Alex I. Thymia
@maia.computer
programmer in the streets, shitposter in the sheets
queer, trans, leftist, metalcore enjoyer, tech nerd, retrocomputing enthusiast, reluctant southerner
pronouns: she/they
languages: English (native), German (okay-ish)
queer, trans, leftist, metalcore enjoyer, tech nerd, retrocomputing enthusiast, reluctant southerner
pronouns: she/they
languages: English (native), German (okay-ish)
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Alex I. Thymia
@maia.computer
· Nov 12
makowka character maker II
- for NON-COMMERCIAL USE only! you can't use it for advertising, album covers, book illustrations, business accounts etc
- you can use it as your profile picture for personal social media accounts (cr...
picrew.me
new profile pic (made with this picrew: picrew.me/en/image_mak...). with the circular frame I feel like it’s giving Daria vibes, which I suppose is not entirely inappropriate
achievement unlocked: got blocked by a dipshit who (charitably) believes that the onion's satire is a psyop to depress democratic voter engagement and turnout, or (uncharitably) doesn't understand the difference between satire and fake news
January 30, 2026 at 7:28 PM
achievement unlocked: got blocked by a dipshit who (charitably) believes that the onion's satire is a psyop to depress democratic voter engagement and turnout, or (uncharitably) doesn't understand the difference between satire and fake news
has anyone who took whatever class they teach you how to care for a kid in since like 1970 been given a bag of flour? when I was in high school around the turn of the millennium, they gave those kids dolls that cried and simulated needing food or changing, and tracked how responsive the “parent” was
Culinary Students Given Live Baby To Learn How To Care For Bag Of Flour https://theonion.com/culinary-students-given-live-baby-to-learn-how-to-care-for-bag-of-flour/
January 30, 2026 at 4:50 PM
has anyone who took whatever class they teach you how to care for a kid in since like 1970 been given a bag of flour? when I was in high school around the turn of the millennium, they gave those kids dolls that cried and simulated needing food or changing, and tracked how responsive the “parent” was
![Republicans: [screenshot of a streaming service track listing] Kill the Poor - Dead Kennedys
Democrats: [screenshot of a streaming service track listing] Kill The Poor [Clean] - Dead Kennedys](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hpsx23rutkqedzhc3x5ocw4f/bafkreigec6tcib2lafzu7xqeyjw452leryfez2xjlair4cessh6heexjmi@jpeg)
*wednesday addams voice* are they made from real selena gomez
January 30, 2026 at 7:09 AM
*wednesday addams voice* are they made from real selena gomez
because the USB-C connector supports multiple protocols besides simply USB (like displayport, thunderbolt, etc.), I conclude that the "C" in "USB-C" stands for "cloaca"
January 27, 2026 at 1:41 PM
because the USB-C connector supports multiple protocols besides simply USB (like displayport, thunderbolt, etc.), I conclude that the "C" in "USB-C" stands for "cloaca"
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*Aqualung riff*
November 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
*Aqualung riff*
dieses lied kickt heutzutage ganz anders (schlimmer)
Rammstein - Amerika (Official 4K Video)
YouTube video by Rammstein Official
www.youtube.com
January 21, 2026 at 1:20 AM
dieses lied kickt heutzutage ganz anders (schlimmer)
hot take: alt text on images (especially screenshots of text) is good but unless you are a brand or a public figure or someone who has, or is actively trying to cultivate, a capital-A Audience, you should never feel *obligated* to add it
January 20, 2026 at 3:29 PM
hot take: alt text on images (especially screenshots of text) is good but unless you are a brand or a public figure or someone who has, or is actively trying to cultivate, a capital-A Audience, you should never feel *obligated* to add it
the world is on fire but I managed to make myself clean up my bedroom enough that I don’t have to take comically large steps over piles of junk to get from the door to the bed anymore, so I got that goin’ for me, which is nice
January 19, 2026 at 8:49 PM
the world is on fire but I managed to make myself clean up my bedroom enough that I don’t have to take comically large steps over piles of junk to get from the door to the bed anymore, so I got that goin’ for me, which is nice
I irrationally, vehemently despise the word “meeple”
January 19, 2026 at 8:44 PM
I irrationally, vehemently despise the word “meeple”
I’m bringing back interrupts and mana burn, you can thank me later
Deleting the Magic: the Gathering Comprehensive Rules is a pretty ham-fisted way to implement the Commander hybrid rule change by just not having any rules at all.
January 18, 2026 at 9:29 PM
I’m bringing back interrupts and mana burn, you can thank me later
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repost if you’re older than this calendar that’s been barely hanging on in grandma’s house since september 1996
January 17, 2026 at 12:05 AM
repost if you’re older than this calendar that’s been barely hanging on in grandma’s house since september 1996
if @legaleagle.tv doesn't already have a german-speaking, hedgehog-themed counterpart who calls himself "LegalIgel", he totally should
January 17, 2026 at 2:38 PM
if @legaleagle.tv doesn't already have a german-speaking, hedgehog-themed counterpart who calls himself "LegalIgel", he totally should
seeing that thing about Trump and Bari Weiss (you’ve probably seen it too) makes me think about all the reports of Trump’s stench lately and as much as I want to believe, I have to think we’d have seen someone on live TV by now catching a whiff of it and not being able to keep from making a face
January 16, 2026 at 4:58 PM
seeing that thing about Trump and Bari Weiss (you’ve probably seen it too) makes me think about all the reports of Trump’s stench lately and as much as I want to believe, I have to think we’d have seen someone on live TV by now catching a whiff of it and not being able to keep from making a face
I just learned that hootie and the blowfish put out a new album in 2019. imagine falling into a coma in 1994 when cracked rear view came out, waking up 25 years later trying to figure out how long it’s been, and someone tells you hootie and the blowfish has a new album. you’d think it was still 1994
January 16, 2026 at 6:50 AM
I just learned that hootie and the blowfish put out a new album in 2019. imagine falling into a coma in 1994 when cracked rear view came out, waking up 25 years later trying to figure out how long it’s been, and someone tells you hootie and the blowfish has a new album. you’d think it was still 1994
honestly it's hard for me to get upset about this when they would have just taken it by force anyway and probably worsened the experience for everyone else by hammering it with scrapers in the process
January 15, 2026 at 4:11 PM
honestly it's hard for me to get upset about this when they would have just taken it by force anyway and probably worsened the experience for everyone else by hammering it with scrapers in the process
someday when we’re well clear of the present moment in United States politics, I really hope that Schumer and Jeffries—for that matter, really any Democrat who thinks that ICE can be redeemed—are remembered as fondly as Vidkun Quisling
January 15, 2026 at 2:09 PM
someday when we’re well clear of the present moment in United States politics, I really hope that Schumer and Jeffries—for that matter, really any Democrat who thinks that ICE can be redeemed—are remembered as fondly as Vidkun Quisling
🎶 from the back to the middle and around again
🎶 I’m gonna be there till the end
🎶 I’m gonna be there till the end
January 13, 2026 at 5:04 PM
🎶 from the back to the middle and around again
🎶 I’m gonna be there till the end
🎶 I’m gonna be there till the end
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NO DRAB GAB TUESDAY
October 7, 2025 at 12:19 PM
NO DRAB GAB TUESDAY
due to recent developments, this may be changing from "despite everything, it's still wancil" (resigned affect) to "despite everything, it's still wancil" (positive affect)
despite everything, it's still wancil
(that phrase pops into my head every time I see one of his posts. I have to spread the curse)
(that phrase pops into my head every time I see one of his posts. I have to spread the curse)
this man thinks i have far, far more power than i do and it's becoming weird atp
January 13, 2026 at 3:48 PM
due to recent developments, this may be changing from "despite everything, it's still wancil" (resigned affect) to "despite everything, it's still wancil" (positive affect)
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every day we wake up wanting no worries be happy, and every day we get no happy be worries
December 15, 2025 at 9:36 PM
every day we wake up wanting no worries be happy, and every day we get no happy be worries
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No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive.
October 20, 2025 at 5:56 PM
No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive.
it’s alternate 2026 and President Harris’s administration is “following the law” with regard to trans people: gender-affirming care for minors and trans participation in sports remain illegal in half the country; some red states are still making noise about banning gender-affirming care for adults
It’s alternate universe 2026 and Kamala Harris is president and Tim Walz is vice president.
The only times you looked at your phone today was for checking sports scores and looking up recipes.
Your blood pressure is normal. You don’t have a headache. Your only sigh for the day was in pleasure.
The only times you looked at your phone today was for checking sports scores and looking up recipes.
Your blood pressure is normal. You don’t have a headache. Your only sigh for the day was in pleasure.
January 12, 2026 at 12:34 PM
it’s alternate 2026 and President Harris’s administration is “following the law” with regard to trans people: gender-affirming care for minors and trans participation in sports remain illegal in half the country; some red states are still making noise about banning gender-affirming care for adults
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The post-apocalypse trogoldyte survivors of ARC Raiders have a fast, efficient public transit system that has a train at Robot Hell Station every five minutes meanwhile I have to drive a car.
January 11, 2026 at 4:53 PM
The post-apocalypse trogoldyte survivors of ARC Raiders have a fast, efficient public transit system that has a train at Robot Hell Station every five minutes meanwhile I have to drive a car.
I’m 42 and I also have an iron deficiency tyvm
you’re not ‘eepy’ you are 34 years old with a b12 deficiency
January 8, 2026 at 2:28 PM
I’m 42 and I also have an iron deficiency tyvm