Matt Tiemstra (he/him)
@matthewtiemstra.bsky.social
Actor. Writer of Real Words for Fake People. Pirate enthusiast. Pun addict. Of New York, from Oakland.
www.MatthewTiemstra.com
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A classic of the genre
December 10, 2025 at 3:49 PM
A classic of the genre
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I’m running for Congress because we need leaders who will fight, not fold. I recognize this moment, and I’m ready to meet it. #FightDontFold #LanderForNYC #LanderForCongress
December 10, 2025 at 10:49 AM
I’m running for Congress because we need leaders who will fight, not fold. I recognize this moment, and I’m ready to meet it. #FightDontFold #LanderForNYC #LanderForCongress
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Looking forward to the Draftkings and FanDuel ads all over the TV while the network talking heads discuss this for the next week and a half
November 9, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Looking forward to the Draftkings and FanDuel ads all over the TV while the network talking heads discuss this for the next week and a half
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not an exaggeration to say I am WEEPING with laughter at this reply from someone who hadn't seen that Robert Redford died today
September 16, 2025 at 12:53 PM
not an exaggeration to say I am WEEPING with laughter at this reply from someone who hadn't seen that Robert Redford died today
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The people wondering "how could anyone who isn't a professional escape after a high profile daylight assassination" are forgetting two things:
1. Cops are bad at their jobs
2. The FBI used to be somewhat better at their jobs and were recently gutted by political layoffs
1. Cops are bad at their jobs
2. The FBI used to be somewhat better at their jobs and were recently gutted by political layoffs
September 11, 2025 at 5:09 AM
The people wondering "how could anyone who isn't a professional escape after a high profile daylight assassination" are forgetting two things:
1. Cops are bad at their jobs
2. The FBI used to be somewhat better at their jobs and were recently gutted by political layoffs
1. Cops are bad at their jobs
2. The FBI used to be somewhat better at their jobs and were recently gutted by political layoffs
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Charlie Kirk wasn’t the only person shot today. But, they’re not big name MAGA’s, so it’s unlikely we’ll hear much about it from this administration.
At least 3 students injured in shooting at Colorado high school.
#CommonsenseGunReform
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At least 3 students injured in shooting at Colorado high school.
#CommonsenseGunReform
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At least 3 students injured in shooting at Colorado high school: Officials
At least three people were transported to the hospital after a shooting unfolded at a high school in Colorado, officials said.
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September 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Charlie Kirk wasn’t the only person shot today. But, they’re not big name MAGA’s, so it’s unlikely we’ll hear much about it from this administration.
At least 3 students injured in shooting at Colorado high school.
#CommonsenseGunReform
flip.it/5-LzW5
At least 3 students injured in shooting at Colorado high school.
#CommonsenseGunReform
flip.it/5-LzW5
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Like the United CEO - do I approve of extra-judicial vigilante shootings - no. Random assassinations don’t help (this is not a condemnation of all political violence). But do I feel bad for ppl like Kirk when shit that they have openly helped to continue finally happens to them? Also no.
September 10, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Like the United CEO - do I approve of extra-judicial vigilante shootings - no. Random assassinations don’t help (this is not a condemnation of all political violence). But do I feel bad for ppl like Kirk when shit that they have openly helped to continue finally happens to them? Also no.
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zohran mamdani won his district by double digits, someones gotta primary and oust hakeem jefferies
Hakeem Jeffries says of Cuomo's attacks on Mamdani for living in a rent controlled apartment: "It's a legitimate issue that has been raised, and the [Mamdani] campaign is going to have to address it."
August 15, 2025 at 5:15 PM
zohran mamdani won his district by double digits, someones gotta primary and oust hakeem jefferies
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This was Cuomo a few days ago. LOL.
August 9, 2025 at 2:17 PM
This was Cuomo a few days ago. LOL.
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Is everybody else getting along just fine without ChatGTP?
August 8, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Is everybody else getting along just fine without ChatGTP?
The idea of the Fascist Secret Police being made up of over-the-hill actors somehow gives me a strange sense of comfort...
Jerry Siegel was the son of Lithuanian immigrants. Born in Cleveland, he had birthright citizenship, which Trump wants to end. Joe Shuster was a Canadian immigrant who moved to Cleveland at age 10.
"Patriot" Dean Cain would drag both of them off to an ICE gulag
"Patriot" Dean Cain would drag both of them off to an ICE gulag
Former Superman actor Dean Cain says he’s joining Trump's ICE agency
Calling it his patriotic duty, Cain says he’ll be sworn in “ASAP” to help enforce immigration raids - a move that’s sparked online backlash, given his iconic role as an undocumented alien hero from Krypton.
www.euronews.com
August 7, 2025 at 3:47 PM
The idea of the Fascist Secret Police being made up of over-the-hill actors somehow gives me a strange sense of comfort...
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actually a lot of innocent people write birthday letters to child sex traffickers in which they repeatedly reference the secrets they share
July 17, 2025 at 11:29 PM
actually a lot of innocent people write birthday letters to child sex traffickers in which they repeatedly reference the secrets they share
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I edited together all the social interactions from the Cuomo campaign relaunch video and it became a short film about clinical depression
July 15, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I edited together all the social interactions from the Cuomo campaign relaunch video and it became a short film about clinical depression
Well good to know none of the stormtroopers are having a good time, I guess?
“The frustration isn’t yet producing mass resignations or major internal protests, but the officers and agents described a workforce on edge, vilified by broad swaths of the public and bullied by Trump officials demanding more and more,” Nick Miroff writes.
Trump loves ICE. Its Workforce Has Never Been So Miserable.
A “mission impossible” deportation campaign has left many employees burned out and morally conflicted.
bit.ly
July 10, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Well good to know none of the stormtroopers are having a good time, I guess?
God he’s good.
Donald Trump is attacking me because he is desperate to distract from his war on working people. We must and we will fight back.
July 2, 2025 at 9:26 PM
God he’s good.
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"you taught the world about freedom and it's time for us to return the favor"
hot damn
hot damn
Mamdani turned up at BAYO at Barclay Center yesterday and said he was going to fight to get Haiti off the travel ban and he said Haiti correctly
June 29, 2025 at 11:59 PM
"you taught the world about freedom and it's time for us to return the favor"
hot damn
hot damn
Movie you've watched more than six times with a GIF ("Hard Mode": No American or British Films)
June 30, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Movie you've watched more than six times with a GIF ("Hard Mode": No American or British Films)
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This.
I genuinely cannot believe how many Democrats are spending their energy on destroying Mamdani when the GOP is trying to turn ICE into a full on secret police by drastically raising their budget
June 29, 2025 at 3:22 AM
This.
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This is an image maga is posting to stoke fear of Mamdani. A list of things that sound awesome
June 25, 2025 at 11:05 AM
This is an image maga is posting to stoke fear of Mamdani. A list of things that sound awesome
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Zohran Mamdani and Brad Lander, the leading progressive candidates in the Democratic primary for mayor of New York City, will cross-endorse each other, creating a late-stage partnership designed to help one of them surpass Andrew Cuomo in ranked-choice balloting. www.nytimes.com/2025/06/13/n...
June 13, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Zohran Mamdani and Brad Lander, the leading progressive candidates in the Democratic primary for mayor of New York City, will cross-endorse each other, creating a late-stage partnership designed to help one of them surpass Andrew Cuomo in ranked-choice balloting. www.nytimes.com/2025/06/13/n...
Juan Soto is such a good Met :)
June 11, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Juan Soto is such a good Met :)
Perfect.
June 11, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Perfect.
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The 🌈Gay Mets🌈
Mets have a .778 winning percentage during Pride month.
June 11, 2025 at 2:12 AM
The 🌈Gay Mets🌈