never thinks about you
Happy Grinchfoot season to all who celebrate
December 9, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Happy Grinchfoot season to all who celebrate
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Me making my bed: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Me laying in it: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Me laying in it: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
December 8, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Me making my bed: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Me laying in it: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Me laying in it: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
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december is great because time stops existing and many households, including mine, become solely cheese oriented
December 8, 2025 at 1:30 AM
december is great because time stops existing and many households, including mine, become solely cheese oriented
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it is genuinely tragic to me seeing people not able to be outside and enjoy crisp cold months with snow everywhere. i get the opposite of seasonal depression this time of year
December 8, 2025 at 12:39 AM
it is genuinely tragic to me seeing people not able to be outside and enjoy crisp cold months with snow everywhere. i get the opposite of seasonal depression this time of year
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I'm starting to wonder how much "the male loneliness epidemic" is just straight and bisexual women identifying low-effort, mean, and incompetent men and choosing not to date, marry, and tolerate them anymore
December 6, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I'm starting to wonder how much "the male loneliness epidemic" is just straight and bisexual women identifying low-effort, mean, and incompetent men and choosing not to date, marry, and tolerate them anymore
2025 definitely marked the return of my “extremely vivid dying in a plane crash” dreams, if that indicates anything
December 7, 2025 at 1:43 PM
2025 definitely marked the return of my “extremely vivid dying in a plane crash” dreams, if that indicates anything
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Before I was not a witch
But now I am one.
-Margaret Atwood, "Half-Hanged Mary"
But now I am one.
-Margaret Atwood, "Half-Hanged Mary"
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 6, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Before I was not a witch
But now I am one.
-Margaret Atwood, "Half-Hanged Mary"
But now I am one.
-Margaret Atwood, "Half-Hanged Mary"
Just learning HBO did a gritty, stylized version of Fahrenheit 451 where Michael B. Jordan has smoldering bookburner sexual chemistry with a jacked Michael Shannon, and I am *living*
December 7, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Just learning HBO did a gritty, stylized version of Fahrenheit 451 where Michael B. Jordan has smoldering bookburner sexual chemistry with a jacked Michael Shannon, and I am *living*
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