amanda
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they hated jesus too or whatever
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Had a bagel this morning
November 18, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Had a bagel this morning
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Hello Keith this is your agent I’m advising you to keep posting
Btw about this from Lizza's reply: Olivia and I lived together for 4+ years (4 b'days, 4 Xmases, 4 anniversaries). That's like $1250 of jewelry per celebration. And her apartment was a writing studio. And I made an f-ton then. What was I supposed to do? Get her a lot of Gift Certificates from Kmart?
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Hello Keith this is your agent I’m advising you to keep posting
I simply refuse to believe she’s 32. That is the cosmetic work of a much older woman pretending to be 32.
All things considered, I think it’s fair to say Olivia Nuzzi probably had the weirdest 28th birthday of all time
November 18, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I simply refuse to believe she’s 32. That is the cosmetic work of a much older woman pretending to be 32.
My work systems are still functioning
November 18, 2025 at 2:07 PM
My work systems are still functioning
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🎶 old mcdonald replaced his farm with an energy intensive data center, a i a i o 🎶
November 17, 2025 at 9:16 PM
🎶 old mcdonald replaced his farm with an energy intensive data center, a i a i o 🎶
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live action moana is reaching levels of pointlessness and disrespect for animation as a medium that i should be, but am not, shocked that disney is capable of
November 17, 2025 at 5:11 PM
live action moana is reaching levels of pointlessness and disrespect for animation as a medium that i should be, but am not, shocked that disney is capable of
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Daily reminder that the Pedo in Chief has done everything in his power to kill the Epstein files abomination but has never denied raping little kids.
November 18, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Daily reminder that the Pedo in Chief has done everything in his power to kill the Epstein files abomination but has never denied raping little kids.
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Editors have a really hard job, and the good ones can make something unreadable readable, and the great ones can make something unreadable into something good. But they're basically invisible, until someone tries to write without one.
November 17, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Editors have a really hard job, and the good ones can make something unreadable readable, and the great ones can make something unreadable into something good. But they're basically invisible, until someone tries to write without one.
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lots of women thirst after monstrous creatures, whether it's the Ghoul from Fallout, the Beast from Beauty and the Beast, or RFK Jr.
November 18, 2025 at 4:44 AM
lots of women thirst after monstrous creatures, whether it's the Ghoul from Fallout, the Beast from Beauty and the Beast, or RFK Jr.
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Rip Oscar Wilde you would have loved Substack
to have an affair with one longshot presidential candidate twice your age that you’re profiling may be regarded as a misfortune; to have two looks like carelessness
November 18, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Rip Oscar Wilde you would have loved Substack
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Yeah yeah twitters down so I’m here again what about it
November 18, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Yeah yeah twitters down so I’m here again what about it
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future grandchild: like shit, from an ass?
me in 30 years: Swear to God. Then he demolished the White House
me in 30 years: Swear to God. Then he demolished the White House
October 20, 2025 at 9:59 PM
future grandchild: like shit, from an ass?
me in 30 years: Swear to God. Then he demolished the White House
me in 30 years: Swear to God. Then he demolished the White House
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Please Blue Jay, save us from the great Satan
October 21, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Please Blue Jay, save us from the great Satan
Teared up thinking about Hubie Halloween this morning
October 21, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Teared up thinking about Hubie Halloween this morning
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What do we all have planned for my birthday tomorrow
October 20, 2025 at 1:43 AM
What do we all have planned for my birthday tomorrow
Spent the weekend “in DC”
October 19, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Spent the weekend “in DC”
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laughing so hard at this I’m about to rupture my diaphragm why even bother redacting his name
October 17, 2025 at 3:34 PM
laughing so hard at this I’m about to rupture my diaphragm why even bother redacting his name
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Mamdani: I’m focused on affordability
Cuomo: Christopher Columbus is a personal hero
Sliwa: parade lives matter
Cuomo: Christopher Columbus is a personal hero
Sliwa: parade lives matter
saw this clip of the NYC mayor debate and i had tears in my eyes, perhaps the most insane section of any debate ever
October 17, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Mamdani: I’m focused on affordability
Cuomo: Christopher Columbus is a personal hero
Sliwa: parade lives matter
Cuomo: Christopher Columbus is a personal hero
Sliwa: parade lives matter
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This Instagram post censoring "hell" is another point for the "everyone is twelve now" theory.
October 16, 2025 at 11:00 PM
This Instagram post censoring "hell" is another point for the "everyone is twelve now" theory.
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Every photo of Newsom he looks like Nicholson trying to hide the fact he's the joker lmao
Joseph Gordon-Levitt is calling California Gov. Gavin Newsom “too scared” to sign a bill that would have put additional regulations on artificial intelligence, specifically involving children.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt Calls Out Gavin Newsom for Vetoing AI Regulation Bill: “Too Scared to Sign It”
Joseph Gordon-Levitt is calling California Gov. Gavin Newsom “too scared” to sign a bill that would have put additional regulations on artificial intelligence, specifically involving children.
bit.ly
October 17, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Every photo of Newsom he looks like Nicholson trying to hide the fact he's the joker lmao
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fuck yes i can't wait for the insanely stupid schism this is gonna cause
BREAKING: Pope Leo XIV is set to effectively disband Opus Dei in the coming weeks.
This would be the most sweeping internal reform of his pontificate — and a dramatic continuation of Pope Francis’s legacy.
This would be the most sweeping internal reform of his pontificate — and a dramatic continuation of Pope Francis’s legacy.
NEW: Pope Leo Set To Break Up Opus Dei
If Pope Leo does indeed approves a plan that effectively dissolves Opus Dei’s structure, it would be the most significant internal action of his short pontificate to date.
open.substack.com
October 17, 2025 at 1:22 AM
fuck yes i can't wait for the insanely stupid schism this is gonna cause
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