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Arriving somewhere, but not here
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the fact that years in we STILL don't have an option to not see someone's reposts is proof that bluesky doesn't have enough queer people on staff
sometimes you like an account and want to remain mutuals, but just aren't into the incredibly specific niche fetish porn they occasionally repost all day
sometimes you like an account and want to remain mutuals, but just aren't into the incredibly specific niche fetish porn they occasionally repost all day
December 14, 2025 at 6:45 PM
the fact that years in we STILL don't have an option to not see someone's reposts is proof that bluesky doesn't have enough queer people on staff
sometimes you like an account and want to remain mutuals, but just aren't into the incredibly specific niche fetish porn they occasionally repost all day
sometimes you like an account and want to remain mutuals, but just aren't into the incredibly specific niche fetish porn they occasionally repost all day
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The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing.
All from his movies.
All from his movies.
December 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing.
All from his movies.
All from his movies.
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This is what he says when doesn’t care about the people who died
December 14, 2025 at 6:49 PM
This is what he says when doesn’t care about the people who died
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FINALLY GOT IT!
I've taken well over 100,000 pelican pictures, maybe 200,000.
Over 20,000 the past month alone.
Today, I snagged "The One That Got Away"
In my infinite optimism, I give you, a very rare:
Fish success story.
🪶
I've taken well over 100,000 pelican pictures, maybe 200,000.
Over 20,000 the past month alone.
Today, I snagged "The One That Got Away"
In my infinite optimism, I give you, a very rare:
Fish success story.
🪶
December 12, 2025 at 4:47 AM
FINALLY GOT IT!
I've taken well over 100,000 pelican pictures, maybe 200,000.
Over 20,000 the past month alone.
Today, I snagged "The One That Got Away"
In my infinite optimism, I give you, a very rare:
Fish success story.
🪶
I've taken well over 100,000 pelican pictures, maybe 200,000.
Over 20,000 the past month alone.
Today, I snagged "The One That Got Away"
In my infinite optimism, I give you, a very rare:
Fish success story.
🪶
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*taps sign* www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?t...
December 11, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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the bit that never gets old
December 11, 2025 at 9:34 PM
the bit that never gets old
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The Fellowship of the Ring (2001) is now older than Ralph Bakshi’s Lord of the Rings (1978) was when Fellowship of the Ring was released.
December 11, 2025 at 4:21 PM
The Fellowship of the Ring (2001) is now older than Ralph Bakshi’s Lord of the Rings (1978) was when Fellowship of the Ring was released.
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They're playing "Baby It's Cold Outside" again and without DEI both parts are sung by hardcore alpha str8 guys 😈 #WokeIsDead
November 15, 2025 at 7:27 PM
They're playing "Baby It's Cold Outside" again and without DEI both parts are sung by hardcore alpha str8 guys 😈 #WokeIsDead
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just incredible optics here, the president yelling at you about how you should buy less and like it, three weeks before christmas, while standing in front of a bunch of stupefied moronic dipshits holding BIGGER PAYCHECKS signs
Trump: "You can give up certain products. You could give up pencils. Because under the China policy, every child can get 37 pencils. They only need 1 or 2. They don't need that many. You always need steel. You don't need 37 dolls for your daughter. 2 or 3 is nice. So we're doing things right."
December 10, 2025 at 6:13 AM
just incredible optics here, the president yelling at you about how you should buy less and like it, three weeks before christmas, while standing in front of a bunch of stupefied moronic dipshits holding BIGGER PAYCHECKS signs
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'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 8:31 AM
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
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When cartoon characters discuss numbers in base ten rather than base eight, it takes me completely out of my suspension of disbelief. Their society would not have developed that way.
December 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
When cartoon characters discuss numbers in base ten rather than base eight, it takes me completely out of my suspension of disbelief. Their society would not have developed that way.
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There is no monstrous grift Jimmy Fallon won't run cover for
December 9, 2025 at 4:21 PM
There is no monstrous grift Jimmy Fallon won't run cover for
"That is dead which can eternal lust, and after strange aeons even death may bust"
- Hentai Philips Lovecraft
- Hentai Philips Lovecraft
December 9, 2025 at 2:16 PM
"That is dead which can eternal lust, and after strange aeons even death may bust"
- Hentai Philips Lovecraft
- Hentai Philips Lovecraft
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"Ask not what your country can do for you—ask what you can do for your country.” — John F. Kennedy Jr.
“Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.” — Robert F. Kennedy Sr.
"Mommy milky." — Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
“Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.” — Robert F. Kennedy Sr.
"Mommy milky." — Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
RFK Jr: "All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is the infant formula in a mother's breast."
December 8, 2025 at 9:17 PM
"Ask not what your country can do for you—ask what you can do for your country.” — John F. Kennedy Jr.
“Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.” — Robert F. Kennedy Sr.
"Mommy milky." — Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
“Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.” — Robert F. Kennedy Sr.
"Mommy milky." — Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
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"We can't allow fact checkers into the country" is late-stage USSR shit, real end-of-empire stuff
Holy shit.
Reuters reporting that new admin instructions on visas are if you worked at a platform in trust & safety or content moderation or on fact checking or online safety at an platform you *and your loved ones* are ineligible for H-1B visa.
www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
Reuters reporting that new admin instructions on visas are if you worked at a platform in trust & safety or content moderation or on fact checking or online safety at an platform you *and your loved ones* are ineligible for H-1B visa.
www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
December 8, 2025 at 9:23 PM
"We can't allow fact checkers into the country" is late-stage USSR shit, real end-of-empire stuff
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No idea what is and isn’t beyond the pale any longer
December 8, 2025 at 9:32 PM
No idea what is and isn’t beyond the pale any longer
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Valve claim this is an absolute line. A key company policy. And immutable fact of the storefront.
Award-winning indie darling Immortality has full-frontal nudity, sex and violence. Fully explicit, while Vile was just implication.
That's not a good way to run a business, I reckon.
Award-winning indie darling Immortality has full-frontal nudity, sex and violence. Fully explicit, while Vile was just implication.
That's not a good way to run a business, I reckon.
IMMORTALITY on Steam
Marissa Marcel was a film star. She made three movies. But none of the movies were ever released. And Marissa Marcel disappeared. An interactive trilogy from Sam Barlow, creator of Her Story.
store.steampowered.com
December 3, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Valve claim this is an absolute line. A key company policy. And immutable fact of the storefront.
Award-winning indie darling Immortality has full-frontal nudity, sex and violence. Fully explicit, while Vile was just implication.
That's not a good way to run a business, I reckon.
Award-winning indie darling Immortality has full-frontal nudity, sex and violence. Fully explicit, while Vile was just implication.
That's not a good way to run a business, I reckon.
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In case you were wondering what it’s like to boot a free to play mobile game in 2025
December 8, 2025 at 3:20 PM
In case you were wondering what it’s like to boot a free to play mobile game in 2025
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