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Racoontouille
@mako60.bsky.social
Serial lurker. Occasionally whispering into the void.
This looks insane but I'm a civil engineer that designs wastewater infrastructure and everything on this car is 100% true. Flushable wipes have caused utilities everywhere to pay engineers unbelievable amounts of money just to make their sewers work like they did in the 90s.
Anyways, my ride is here
January 10, 2026 at 5:46 PM
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AOC: “I understand that VP Vance believes shooting a young mother of three in the face three times is an acceptable America that he wants to live in, & I do not — That is a fundamental difference between VP Vance & I — I do not believe the American people should be assassinated in the street”
January 9, 2026 at 6:30 PM
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January 8, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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finally we can return to tradition
January 8, 2026 at 2:03 PM
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We've removed the paywall from this guide so everyone can access it. 👇 Stay safe.
Just days into 2026, the killing of 37-year-old Renee Nicole Good by a federal immigration officer in Minneapolis, Minnesota, has sparked protests around the US.

If you’re planning to protest, here’s how to safeguard your digital security.
How to Protest Safely in the Age of Surveillance
Law enforcement has more tools than ever to track your movements and access your communications. Here’s how to protect your privacy if you plan to protest.
www.wired.com
January 8, 2026 at 6:35 PM
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NEW: Second video shows ICE shooting in Minneapolis. A woman, a U.S. citizen, was killed
January 7, 2026 at 6:19 PM
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amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders
January 5, 2026 at 6:50 AM
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This is why liberal democracies must aggressively dismantle illiberal political movements.

To paraphrase the old aphorism "You can sometimes vote your way into authoritarianism, but you always have to shoot your way out."
January 5, 2026 at 5:12 AM
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Delcy Rodriguez impressed Trump by showing she would be an effective governor-general of the Orinoco Free State.
January 4, 2026 at 4:02 PM
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Their messaging is so fucking incoherent. Maduro was an illegitimate leader who lost in 2024, which is why we're replacing him with his VP instead of the person who won in 2024. We did this to stop fentanyl, which is why he's indicted for cocaine.

We're also occupying Venezuela via Zoom call.
January 3, 2026 at 9:18 PM
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth overseeing the illegal detention of a foreign head of state next to a comically huge emoji on X, the everything app.
January 3, 2026 at 7:19 PM
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January 3, 2026 at 6:48 PM
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The Venezuelans will greet us as liberators.
January 3, 2026 at 7:04 PM
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The Russian telegram channels are claiming the US bombed Chavez’ mausoleum, which sounds so petty I would typically dismiss it as propaganda but with this admin sounds like something they would do
January 3, 2026 at 8:19 AM
Chinooks over Caracas. If we're not putting boots on the ground then whey are they there?

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January 3, 2026 at 8:22 AM
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If, being incredibly charitable, you didn’t intend to make a CSAM robot, not immediately turning off the CSAM robot when you find out you accidentally made a CSAM robot should still get you put in the magnetic boots prison from Face/Off
January 2, 2026 at 11:20 PM
From the bottom of my heart, Feliz Ano Nuevo everyone.
REMEMBER

Feliz Año Nuevo = Happy New Year

Feliz Ano Nuevo = Happy New Butthole
January 1, 2026 at 6:16 AM
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A CHEEZ-IT DRAGON
December 31, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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THE DAY CARES ARE LOCKED BECAUSE YOU MADE A GENERATION-LONG EFFORT TO MAKE IT AS EASY AS POSSIBLE TO KILL THE CHILDREN INSIDE THEM YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING GHOULS
these fucking people. they pass laws to make sure every person with a screw loose who wants an Armalite can show up to the day care armed & ready to kill, then complain that the day cares are locked to protect the children inside
CNN: “Surely you don’t think a daycare should be unlocked.”

SHIRLEY: “There should be a reception area.”

CNN: “No, every day care is locked.”

SHIRLEY: “Fair point.” 🤔

He shows up to a day care with masked men and wonders why they don’t let him in.
December 31, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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The US will no longer be considered a country that has eliminated measles—just about the most infectious disease we know of & extremely dangerous—in about twenty days because measles transmission has been sustained in the United States "SINCE AROUND JAN. 20."

www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...
December 31, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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In just one year, the PLN commissioned new vessels with approximately half the number of VLS cells fielded by the entire U.S. 7th Fleet.
December 30, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM