Mr Matt
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Mr Matt
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
February 16, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Day off pre-movie beers tee is one of my favourites from @threadless and is called We Have Some Work To Do Now
February 16, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Next up in the Stephen King re-read.
February 15, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Out of the house tee from @threadless is called Microwaves Are Just Too Slow
February 15, 2026 at 12:39 AM
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nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up
February 13, 2026 at 5:22 AM
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The worlds most hopeful dog

(Yes it’s closed)
February 11, 2026 at 9:06 AM
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Plans to invade Greenland have just been cancelled after this
February 9, 2026 at 6:42 AM
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If you need a little good news today, it appears that 5M of the 6M viewers of the "All-American Halftime Show" were bots, and that even Conservatives are jokingly referring to it as the "Take Your ball and Go Home Halftime Show." The viewership was 1/3 of an average Fox New Primetime show. Total 💣💣💣
February 10, 2026 at 7:56 PM
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The alternate halftime show opens up a whole world of alternate conservative shows based on grievance. Alternate Conservative Oscar ceremony where Gina Carano wins a Blippy, presented to her by rightwing rapper Stinkum Steve
February 9, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Next up in the Stephen King re-read
February 9, 2026 at 3:51 PM
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Posting a chat gpt caricature of yourself feels like flashing me the std rash you got on purpose
February 8, 2026 at 7:57 PM
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Yes!!!
February 7, 2026 at 10:25 PM
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i can't know how to hear anymore about cow tools
February 5, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Next up in the Stephen King re-read
February 7, 2026 at 8:02 PM
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Wow! What sounded like the entire AEW Dynamite audience in Las Vegas tonight chanted "Fuck ICE! Fuck ICE!" in unison before the main event
February 5, 2026 at 3:31 AM
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February 4, 2026 at 4:22 PM
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Weapons (2025, dir. Zach Cregger)
MAGA Adult Male assaults Texas High School students protesting ICE
February 3, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Next up in the Stephen King re-read
February 2, 2026 at 4:42 PM
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“Melania” is so bad they had to close the entire Kennedy Center after it premiered there.
February 2, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Out of the house tee and toque are from Skinny Puppy
February 1, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Now playing…Third Man Records Vault number 66, Billy Strings - Live In Rosemont
January 31, 2026 at 7:47 PM
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Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.
January 30, 2026 at 7:47 PM
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Elon Musk publicly slandering that cave diver as a "pedo guy" after he begged Jeffrey Epstein for island party invites is just incredible
January 30, 2026 at 11:57 PM
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The wrong people from Home Alone 2 keep dying.
January 30, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Attire for The Birthday Massacre show tonight is from the last show, which was The Tea Party
January 30, 2026 at 9:47 PM