Madam Sassyface
@madamissassy.bsky.social
Feral Gen Xer. Resident ghetto gremlin. Typos are my gift to the world. Welcome to the looney bin🤪
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Whispers in the Veins
Available on Amazon, Google, and Lulu.
My first book 😁
Available on Amazon, Google, and Lulu.
My first book 😁
November 4, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Whispers in the Veins
Available on Amazon, Google, and Lulu.
My first book 😁
Available on Amazon, Google, and Lulu.
My first book 😁
Purchases on Amazon at a.co/d/i5g0Adn
November 1, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Purchases on Amazon at a.co/d/i5g0Adn
Another day another buck 2.75
February 11, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Another day another buck 2.75
Omg this call needs to hurry up! I have to pee!!!🫠
February 10, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Omg this call needs to hurry up! I have to pee!!!🫠
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You’re mumbling and it’s really hard to understand you so I’m just gonna make up the words I think you’re saying
February 7, 2025 at 9:25 AM
You’re mumbling and it’s really hard to understand you so I’m just gonna make up the words I think you’re saying
I can't sleep but she can
February 6, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I can't sleep but she can
Facts
Bras in A-C Cup: "Crafted in lace by our finest silk worms"
Bras in D+ Cup: "We have refurbed these old army parachutes."
Bras in D+ Cup: "We have refurbed these old army parachutes."
January 30, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Facts
And other questions I ponder at night
if death was wearing a flotation device would it still be a life jacket
January 28, 2025 at 7:17 PM
And other questions I ponder at night
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The relentless posting will continue until I receive the level of attention I rightfully deserve.
January 25, 2025 at 2:13 PM
The relentless posting will continue until I receive the level of attention I rightfully deserve.
I have surgery tomorrow. Please send me all the good juju.
January 28, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I have surgery tomorrow. Please send me all the good juju.
I need a drink. Or several. Who's with me?
January 28, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I need a drink. Or several. Who's with me?
You know...if you call in to me and don't know your own info don't blame me for not being able to complete your application. I'm not a magician.
January 28, 2025 at 6:59 PM
You know...if you call in to me and don't know your own info don't blame me for not being able to complete your application. I'm not a magician.
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i don’t want to keep calm and carry on i want to shoot lasers out of my eyes
January 15, 2025 at 7:18 PM
i don’t want to keep calm and carry on i want to shoot lasers out of my eyes
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The feral cats have been sharpening sticks into pointy spears and marching in formation. It’s probably nothing.
January 10, 2025 at 5:42 PM
The feral cats have been sharpening sticks into pointy spears and marching in formation. It’s probably nothing.
It's almost 3am and hi can't sleep. Maybe that cup of coffee at 5pm want such a good idea....
January 11, 2025 at 7:55 AM
It's almost 3am and hi can't sleep. Maybe that cup of coffee at 5pm want such a good idea....
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I hope that both of your nostrils are never clogged at the same time
January 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I hope that both of your nostrils are never clogged at the same time
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I no longer have energy or an attention span to watch anything new. I need the audiovisual equivalent of comfort food.
January 11, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I no longer have energy or an attention span to watch anything new. I need the audiovisual equivalent of comfort food.
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Well that’s it…another year gone by and I didn’t use algebra once.
January 1, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Well that’s it…another year gone by and I didn’t use algebra once.
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I wish I loved anything as much as Boomers love their fine china.
January 11, 2025 at 6:57 AM
I wish I loved anything as much as Boomers love their fine china.