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They are canceling youth sports across the city in Minneapolis this weekend because lawless masked armed federal paramilitaries are targeting the children and families.
Minneapolis Parks and Recreation has canceled youth sports because ICE is terrorizing our community
January 16, 2026 at 6:39 PM
They are canceling youth sports across the city in Minneapolis this weekend because lawless masked armed federal paramilitaries are targeting the children and families.
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Asking an ICE agent to stand still for a moment so I can scan their QR code shoulder patch, a bitly loads and I get rickrolled, we both laugh, I say "ahhh you got me" and point my finger at him, he immediately shoots me in the head
January 16, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Asking an ICE agent to stand still for a moment so I can scan their QR code shoulder patch, a bitly loads and I get rickrolled, we both laugh, I say "ahhh you got me" and point my finger at him, he immediately shoots me in the head
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Saw a lot of headlines saying "wikipedia is embracing ai" being tossed around tabloids, and I'm pretty sure they were maliciously written to make you feel a certain way about Wikipedia. What's actually happening is that wikipedia is demanding payment for data scraping and the corpos don't like that.
Sure. AI companies have ALWAYS been training their models on Wikipedia content, which under the free and open access model is available to anyone — including AI companies. Agreements like these require AI companies to limit and offset the strain they place on Wikimedia infrastructure.
Hoping that @molly.wiki can help explain.
January 15, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Saw a lot of headlines saying "wikipedia is embracing ai" being tossed around tabloids, and I'm pretty sure they were maliciously written to make you feel a certain way about Wikipedia. What's actually happening is that wikipedia is demanding payment for data scraping and the corpos don't like that.
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"target rich" neighborhoods www.404media.co/elite-the-pa...
‘ELITE’: The Palantir App ICE Uses to Find Neighborhoods to Raid
Internal ICE material and testimony from an official obtained by 404 Media provides the clearest link yet between the technological infrastructure Palantir is building for ICE and the agency’s activit...
www.404media.co
January 16, 2026 at 6:59 PM
"target rich" neighborhoods www.404media.co/elite-the-pa...
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Jealousy is a hell of a thing
January 16, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Jealousy is a hell of a thing
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Between B*rnie, my ex-wife, the tenant from hell, and general chumpfuckery, this has been a cromulent fuckcrustable of a day. Tony Dokoupil needy Whiskey Friday
January 15, 2026 at 5:03 AM
Between B*rnie, my ex-wife, the tenant from hell, and general chumpfuckery, this has been a cromulent fuckcrustable of a day. Tony Dokoupil needy Whiskey Friday
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The most illustrative reply I’ve ever seen.
pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
January 16, 2026 at 7:19 PM
The most illustrative reply I’ve ever seen.
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obviously not helped by various sociopolitical occurrences at the moment but the january to march stretch is so bleak every year
January 16, 2026 at 2:17 PM
obviously not helped by various sociopolitical occurrences at the moment but the january to march stretch is so bleak every year
How dare Twitter be down when I’m trying to complain about my cold on my private account
January 16, 2026 at 3:50 PM
How dare Twitter be down when I’m trying to complain about my cold on my private account
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This week's episode is split pretty cleanly between the horrors in Minneapolis and the NFL playoffs. Arif is really good at talking about both, but we were right on the A Truly Sad Week In America Plus The 2005 NBA Redraftables line in this one. defector.com/what-its-lik...
What It's Like When ICE Invades Your City, With Arif Hasan | Defector
It is one of the rules of podcasting: if you can avoid it, which you generally can, you should avoid the “A Truly Sad Week In America, Plus The 2005 NBA Redraftables” trap. This trap’s extremely pithy...
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January 15, 2026 at 8:47 PM
This week's episode is split pretty cleanly between the horrors in Minneapolis and the NFL playoffs. Arif is really good at talking about both, but we were right on the A Truly Sad Week In America Plus The 2005 NBA Redraftables line in this one. defector.com/what-its-lik...
Had a bagel this morning
November 18, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Had a bagel this morning
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Hello Keith this is your agent I’m advising you to keep posting
Btw about this from Lizza's reply: Olivia and I lived together for 4+ years (4 b'days, 4 Xmases, 4 anniversaries). That's like $1250 of jewelry per celebration. And her apartment was a writing studio. And I made an f-ton then. What was I supposed to do? Get her a lot of Gift Certificates from Kmart?
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Hello Keith this is your agent I’m advising you to keep posting
I simply refuse to believe she’s 32. That is the cosmetic work of a much older woman pretending to be 32.
All things considered, I think it’s fair to say Olivia Nuzzi probably had the weirdest 28th birthday of all time
November 18, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I simply refuse to believe she’s 32. That is the cosmetic work of a much older woman pretending to be 32.
My work systems are still functioning
November 18, 2025 at 2:07 PM
My work systems are still functioning
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🎶 old mcdonald replaced his farm with an energy intensive data center, a i a i o 🎶
November 17, 2025 at 9:16 PM
🎶 old mcdonald replaced his farm with an energy intensive data center, a i a i o 🎶
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live action moana is reaching levels of pointlessness and disrespect for animation as a medium that i should be, but am not, shocked that disney is capable of
November 17, 2025 at 5:11 PM
live action moana is reaching levels of pointlessness and disrespect for animation as a medium that i should be, but am not, shocked that disney is capable of
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Daily reminder that the Pedo in Chief has done everything in his power to kill the Epstein files abomination but has never denied raping little kids.
November 18, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Daily reminder that the Pedo in Chief has done everything in his power to kill the Epstein files abomination but has never denied raping little kids.
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Editors have a really hard job, and the good ones can make something unreadable readable, and the great ones can make something unreadable into something good. But they're basically invisible, until someone tries to write without one.
November 17, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Editors have a really hard job, and the good ones can make something unreadable readable, and the great ones can make something unreadable into something good. But they're basically invisible, until someone tries to write without one.
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lots of women thirst after monstrous creatures, whether it's the Ghoul from Fallout, the Beast from Beauty and the Beast, or RFK Jr.
November 18, 2025 at 4:44 AM
lots of women thirst after monstrous creatures, whether it's the Ghoul from Fallout, the Beast from Beauty and the Beast, or RFK Jr.
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Rip Oscar Wilde you would have loved Substack
to have an affair with one longshot presidential candidate twice your age that you’re profiling may be regarded as a misfortune; to have two looks like carelessness
November 18, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Rip Oscar Wilde you would have loved Substack
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Yeah yeah twitters down so I’m here again what about it
November 18, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Yeah yeah twitters down so I’m here again what about it
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future grandchild: like shit, from an ass?
me in 30 years: Swear to God. Then he demolished the White House
me in 30 years: Swear to God. Then he demolished the White House
October 20, 2025 at 9:59 PM
future grandchild: like shit, from an ass?
me in 30 years: Swear to God. Then he demolished the White House
me in 30 years: Swear to God. Then he demolished the White House
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Please Blue Jay, save us from the great Satan
October 21, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Please Blue Jay, save us from the great Satan
Teared up thinking about Hubie Halloween this morning
October 21, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Teared up thinking about Hubie Halloween this morning