serendipity jones
@magnifika.bsky.social
the continuing story of a very decrepit spinster & one medium-sized human.
there is also a cat.
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🏳️🌈 she/they 📌erie, pennsylvania
profile: Jean Smart as Floyd Gerhardt
banner: the big dipper in the night sky behind the Allegheny Observatory
there is also a cat.
🍉 🍓 🍉
🏳️🌈 she/they 📌erie, pennsylvania
profile: Jean Smart as Floyd Gerhardt
banner: the big dipper in the night sky behind the Allegheny Observatory
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My new year's resolution this year, as every year, is to be a more available, supportive friend as well as an increasingly looming, formidable enemy.
December 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
My new year's resolution this year, as every year, is to be a more available, supportive friend as well as an increasingly looming, formidable enemy.
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Time to dim the lights on Boxing Day.
Sweet Dreams, America.
We’ll make it through.
#RadioFreeAmerica
youtu.be/vxx2i9hkHKE?...
Sweet Dreams, America.
We’ll make it through.
#RadioFreeAmerica
youtu.be/vxx2i9hkHKE?...
The Wainwrights – If We Make It Through December
YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live
youtu.be
December 27, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Time to dim the lights on Boxing Day.
Sweet Dreams, America.
We’ll make it through.
#RadioFreeAmerica
youtu.be/vxx2i9hkHKE?...
Sweet Dreams, America.
We’ll make it through.
#RadioFreeAmerica
youtu.be/vxx2i9hkHKE?...
watching Delicious in Dungeon which is pretty much like watching a Final Fantasy party who also eat the monsters they slay & this is the cooking show we all need for the apocalypse.
they would not only beat Bobby Flay...they would also eat him.
they would not only beat Bobby Flay...they would also eat him.
a cartoon character with horns and a beard is cooking food on a grill
Alt: a cartoon character with horns and a beard is cooking food on a grill
media.tenor.com
December 27, 2025 at 12:13 AM
watching Delicious in Dungeon which is pretty much like watching a Final Fantasy party who also eat the monsters they slay & this is the cooking show we all need for the apocalypse.
they would not only beat Bobby Flay...they would also eat him.
they would not only beat Bobby Flay...they would also eat him.
my neighbor's roof is glazed with ice. haven't seen that before!
December 26, 2025 at 11:21 PM
my neighbor's roof is glazed with ice. haven't seen that before!
got my parents to spend the afternoon watching Godzilla Minus One & mom cried & has so many questions about Godzilla which is very cute to me
a woman is looking out a window and says is that ... godzilla
Alt: a woman, Noriko, is looking out a window of a train. and says, "is that...Godzilla?" we can see the reflection of Godzilla in the window. so yes...that is Godzilla, Noriko.
media.tenor.com
December 26, 2025 at 2:30 AM
got my parents to spend the afternoon watching Godzilla Minus One & mom cried & has so many questions about Godzilla which is very cute to me
Louis Armstrong has read to us A Visit From Saint Nicholas & now this kid needs to go dream of sugar plums or something 🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🛷
December 25, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Louis Armstrong has read to us A Visit From Saint Nicholas & now this kid needs to go dream of sugar plums or something 🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🛷
LIHEAP grant for which I applied in September came in. thanks, Baby Santa Jesus Krampus
December 24, 2025 at 9:38 PM
LIHEAP grant for which I applied in September came in. thanks, Baby Santa Jesus Krampus
mom went to a party & was decidedly *not wearing* overalls.
December 24, 2025 at 4:07 AM
mom went to a party & was decidedly *not wearing* overalls.
going to a dip party tonight. bringing my dip in a box & so is my friend Grady. I just finished building my box on a utility belt. we are idiots but we go hard (ha) 🎁
two men in suits are holding presents in their hands .
Alt: Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake in suits, wearing gaudy gold chains and sunglasses holding boxes with their...dips in them.
media.tenor.com
December 23, 2025 at 6:44 PM
going to a dip party tonight. bringing my dip in a box & so is my friend Grady. I just finished building my box on a utility belt. we are idiots but we go hard (ha) 🎁
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If you begin Star Trek: Voyager episode Spirit Folk at exactly 11:49:35 on New Year's Eve, Ensign Harry Kim will kiss a cow as the clock strikes midnight. Join in a very dumb annual tradition and start 2026 off on the right hoof.
December 23, 2025 at 12:58 AM
If you begin Star Trek: Voyager episode Spirit Folk at exactly 11:49:35 on New Year's Eve, Ensign Harry Kim will kiss a cow as the clock strikes midnight. Join in a very dumb annual tradition and start 2026 off on the right hoof.
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I like that mistletoe increases the odds of being kissed. More plants should offer temporary environmental status. Brawling under lingonberries. The soft yearning of a love that dare not speak its name beneath the nightshade.
December 22, 2025 at 10:01 AM
I like that mistletoe increases the odds of being kissed. More plants should offer temporary environmental status. Brawling under lingonberries. The soft yearning of a love that dare not speak its name beneath the nightshade.
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If you are in line for sacrifice to the winter solstice, stay in line!
December 21, 2025 at 7:48 PM
If you are in line for sacrifice to the winter solstice, stay in line!
draft kings ads trying to hook me with my name as a special code word only they aren't even spelling it correctly is peak trash.. no kings, draft or otherwise
December 21, 2025 at 7:54 PM
draft kings ads trying to hook me with my name as a special code word only they aren't even spelling it correctly is peak trash.. no kings, draft or otherwise
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Whenever my postman delivers a package he says "My quest has finally come to an end" and I reply "And so the deed is done" and then we both grip each other by the shoulders and weep together with cathartic joy
December 21, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Whenever my postman delivers a package he says "My quest has finally come to an end" and I reply "And so the deed is done" and then we both grip each other by the shoulders and weep together with cathartic joy
my folks (Jehovah's Witnesses) & possibly my sister (from whom I've been estranged for over 2 years) are coming to Erie for dinner at our home Thursday. seems like a good time for Dar Williams to enter the chat. 🎄
The Christians and the Pagans
YouTube video by Dar Williams - Topic
music.youtube.com
December 21, 2025 at 7:31 PM
my folks (Jehovah's Witnesses) & possibly my sister (from whom I've been estranged for over 2 years) are coming to Erie for dinner at our home Thursday. seems like a good time for Dar Williams to enter the chat. 🎄
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Upon my sickle
I catch the sun
And by my power
I cast it on
Across the sky
The light to bring
To rouse the gods
To send the spring
#WinterSolstice #Solstice #Midwinter #PlaymobilInfestation
I catch the sun
And by my power
I cast it on
Across the sky
The light to bring
To rouse the gods
To send the spring
#WinterSolstice #Solstice #Midwinter #PlaymobilInfestation
December 21, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Upon my sickle
I catch the sun
And by my power
I cast it on
Across the sky
The light to bring
To rouse the gods
To send the spring
#WinterSolstice #Solstice #Midwinter #PlaymobilInfestation
I catch the sun
And by my power
I cast it on
Across the sky
The light to bring
To rouse the gods
To send the spring
#WinterSolstice #Solstice #Midwinter #PlaymobilInfestation
one of my bffs, Merle Rogers, is operations mgr for Pittsburgh GoatScape & they really need help with winter costs for the goats. if you can give, please consider the goats who eat all that knotweed taking over the city & if you have a real 🎄, maybe you could feed it to the goats when you're done? 🐐
Without public support, Allegheny GoatScape faces a cold winter
Allegheny GoatScape is hoping locals will step in this holiday season to help bridge the gap to another busy summer of tackling overgrown hillsides and riverbanks.
www.pghcitypaper.com
December 20, 2025 at 2:07 PM
one of my bffs, Merle Rogers, is operations mgr for Pittsburgh GoatScape & they really need help with winter costs for the goats. if you can give, please consider the goats who eat all that knotweed taking over the city & if you have a real 🎄, maybe you could feed it to the goats when you're done? 🐐
all these dumb name changes. nobody is calling the Kennedy Center that just like nobody is calling the Gulf of a Mexico that other thing.
December 19, 2025 at 12:42 PM
all these dumb name changes. nobody is calling the Kennedy Center that just like nobody is calling the Gulf of a Mexico that other thing.
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With all that's being destroyed and going wrong, with looming war, murders at sea, a failing economy, rising unemployment, constitutional crises, and pedophiles in leadership roles... how do people still find the time to oppress trans people? FFS
December 18, 2025 at 2:35 AM
With all that's being destroyed and going wrong, with looming war, murders at sea, a failing economy, rising unemployment, constitutional crises, and pedophiles in leadership roles... how do people still find the time to oppress trans people? FFS
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Bluesky tonight is neatly divided between trans people and family members appropriately angry and freaking out and everyone else who has barely noticed.
December 18, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Bluesky tonight is neatly divided between trans people and family members appropriately angry and freaking out and everyone else who has barely noticed.
not sure how I feel about the way the skin looks yet but the stabbing ALWAYS feels right 🦕
December 17, 2025 at 4:52 PM
not sure how I feel about the way the skin looks yet but the stabbing ALWAYS feels right 🦕
our apologies that your package may arrive slightly later than anticipated; your driver spent some time petting this goat (& some very good bois. & also watching a duck.)
December 16, 2025 at 10:38 PM
our apologies that your package may arrive slightly later than anticipated; your driver spent some time petting this goat (& some very good bois. & also watching a duck.)
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The wizard is in his therapist's office. Friendly light pours in the windows through curtains.
December 15, 2025 at 12:05 PM
The wizard is in his therapist's office. Friendly light pours in the windows through curtains.