Matt Kalman
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Mets Sabres Jets … it’s a rough life
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"I will not be quiet. Not speaking out — it equals resignation."
Tennis legend Martina Navratilova on the importance of standing up to Trump and his enablers:
Tennis legend Martina Navratilova on the importance of standing up to Trump and his enablers:
December 10, 2025 at 1:02 PM
"I will not be quiet. Not speaking out — it equals resignation."
Tennis legend Martina Navratilova on the importance of standing up to Trump and his enablers:
Tennis legend Martina Navratilova on the importance of standing up to Trump and his enablers:
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Instant all-timer here:
December 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Instant all-timer here:
Narrator: he was making this stuff up
Kudlow is just lying to his viewers: "Unemployment is at rock bottom. These are real facts. I'm not making this stuff up. Unemployment claims are as low as they're ever going to get."
December 8, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Narrator: he was making this stuff up
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The tariffs are the greatest abuse of power by a President in our history.
The President of the United States unilaterally levied a tax on all of us and is redistributing our taxes to a core segment of his supporters.
Trump: "I'm delighted to announce this afternoon that the US will be taking a small portion of the hundreds of billions of dollars we receive in tariffs ... and we're going to be giving and providing it to the farmers in economic assistance. We love our farmers. The farmers like me ... $12 billion"
December 8, 2025 at 8:19 PM
The tariffs are the greatest abuse of power by a President in our history.
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Wins 2025 hands down
Every legal story now is either
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
December 8, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Wins 2025 hands down
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Who has made this 🤣
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At some point someone just needs to say “you are an indecent person, you are lying to cover the slaughter of defenseless men, you know you are lying, and even under the tenets of your own professed faith you will certainly burn in hell if you continue down this path”
WELKER: Isn't it possible that even the act of taking off a t shirt could've been part of an attempt to get attention for help?
TOM COTTON: Or it could've been an attempt to signal to another cartel boat to come pick them up and pick up the cargo
TOM COTTON: Or it could've been an attempt to signal to another cartel boat to come pick them up and pick up the cargo
December 7, 2025 at 3:55 PM
At some point someone just needs to say “you are an indecent person, you are lying to cover the slaughter of defenseless men, you know you are lying, and even under the tenets of your own professed faith you will certainly burn in hell if you continue down this path”
were there even other nominees?
Trump, who has openly campaigned for the Nobel Peace Price, had been heavily favored to win the newly created FIFA prize. on.nbcboston.com/wS37rS6
FIFA gives President Donald Trump inaugural peace prize at World Cup draw
President Donald Trump was awarded the new FIFA peace prize on Friday at the 2026 World Cup draw.
on.nbcboston.com
December 6, 2025 at 1:58 PM
were there even other nominees?
I’m proud to say I don’t know when that is
Donald Trump just removed Martin Luther King Jr. Day and Juneteenth from the list of free entry days at national parks.
They are being replaced with Trump’s birthday.
They are being replaced with Trump’s birthday.
December 6, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I’m proud to say I don’t know when that is
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Christmastime Adventurer
Sen. Tom Cotton (R-Ark.), to reporters, after viewing video footage of the U.S. strikes on alleged drug boats in the Caribbean on Sept. 2:
"Righteous strikes." "Entirely lawful."
"Righteous strikes." "Entirely lawful."
December 5, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Christmastime Adventurer
his whole look and a vibe has always been "american psycho"
Sen. Tom Cotton (R-Ark.), to reporters, after viewing video footage of the U.S. strikes on alleged drug boats in the Caribbean on Sept. 2:
"Righteous strikes." "Entirely lawful."
"Righteous strikes." "Entirely lawful."
December 4, 2025 at 8:29 PM
his whole look and a vibe has always been "american psycho"
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AMC's doc "Rise of the 49ers," premiering in February, will be narrated by Tom Brady.
Cuz when I hear "AMC," I think "sports docs," and when I hear "49ers," I think "Tom Brady" (Yes, I know he grew up a 49ers fan) and when I think "Voices I love hearing narrate things," I ALSO think "Tom Brady."
Cuz when I hear "AMC," I think "sports docs," and when I hear "49ers," I think "Tom Brady" (Yes, I know he grew up a 49ers fan) and when I think "Voices I love hearing narrate things," I ALSO think "Tom Brady."
December 4, 2025 at 7:27 PM
AMC's doc "Rise of the 49ers," premiering in February, will be narrated by Tom Brady.
Cuz when I hear "AMC," I think "sports docs," and when I hear "49ers," I think "Tom Brady" (Yes, I know he grew up a 49ers fan) and when I think "Voices I love hearing narrate things," I ALSO think "Tom Brady."
Cuz when I hear "AMC," I think "sports docs," and when I hear "49ers," I think "Tom Brady" (Yes, I know he grew up a 49ers fan) and when I think "Voices I love hearing narrate things," I ALSO think "Tom Brady."
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The narrative shifted I warned of has begun. dankennedy.net/2025/12/03/d...
The first strike was murder and/or a war crime, too. We are not at war with Venezuela or Colombia. All 80-plus killings are illegal. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/03/u...
The first strike was murder and/or a war crime, too. We are not at war with Venezuela or Colombia. All 80-plus killings are illegal. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/03/u...
December 4, 2025 at 11:59 AM
The narrative shifted I warned of has begun. dankennedy.net/2025/12/03/d...
The first strike was murder and/or a war crime, too. We are not at war with Venezuela or Colombia. All 80-plus killings are illegal. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/03/u...
The first strike was murder and/or a war crime, too. We are not at war with Venezuela or Colombia. All 80-plus killings are illegal. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/03/u...
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A bunch of people have bought Opposable Thumbs lately because of the 50th anniversary of the Siskel & Ebert pilot, and I just want to say thank you for that. I’m looking forward to having a new book to show you next year.
Opposable Thumbs by Matt Singer: 9780593540152 | PenguinRandomHouse.com: Books
Once upon a time, if you wanted to know if a movie was worth seeing, you didn’t check out Rotten Tomatoes or IMDB. You asked whether Siskel & Ebert had given it “two thumbs up.”...
www.penguinrandomhouse.com
December 4, 2025 at 2:04 AM
A bunch of people have bought Opposable Thumbs lately because of the 50th anniversary of the Siskel & Ebert pilot, and I just want to say thank you for that. I’m looking forward to having a new book to show you next year.
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Future generations will teach courses & symposiums & write books &
documentaries about why this rotating collection of spineless chucklefucks stood around this bumbling idiot during his daily crusty senior lounge act without ever speaking up to say the lunatic wasn’t making one f’ing drop of sense
documentaries about why this rotating collection of spineless chucklefucks stood around this bumbling idiot during his daily crusty senior lounge act without ever speaking up to say the lunatic wasn’t making one f’ing drop of sense
December 3, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Future generations will teach courses & symposiums & write books &
documentaries about why this rotating collection of spineless chucklefucks stood around this bumbling idiot during his daily crusty senior lounge act without ever speaking up to say the lunatic wasn’t making one f’ing drop of sense
documentaries about why this rotating collection of spineless chucklefucks stood around this bumbling idiot during his daily crusty senior lounge act without ever speaking up to say the lunatic wasn’t making one f’ing drop of sense
Same here
December 3, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Same here
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Rubio sure looks like an idiot here, talking to another idiot who is sleeping. Maybe they are doing a "Weekend at Bernie's".
Trump dozes while Marco Rubio speaks to him directly next to him. Just insane optics.
December 2, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Rubio sure looks like an idiot here, talking to another idiot who is sleeping. Maybe they are doing a "Weekend at Bernie's".
None?
December 3, 2025 at 12:28 AM
None?
wow another Trump admin hypocrite, I can't believe it
Guess who suggested that illegal orders should be ignored when Obama was president?
2016 video shows Hegseth saying the military cannot carry out unlawful orders | CNN
Hegseth described the refusal of illegal commands as part of the military’s ethos — a message he now condemns Democrats for spreading.
www.cnn.com
December 2, 2025 at 11:47 PM
wow another Trump admin hypocrite, I can't believe it
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Trump officially says Charlie Brown had hoes
December 2, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Trump officially says Charlie Brown had hoes
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HELLO! It's GIVING TUESDAY and I am coming to you as the proud President of the Greater Newark Holiday Fund asking for help to meet our fundraising goal. We provide: housing, medicine, food, clothing, service programs and mental health intervention. I love our team:
holidayfund.org/donation/con...
holidayfund.org/donation/con...
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December 2, 2025 at 5:57 PM
HELLO! It's GIVING TUESDAY and I am coming to you as the proud President of the Greater Newark Holiday Fund asking for help to meet our fundraising goal. We provide: housing, medicine, food, clothing, service programs and mental health intervention. I love our team:
holidayfund.org/donation/con...
holidayfund.org/donation/con...
i’m hot for teacher
no one else has been so consistently artful in describing the last decade of conservative politics than David Roth, and for this accursèd talent the least he deserves is a Pulitzer defector.com/the-conserva...
The Conservative Grievance Business Is Always Hiring | Defector
Given his age when he first came to the world’s attention and assuming continued good health in the intervening decade and change, Marine Todd would be in his late 30s today. That would be if he was a...
defector.com
December 2, 2025 at 6:04 PM
i’m hot for teacher
Interesting
Trump: “There's this fake narrative that the Democrats talk about affordability…The word affordability is a con job by the Democrats.”
December 2, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Interesting
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It's great that reporting on the double tap has spotlighted the abject criminality of this Administration.
But don't forget: Venezuela is not waging war on America or Americans, and the men killed were not combatants.
The first strike was every bit as illegal as the second.
But don't forget: Venezuela is not waging war on America or Americans, and the men killed were not combatants.
The first strike was every bit as illegal as the second.
December 2, 2025 at 1:22 PM
It's great that reporting on the double tap has spotlighted the abject criminality of this Administration.
But don't forget: Venezuela is not waging war on America or Americans, and the men killed were not combatants.
The first strike was every bit as illegal as the second.
But don't forget: Venezuela is not waging war on America or Americans, and the men killed were not combatants.
The first strike was every bit as illegal as the second.
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Every year since 1988, the United States has recognized World AIDS Day — until now.
Why not? Maybe because the Trump administration doesn’t want to acknowledge that its foreign aid cuts led to nearly 150,000 deaths from AIDS, according to Boston University researchers.
Shameful.
Why not? Maybe because the Trump administration doesn’t want to acknowledge that its foreign aid cuts led to nearly 150,000 deaths from AIDS, according to Boston University researchers.
Shameful.
Trump Administration Will No Longer Commemorate World AIDS Day
www.nytimes.com
December 1, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Every year since 1988, the United States has recognized World AIDS Day — until now.
Why not? Maybe because the Trump administration doesn’t want to acknowledge that its foreign aid cuts led to nearly 150,000 deaths from AIDS, according to Boston University researchers.
Shameful.
Why not? Maybe because the Trump administration doesn’t want to acknowledge that its foreign aid cuts led to nearly 150,000 deaths from AIDS, according to Boston University researchers.
Shameful.