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Aspiring himbo, reluctant MAMIL. Kurt Cobain truther. If I see you posting AI garbage I'll block you. He/him. 🇨🇦
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"I'm a woman" ad spot to help fix company
January 20, 2026 at 12:21 AM
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Once again, you'd be forgiven for assuming from this coverage that she killed herself. She was murdered by two fellow students at her school - people she knew in real life, not from social media.
January 19, 2026 at 7:52 PM
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whenever i see ads for online gambling i get the same feeling as when you realize all the water is slowly pulling away from the shore at the beach
January 18, 2026 at 8:07 PM
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Black folks and immigrants have long lived in a "perogative state" when it comes to law enforcement, and maybe pundits at the largest national outlets should recognize that their past support for punitive policing and immigration enforcement laid the groundwork for the current moment.
January 18, 2026 at 1:10 PM
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behold my children
#ceramics
January 17, 2026 at 11:52 PM
I've been reposting lots of cats and art that I thought was neat because I don't really know what else to do. I hope the handful of real people who accidentally followed me have been enjoying them between the badness.
January 18, 2026 at 3:54 AM
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the best window decor is a cat
January 18, 2026 at 1:20 AM
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hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca
January 17, 2026 at 6:13 PM
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Our devotion to brands and franchises — rather than to the artists who create the stories we love — has turned fandom into a seemingly inexhaustible resource to be consumed forever by a class of corporate Doomsday Machines.

I’ve decided to re-examine my attachments.
I Can Say Goodbye To Star Trek Because Star Trek Raised Me
Star Trek instilled in me many of the same values that are taught in houses of worship across the world, but in my faith, there is no God to judge or punish me—I learned how to rely on my own moral co...
aftermath.site
January 15, 2026 at 10:16 PM
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Guitar Center Institutes 72-Hour Waiting Period https://theonion.com/guitar-center-institutes-72-hour-waiting-period/
January 15, 2026 at 5:15 PM
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"You don't see the link? It's right there on the bottom of the Slack thread from yesterday about which shared drive folders link to Dropbox folders that contain all the shared PDFs."
My Comments Are in the Google Doc Linked in the Dropbox I Sent in the Slack
Our 5th most-read article of 2024. - - -Thanks for sending this along. I left my comments in the Google Doc. You don’t see my comments? You’re loo...
buff.ly
January 15, 2026 at 2:20 AM
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He needlepointed this himself. It's a needlepoint pillow of the actor Ernest Thesiger needlepoint. It took forever and is awesome.
January 14, 2026 at 11:54 PM
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The bigger thing happening over and over again is myopic dolts who think they are geniuses and who have rooked a lot of other people into thinking they're geniuses not considering the consequences of anything.
January 14, 2026 at 8:52 PM
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Happy Anniversary to all who observe. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Same-se...
January 14, 2026 at 2:16 PM
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Adventure frog is complete and ready to protect his pond 🐸🛡️
#frogart
January 13, 2026 at 5:33 PM
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zonked
January 12, 2026 at 11:28 PM
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The ethically challenged Evan Solomon and Mark Carney power dance may lead to the end of Canada

Morning File by me
The ethically challenged Evan Solomon and Mark Carney power dance may lead to the end of Canada - Halifax Examiner
Do we really think that a Canadian government that can't find the moral clarity to act against a child abuse platform will resist a multi-pronged American assault on Canadian sovereignty?
www.halifaxexaminer.ca
January 12, 2026 at 2:59 PM
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a reminder, again, that AltNPS is a grifter account run by people who have no affiliation with the National Park Service and indeed who never did have any affiliation with the National Park Service. They have no sources, they have no information, they are purely there to scam you.
"Receiving reports" my ass. AltNPS is not receiving reports of ICE raids in Saint Paul. They are seeing posts on social media like the rest of us.

I DO have loved ones in Saint Paul. ALL of my loved ones. They're terrified. Fuck you.
January 12, 2026 at 3:30 AM
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Evan Solomon, the minister responsible for AI regulation and safety in Canada, declined an interview request.
January 10, 2026 at 12:51 AM
If CSAM isn't a red line for the Liberals, do they have any red lines at all? Do they believe in anything besides their pensions?
January 12, 2026 at 3:08 PM
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www.tiktok.com/t/ZThYcyWSp/ sharing from TikTok because I found this to be motivating
January 11, 2026 at 7:27 PM
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How many of the commentators, op-ed writers, and politicians *outraged* about the SCC's decision striking down mandatory minimums in child porn laws have said anything about X, or quit X, as a result of it propagating CSAM?
January 11, 2026 at 8:24 PM
I deleted my Amazon account about a year ago, and so far I haven't missed it. I've been walking to businesses in my area a lot lately, and I find that even though it's inconvenient I value the face-to-face relationships. I also like knowing the products were curated by a human.
January 11, 2026 at 4:43 PM
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Snow Fugue
Bertram Brooker
1930
January 11, 2026 at 10:01 AM