Alice Sainted Martyr of the Wet
@martyrofthewet.bsky.social
18+ MINORS DNI🔞
"Sweetest freak you'll ever meet!"™ Aspiring Witch
FRANCOPHONE 🇫🇷 Public MOMHOG
"Sweetest freak you'll ever meet!"™ Aspiring Witch
FRANCOPHONE 🇫🇷 Public MOMHOG
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Why does my milkshake look like a gore grind industrial noise album cover
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mods are asleep post regime censored content
December 23, 2025 at 1:31 AM
mods are asleep post regime censored content
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some ooold pieces from ancient ass sona days. some of @daef.bsky.social's various critters giving that creature the business as usual🐾 #pawdruggings
November 25, 2024 at 2:31 AM
some ooold pieces from ancient ass sona days. some of @daef.bsky.social's various critters giving that creature the business as usual🐾 #pawdruggings
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around red even the capy gets in trouble
feat. red who i have an uncontrollable crush on. that danger creature created by @glopossum.com #pawdruggings
feat. red who i have an uncontrollable crush on. that danger creature created by @glopossum.com #pawdruggings
November 17, 2024 at 12:04 AM
around red even the capy gets in trouble
feat. red who i have an uncontrollable crush on. that danger creature created by @glopossum.com #pawdruggings
feat. red who i have an uncontrollable crush on. that danger creature created by @glopossum.com #pawdruggings
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September 30, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Reminder that we are not a non profit. Pride Was A Riot, Sac & the Lavender Angels has no paid positions. We are volunteer ran and community supported from members like you. We are a non-police alternative and in no way support or collaborate with any law enforcement agency, anywhere.
December 23, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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/ O U KNOW WAT ALMOST @ 4.1K NOW
/ SUMTIMES EYE GET A LRG INFLUX OF NEW FOLLOWERS WHO R ALL LIKE
/ "WAT IS HAPPENING"
/ THE ANSWER
/ IS
/ WEATHER IS HAPPENING
/ U CULD FIND MORE OUT BEYE PERUSING THE WEBZONE @ weatherishappening.com
/ OR U CULD READ THIS NEWS ARTICLE:
/ SUMTIMES EYE GET A LRG INFLUX OF NEW FOLLOWERS WHO R ALL LIKE
/ "WAT IS HAPPENING"
/ THE ANSWER
/ IS
/ WEATHER IS HAPPENING
/ U CULD FIND MORE OUT BEYE PERUSING THE WEBZONE @ weatherishappening.com
/ OR U CULD READ THIS NEWS ARTICLE:
Weather Is Happening: The Boston weather service here to save us from our planet's 'death spiral'
Weather Man claims to be an 'energy being' who came to our planet to stop our planet's 'death spiral' -- aka climate change.
www.boston.com
December 21, 2025 at 11:07 PM
/ O U KNOW WAT ALMOST @ 4.1K NOW
/ SUMTIMES EYE GET A LRG INFLUX OF NEW FOLLOWERS WHO R ALL LIKE
/ "WAT IS HAPPENING"
/ THE ANSWER
/ IS
/ WEATHER IS HAPPENING
/ U CULD FIND MORE OUT BEYE PERUSING THE WEBZONE @ weatherishappening.com
/ OR U CULD READ THIS NEWS ARTICLE:
/ SUMTIMES EYE GET A LRG INFLUX OF NEW FOLLOWERS WHO R ALL LIKE
/ "WAT IS HAPPENING"
/ THE ANSWER
/ IS
/ WEATHER IS HAPPENING
/ U CULD FIND MORE OUT BEYE PERUSING THE WEBZONE @ weatherishappening.com
/ OR U CULD READ THIS NEWS ARTICLE:
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Over on tumblr someone posted this in response to the same observation.
December 22, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Over on tumblr someone posted this in response to the same observation.
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"average person knows 3 sex offenders" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person knows 0 sex offenders. Journalism Georg, who lives in cave & is pals with 10,000 sex offenders and enjoys their dinner parties and their funny anecdotes, is an outlier adn should not have been counted"
December 22, 2025 at 9:58 AM
"average person knows 3 sex offenders" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person knows 0 sex offenders. Journalism Georg, who lives in cave & is pals with 10,000 sex offenders and enjoys their dinner parties and their funny anecdotes, is an outlier adn should not have been counted"
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my name is buck and im here to respect women
December 21, 2025 at 1:34 PM
my name is buck and im here to respect women
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😍😍😍😍 I'm fucking soaked RN
December 22, 2025 at 3:17 AM
😍😍😍😍 I'm fucking soaked RN
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Click on the link to get a invisible hunk v2 stand 🤤
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December 22, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Click on the link to get a invisible hunk v2 stand 🤤
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The actor Michael Sheen used all his money to start a fake debt collecting business, buy 900 people in Wales's debt, and excused it. If Musk bought ALL $194 billion in medical debt in the U.S. and excused it in the same way, he'd still be the world's riches man by hundreds of billions of dollars.
Michael Sheen spent his own money to write off $1.3 million of neighbors’ debts | CNN
Actor Michael Sheen has bought $1.3 million of his neighbors’ debts and written them off using $129,000 of his own money.
www.cnn.com
December 21, 2025 at 3:07 PM
The actor Michael Sheen used all his money to start a fake debt collecting business, buy 900 people in Wales's debt, and excused it. If Musk bought ALL $194 billion in medical debt in the U.S. and excused it in the same way, he'd still be the world's riches man by hundreds of billions of dollars.
Goodass game right here
Sorry We're Closed is free on Epic Games Store for the next 24 hours. Another mystery freebie tomorrow buff.ly/aadJJDg
December 22, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Goodass game right here
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been on the fence about whether or not i liked this doodle enough to post
November 3, 2025 at 1:54 AM
been on the fence about whether or not i liked this doodle enough to post
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whatever stupid millennial is running the onion now should hire me. i promise i'll fuck it up but good. i'm gonna blorbofy some real fuckers and make the last guy's regrets about Diamond Joe Biden look like oppenheimer's fakeass remorse about the atom bomb
May 8, 2025 at 2:17 AM
whatever stupid millennial is running the onion now should hire me. i promise i'll fuck it up but good. i'm gonna blorbofy some real fuckers and make the last guy's regrets about Diamond Joe Biden look like oppenheimer's fakeass remorse about the atom bomb
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Also if anyone has the source of that art on the right PLEASE INFORM ME IMMEDIATELY 😵🥵💕😍
December 21, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Also if anyone has the source of that art on the right PLEASE INFORM ME IMMEDIATELY 😵🥵💕😍
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Human Domestication Guide (2021 - present)
December 21, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Human Domestication Guide (2021 - present)
Yooooo that is a hot lurk right there
December 21, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Yooooo that is a hot lurk right there
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Men in 2025
#ftm #ftmporn #transporn #transpussy #transman #transmale #transporn #boypussy #bigclit #clits #hairypussy #bush #bushsky
#ftm #ftmporn #transporn #transpussy #transman #transmale #transporn #boypussy #bigclit #clits #hairypussy #bush #bushsky
December 12, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Discworld QOTD, from Jingo
“People live for ages side by side, nodding at one another amicably on their way to work every day, and then some trivial thing would happen and someone would be having a garden fork removed from their ear.”
“People live for ages side by side, nodding at one another amicably on their way to work every day, and then some trivial thing would happen and someone would be having a garden fork removed from their ear.”
Discworld QOTD, from The Last Continent
“The wizards were civilized men of considerable education and culture. When faced with being inadvertently marooned on a desert island they understood immediately that the first thing to do was place the blame.”
“The wizards were civilized men of considerable education and culture. When faced with being inadvertently marooned on a desert island they understood immediately that the first thing to do was place the blame.”
Discworld QOTD, from Thud!
December 20, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Discworld QOTD, from Jingo
“People live for ages side by side, nodding at one another amicably on their way to work every day, and then some trivial thing would happen and someone would be having a garden fork removed from their ear.”
“People live for ages side by side, nodding at one another amicably on their way to work every day, and then some trivial thing would happen and someone would be having a garden fork removed from their ear.”
THIS IS AUNTIE SQUAD CALLING IN FOR SUPPORT, WINE MOM'S ARE TAKING HEAVY FIRE IN THE LIVE LAUGH LOVE TRENCHES.
REQUESTING AIR SUPPORT FROM GRIZZY WITH A BACKUP BUS OF MUPPETS
CODE DR TEETH AND THE ELECTRIC MAYHEM, I REPEAT CODE DR TEETH AND THE ELECTRIC MAYHEM.
REQUESTING AIR SUPPORT FROM GRIZZY WITH A BACKUP BUS OF MUPPETS
CODE DR TEETH AND THE ELECTRIC MAYHEM, I REPEAT CODE DR TEETH AND THE ELECTRIC MAYHEM.
Someone needs to start making Live Laugh Love camo patches for when civil war 2 starts and the wine moms start storming MAGA trenches.
December 19, 2025 at 4:48 AM
THIS IS AUNTIE SQUAD CALLING IN FOR SUPPORT, WINE MOM'S ARE TAKING HEAVY FIRE IN THE LIVE LAUGH LOVE TRENCHES.
REQUESTING AIR SUPPORT FROM GRIZZY WITH A BACKUP BUS OF MUPPETS
CODE DR TEETH AND THE ELECTRIC MAYHEM, I REPEAT CODE DR TEETH AND THE ELECTRIC MAYHEM.
REQUESTING AIR SUPPORT FROM GRIZZY WITH A BACKUP BUS OF MUPPETS
CODE DR TEETH AND THE ELECTRIC MAYHEM, I REPEAT CODE DR TEETH AND THE ELECTRIC MAYHEM.
Omfg yussss
Funniest way ive said someone was hot:
"If that was the six pack my dad went out to get, id understand why he never came back."
"If that was the six pack my dad went out to get, id understand why he never came back."
December 19, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Omfg yussss