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Instead of renting a hotel room for 2 hours I hear amorous couples are booking tickets to see MELANIA for complete privacy
January 29, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Instead of renting a hotel room for 2 hours I hear amorous couples are booking tickets to see MELANIA for complete privacy
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they've got Raffi calling for regime change. something has shifted.
January 9, 2026 at 6:07 PM
they've got Raffi calling for regime change. something has shifted.
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If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
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Now, what you hear is not a test, I'm rapping to the beat
And me, the groove, and my friends are gonna try to move your feet
You see, I am Pontifex and I'd like to say hello
And me, the groove, and my friends are gonna try to move your feet
You see, I am Pontifex and I'd like to say hello
November 23, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Now, what you hear is not a test, I'm rapping to the beat
And me, the groove, and my friends are gonna try to move your feet
You see, I am Pontifex and I'd like to say hello
And me, the groove, and my friends are gonna try to move your feet
You see, I am Pontifex and I'd like to say hello
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Hold up so now Take and Bake Pizza is trying to claim there's an implied middle step where I pay? That's not what the sign says!
October 29, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Hold up so now Take and Bake Pizza is trying to claim there's an implied middle step where I pay? That's not what the sign says!
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Donald Trump is way less popular than he wants you to believe.
And you are significantly more powerful than he wants you to think.
And you are significantly more powerful than he wants you to think.
September 20, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Donald Trump is way less popular than he wants you to believe.
And you are significantly more powerful than he wants you to think.
And you are significantly more powerful than he wants you to think.
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I’m just glad Don Rickles and Rodney Dangerfield weren’t around during this Trump admin because they would have definitely been in a federal prison by now.
September 18, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I’m just glad Don Rickles and Rodney Dangerfield weren’t around during this Trump admin because they would have definitely been in a federal prison by now.
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This is a massive, history making abuse of your power. It will define your legacy and one day you will come to regret punishing free speech and trying to destroy democracy.
September 18, 2025 at 12:53 AM
This is a massive, history making abuse of your power. It will define your legacy and one day you will come to regret punishing free speech and trying to destroy democracy.
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The problem with allowing guns everywhere is that no one is safe anywhere.
September 10, 2025 at 8:24 PM
The problem with allowing guns everywhere is that no one is safe anywhere.
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one for sorrow
two for joy
three for a girl
four for a boy
five for silver
six for actually that's a lot of magpies
seven for oh no they are massing
eight for oh my god they're going to attack
nine for run, run away now
ten for magpies Magpies MAGPIES
two for joy
three for a girl
four for a boy
five for silver
six for actually that's a lot of magpies
seven for oh no they are massing
eight for oh my god they're going to attack
nine for run, run away now
ten for magpies Magpies MAGPIES
September 10, 2025 at 11:23 AM
one for sorrow
two for joy
three for a girl
four for a boy
five for silver
six for actually that's a lot of magpies
seven for oh no they are massing
eight for oh my god they're going to attack
nine for run, run away now
ten for magpies Magpies MAGPIES
two for joy
three for a girl
four for a boy
five for silver
six for actually that's a lot of magpies
seven for oh no they are massing
eight for oh my god they're going to attack
nine for run, run away now
ten for magpies Magpies MAGPIES
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The stars have aligned for this one
August 30, 2025 at 10:50 AM
The stars have aligned for this one
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1966 Batman was the best Batman.
what would you argue against a circle of 20 people, if you were forced to
July 22, 2025 at 9:58 PM
1966 Batman was the best Batman.
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I mean fine but if Mamdani was Spider-Man the editor of the big local paper would have a completely over-the-top and underexplained vendetta against him
This is like how New York treats Spider-man in the comic books
July 8, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I mean fine but if Mamdani was Spider-Man the editor of the big local paper would have a completely over-the-top and underexplained vendetta against him
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Remember: birdwatching goes both ways
Photos of a tufted titmouse looking into someone's camera lense.
#birds #memes #humor #birdMeme ##TuftedTitmouse #funny #BirdWatching
Remember: birdwatching goes both ways
Photos of a tufted titmouse looking into someone's camera lense.
#birds #memes #humor #birdMeme ##TuftedTitmouse #funny #BirdWatching
July 7, 2025 at 7:18 PM
🤣🤣🤣
Remember: birdwatching goes both ways
Photos of a tufted titmouse looking into someone's camera lense.
#birds #memes #humor #birdMeme ##TuftedTitmouse #funny #BirdWatching
Remember: birdwatching goes both ways
Photos of a tufted titmouse looking into someone's camera lense.
#birds #memes #humor #birdMeme ##TuftedTitmouse #funny #BirdWatching
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Instead of publicly chastising people who now regret voting for Trump, give them a hug. When you're in nice and close whisper "Nice job, fuckface" in their ear.
March 6, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Instead of publicly chastising people who now regret voting for Trump, give them a hug. When you're in nice and close whisper "Nice job, fuckface" in their ear.
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Angel of the Lord: He is not here, He is risen, just as He said.
Come and see the place where He lay. And go quickly, and tell his disciples that he is risen from the dead.
Alito: Okay, first of all, this violates ALL sorts of rules
Thomas: This was a LAWFUL execution, who is God to interfere
Come and see the place where He lay. And go quickly, and tell his disciples that he is risen from the dead.
Alito: Okay, first of all, this violates ALL sorts of rules
Thomas: This was a LAWFUL execution, who is God to interfere
April 20, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Angel of the Lord: He is not here, He is risen, just as He said.
Come and see the place where He lay. And go quickly, and tell his disciples that he is risen from the dead.
Alito: Okay, first of all, this violates ALL sorts of rules
Thomas: This was a LAWFUL execution, who is God to interfere
Come and see the place where He lay. And go quickly, and tell his disciples that he is risen from the dead.
Alito: Okay, first of all, this violates ALL sorts of rules
Thomas: This was a LAWFUL execution, who is God to interfere
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Very few us can be Victor Laszlo, some can be Rick. Most of us are Renault. That is good enough in the end.
February 23, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Very few us can be Victor Laszlo, some can be Rick. Most of us are Renault. That is good enough in the end.
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Ok if you’re gonna make it make one where they open a dinosaur park and it goes fine. Everybody has a nice day! Directed by Wes Anderson. The Dinosaurs have little hats
They’re still making Jurassic Park movies???? Knock it off???
February 6, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Ok if you’re gonna make it make one where they open a dinosaur park and it goes fine. Everybody has a nice day! Directed by Wes Anderson. The Dinosaurs have little hats
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if a major politician held an emergency rally about the current ongoing coup by the richest man in the world, I think people would go to it. Shit is well and truly fucked. I can think of a couple of people who should do that right now.
January 31, 2025 at 11:00 PM
if a major politician held an emergency rally about the current ongoing coup by the richest man in the world, I think people would go to it. Shit is well and truly fucked. I can think of a couple of people who should do that right now.
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Spotted in the missed connections section of the local Little Village magazine.
October 5, 2024 at 2:48 PM
Spotted in the missed connections section of the local Little Village magazine.
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“The Democrats didn’t do enough on Gaza, so I withheld my vote to make a statement.”
“Well, Trump won and now he’s gonna destroy Gaza.”
“Yep. We’re paying the price for the Democrats’ incompetence.”
“‘We?’ The Gazans are paying the price, not us”
Pause.
“I needed to make a statement.”
“Well, Trump won and now he’s gonna destroy Gaza.”
“Yep. We’re paying the price for the Democrats’ incompetence.”
“‘We?’ The Gazans are paying the price, not us”
Pause.
“I needed to make a statement.”
January 26, 2025 at 4:18 PM
“The Democrats didn’t do enough on Gaza, so I withheld my vote to make a statement.”
“Well, Trump won and now he’s gonna destroy Gaza.”
“Yep. We’re paying the price for the Democrats’ incompetence.”
“‘We?’ The Gazans are paying the price, not us”
Pause.
“I needed to make a statement.”
“Well, Trump won and now he’s gonna destroy Gaza.”
“Yep. We’re paying the price for the Democrats’ incompetence.”
“‘We?’ The Gazans are paying the price, not us”
Pause.
“I needed to make a statement.”