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Lagoogoo Doll
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Proud father of seven uncle to 30. First 12 year old US Air Force pilot. Scientology journalist and expert. Former personal chef to Elvis Presley until I found out about the crimes. Was chief of staff for Dianne Fienstein in her final days
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I just want you to know who I am
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This photo is funnier than it has any business being

people.com/hairdresser-...
February 7, 2026 at 3:13 PM
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oh i had this realization once
January 7, 2026 at 2:00 PM
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Welp that's my Superbowl party prep taken care of*

*(Parody do not huff air duster)
February 7, 2026 at 2:21 PM
This is where is post from
February 7, 2026 at 1:55 PM
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Inflation has skyrocketed under Trump faster than the speed of sound.

To learn more, Google Sonic Inflation
February 7, 2026 at 1:49 PM
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this is where i’m posting from
February 7, 2026 at 1:44 PM
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"You're damn right I burned that cross"
Q: A number of Republicans are calling on you to apologize for that post. Is that something you're going to do?

Trump: No, I didn't make a mistake. It was fine. I guess it was a takeoff from The Lion King. And certainly it was a very strong post
February 7, 2026 at 2:41 AM
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February 7, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Who up overdosing on diphenhydramine
the goo goo dolls - iris / slowed
YouTube video by mystxal
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February 7, 2026 at 2:29 AM
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Hey nbc here is a free billion dollar idea: tonya harding and nancy kerrigan should commentate the skating events together
February 7, 2026 at 1:37 AM
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I just want you to know who I am
February 6, 2026 at 3:13 PM
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February 6, 2026 at 9:43 PM
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my post dunking on our creepy ass vice president is getting some traction; let’s use this as an opportunity to help meet the needs of impacted immigrant & profiled BIPOC community members to spite his ghoulish ass 🫶
ope, seems this one’s gonna get some traction — gonna plug the ongoing needs my neighbors & other comrades in minnesota as the federal occupation isn’t any less violent or present

www.standwithminnesota.com
Stand With Minnesota
Stand With Minnesota is a hub for supporting, learning, and taking action to support Minnesotans impacted by ICE and federal enforcement.
www.standwithminnesota.com
February 7, 2026 at 1:21 AM
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Logging on
February 7, 2026 at 1:25 AM
February 6, 2026 at 10:22 PM
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Cumbonara
February 6, 2026 at 10:20 PM
"why am I physically shaking" I ask as I eat only circus peanuts (the candy) all day
February 6, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Everybody gangster until
February 6, 2026 at 9:42 PM
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just watched him delete this in real time incredible work
February 6, 2026 at 9:39 PM
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🥧
February 6, 2026 at 9:32 PM
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Haha I got a fundraising text from Spaceman Kelly and then immediately after that a deal text from my weed store offering up Count Bluntula (whatever that is) for $10 and guess who got my ten bucks
February 6, 2026 at 8:54 PM
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My pitch: a Robert Pattinson/Gonzo body swap episode
Who do you want to guest host a potential revival of The Muppet Show?
Here’s Who We Want to Guest Host ‘The Muppet Show’ If It’s Revived
February 6, 2026 at 8:52 PM
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Amy Klobuchar running for Governor of Minnesota
February 6, 2026 at 8:44 PM
*famous Australian voice* labubu
February 6, 2026 at 8:43 PM