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hi
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It’s so cool that every website is just Like This now. We used to send guys to the chair for putting pop-up ads on their sites. Now if I want to read something I have to read single lines between autoplaying video ads that use so much RAM they force the browser to reload every 5 seconds.
December 15, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
November 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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The oil industry buys off Congress. No action on climate.

The NRA buys off Congress. No action on guns.

Insurance companies buy off Congress. No action on health care.

The list goes on and on.

Money in politics is the root of our dysfunction.
July 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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When I buy myself a little treat in this dystopian hellscape
May 3, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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Here's the last 40 seconds of Bulls/Lakers. Insane ending.
March 28, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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This is a real Me thing to get hung up on but I saw someone 'answering' "What if Studio Ghibli directed Lord of the Rings?" by putting The Ghibli Filter on a trailer of Jackson's Fellowship of the Ring. That is the most "i don't understand anything about making stuff" maneuver you could ever make.
March 28, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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One bright side to being forced to live in an AI slop tornado is now I see my artistic mistakes as incredibly endearing. The human machine of my body made that weird line. My worst day of drawing is completely untouchably better than anything AI will ever produce until the heat death of the universe
March 28, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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Since getting an espresso machine for Christmas my life has completely changed. I'm drinking bad espresso every day now
January 9, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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“i’m learning blender” that’s great! i’ve been practicing microwave for a while and i think i’ve gotten pretty good at it. might tackle toaster next
December 26, 2024 at 10:12 PM
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I. JUST. WANT. THE. RECIPE. I. DON'T. WANT. FOUR. PAGES. OF. STORY. ABOUT. HOW. THIS. WAS. YOUR. AUNT. LINDA'S. FAVORITE. DISH. ON. WINTER. ESCAPES. TO. THE. MOUNTAINS.
November 27, 2024 at 4:08 PM
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I feel like videogames actually do provide a pretty accurate representation of real life right now because a lot of videogames are like “THE WORLD IS ENDING” and then you just collect herbs and pretend nothing is wrong
November 22, 2024 at 4:59 AM
Sam Ezersky retire bitch
November 12, 2024 at 2:17 PM