Michael
@mayorgiggles.bsky.social
Graduate of Bovine University
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Doc Bullfrog, you smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. They’ll kill you.
December 22, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Doc Bullfrog, you smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. They’ll kill you.
The guillotine was specifically invented to be a clean and humane method of execution, designed to minimize the suffering of the condemned. These bastards need to hang.
December 20, 2025 at 1:44 AM
The guillotine was specifically invented to be a clean and humane method of execution, designed to minimize the suffering of the condemned. These bastards need to hang.
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I encourage people posting to stay mindful of the fact that countless real little girls and young women were horribly victimized by the Epstein network—and there are also MANY other survivors reading what is written here.
December 19, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I encourage people posting to stay mindful of the fact that countless real little girls and young women were horribly victimized by the Epstein network—and there are also MANY other survivors reading what is written here.
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
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There are so many people living lives of quiet dignity despite horrific medical news or poverty or tragedy where every day they still wake up and try to be good people in the world even as the world pushes against them and it makes me even angrier at the absolute shitheads that rule over things
December 5, 2025 at 1:35 AM
There are so many people living lives of quiet dignity despite horrific medical news or poverty or tragedy where every day they still wake up and try to be good people in the world even as the world pushes against them and it makes me even angrier at the absolute shitheads that rule over things
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you’re 12 years old. ask jeeves just hit the market. and you can search for one thing.
December 2, 2025 at 1:42 PM
you’re 12 years old. ask jeeves just hit the market. and you can search for one thing.
*me to my gay apparel*
It's almost time...
It's almost time...
November 27, 2025 at 1:04 AM
*me to my gay apparel*
It's almost time...
It's almost time...
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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We have created a device that shall be integral to your life, to the point where it will be hard to function in society without one; we would prefer these devices to break annually and for you to purchase a new one at full price. If you don't, that's called hoarding. They're a thousand dollars each.
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 7:42 PM
We have created a device that shall be integral to your life, to the point where it will be hard to function in society without one; we would prefer these devices to break annually and for you to purchase a new one at full price. If you don't, that's called hoarding. They're a thousand dollars each.
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so much of what is wrong with politics today is the belief some people have that they are entitled to the political support of others and that when you don’t provide it, you are morally at fault for that decision
October 21, 2025 at 7:28 PM
so much of what is wrong with politics today is the belief some people have that they are entitled to the political support of others and that when you don’t provide it, you are morally at fault for that decision
Funniest thing I've seen in weeks
saw this clip of the NYC mayor debate and i had tears in my eyes, perhaps the most insane section of any debate ever
October 17, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Funniest thing I've seen in weeks
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Joy is actually a shared experience if you let it be. It’s infectious and that makes it motivating. Even if it’s not happening directly to you, it’s a sign of possibility and hope.
And also, just, like, it’s nice when people are happy! That’s a state we should wish on everyone!
And also, just, like, it’s nice when people are happy! That’s a state we should wish on everyone!
October 12, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Joy is actually a shared experience if you let it be. It’s infectious and that makes it motivating. Even if it’s not happening directly to you, it’s a sign of possibility and hope.
And also, just, like, it’s nice when people are happy! That’s a state we should wish on everyone!
And also, just, like, it’s nice when people are happy! That’s a state we should wish on everyone!
Is President Business trying to tank a major American consumer health company on tv right now by baselessly linking one of their brands to Autism?
September 22, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Is President Business trying to tank a major American consumer health company on tv right now by baselessly linking one of their brands to Autism?
I wonder how Colbert feels about the whole country coming together to protest the cancellation of Jimmy Kimmel.
September 22, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I wonder how Colbert feels about the whole country coming together to protest the cancellation of Jimmy Kimmel.
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Man let me tell you that this week has been nothing but shit and thank goodness for football, which although filled with problems and moral failures, is somehow much better than the rest of the world
September 13, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Man let me tell you that this week has been nothing but shit and thank goodness for football, which although filled with problems and moral failures, is somehow much better than the rest of the world
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This man will not be fired for calling for the murder of American citizens, yet multiple journalists/reporters/teachers lost their job for accurately reporting things Charlie Kirk actually said and stood for.
But it’s the “violent left” that’s the problem
But it’s the “violent left” that’s the problem
Brian Kilmeade endorses euthanizing homeless people: "Involuntary lethal injection, or something. Just kill them."
September 13, 2025 at 3:25 PM
This man will not be fired for calling for the murder of American citizens, yet multiple journalists/reporters/teachers lost their job for accurately reporting things Charlie Kirk actually said and stood for.
But it’s the “violent left” that’s the problem
But it’s the “violent left” that’s the problem
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The media is just overflowing with credulous idiots
He argued with civility. It's a start.
What disagreements, exactly, was he bridging via his work and words?
September 13, 2025 at 3:07 PM
The media is just overflowing with credulous idiots
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to put a fine point on it: for all intents and purposes, charlie kirk was not only a member of the government, he was a highly valued and senior member. on the other hand congressional dems and career civil servants are not viewed that way at all.
anyone who is conceiving of the party apparatus as separate from the regime is gonna have an awful understanding of the political dynamics at play
September 12, 2025 at 12:38 AM
to put a fine point on it: for all intents and purposes, charlie kirk was not only a member of the government, he was a highly valued and senior member. on the other hand congressional dems and career civil servants are not viewed that way at all.
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Some thoughts on yesterday
www.garbageday.email/p/the-logica...
www.garbageday.email/p/the-logica...
September 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Some thoughts on yesterday
www.garbageday.email/p/the-logica...
www.garbageday.email/p/the-logica...
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Post 9/11 thread for people to post the wildest shit they remember from 01 to 06
I'll start:
People thought Osama had an entire mountain hollowed out that he was using as his base and that's why AQ was hard to find and that somehow a group of like 30 dudes arranged this.
I'll start:
People thought Osama had an entire mountain hollowed out that he was using as his base and that's why AQ was hard to find and that somehow a group of like 30 dudes arranged this.
September 11, 2023 at 1:39 PM
Post 9/11 thread for people to post the wildest shit they remember from 01 to 06
I'll start:
People thought Osama had an entire mountain hollowed out that he was using as his base and that's why AQ was hard to find and that somehow a group of like 30 dudes arranged this.
I'll start:
People thought Osama had an entire mountain hollowed out that he was using as his base and that's why AQ was hard to find and that somehow a group of like 30 dudes arranged this.
Jags were controlling a game and playing complementary football and they had to shut things down to figure out what's going on
September 7, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Jags were controlling a game and playing complementary football and they had to shut things down to figure out what's going on
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Like what if instead of building a spaceship to fly Stephen Baldwin and Afroman slightly out of earths atmosphere you instead saved the lives of human beings. I just want you to consider this.
August 29, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Like what if instead of building a spaceship to fly Stephen Baldwin and Afroman slightly out of earths atmosphere you instead saved the lives of human beings. I just want you to consider this.
It's reassuring to know that you can still find happiness even if you're rich, talented, and good-looking.
August 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
It's reassuring to know that you can still find happiness even if you're rich, talented, and good-looking.