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☆ jack | he/they | 30s | disabled and disorderly
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I ATE A BIG BAG OF FACTORY REJECT SEEDS UNTIL A HEALTHY FLOWER UNFURLED IN MY CHEST ...
I MISTOOK THE SENSATION FOR LOVE AND DIED
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bro. wtf
love when I'm like oh fuck did a post of mine get discovered but no it's just mari logging on for the day. hi mari @enigmari.bsky.social
December 13, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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My child said to me:

“Other-donkey, Elsa likes macaroni kiko”

Can you understand what this sentence means? Write down your guess before I reveal the answer in the next tweet
August 28, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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This is me showing my age as a webcomic granny, but I still believe that being a digital homeowner and owning your own webcomic site + supporting each other via web rings and collectives is the best way to go.

I've always been wary of comic hosting services, they will always lead to censorship
I'd love to go back to an earlier time where webcomic creators didn't feel like they would be punished by The Algorithm if they miss an update or take some time off because they're sick. I am tired of the Grind mindset, and appealing to impatient readers who don't want comics, they want shows.
December 12, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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citrus and sunlight
December 6, 2024 at 2:43 AM
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obviously not the major driver of his health concerns but it is very funny to read A Christmas Carol as an adult and realize that when tiny tim first says "God bless us, every one!" he's a severely malnourished child and they've given him a cup of hot gin
December 12, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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New holiday card for 2025, inspired by 'The Magician' tarot card. Never forget your creative spirit! Fluo pink + yellow + blue ink risograph.
December 12, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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A reminder that my free deduction/horror/parser game KINOPHOBIA is now available in its final, more polished version. Explore a haunted movie studio; research its history; identify the wretched souls trapped by a curse inscribed in celluloid.

brunodias.itch.io/kinophobia
Kinophobia by Bruno Dias
Explore a haunted movie studio. Learn the fates of its tormented souls. End a curse inscribed in blood and celluloid.
brunodias.itch.io
December 12, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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This is why Fairgrounds are hedonistic places. Nothing I do there shows me favor in the eyes of God. I’ve got mustard and powdered sugar from ear to ear like a joker smile.
*introducing you to corndogs*
December 12, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I won't starve if I don't have money, but I am broke after christmas shopping for my family and have things I need to buy cash.app/$gastricdist...
#transcrowdfunding #transgender #ebegging #donations
December 12, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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This presidency has fully devolved into a series of Make A Wish situations staged for an addled, dying man
December 12, 2025 at 11:07 PM
inventing a new game called hollywood roulette where you watch a scary movie while you really have to pee
December 12, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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Shorts. That say CREEPY. On the butt.
(Also sweatpants and a baby onesie).
December 11, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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some hints of stuff being worked on.....😈
November 26, 2025 at 9:08 PM
have you ever been sosad
December 11, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Domestic dispute in public
December 11, 2025 at 10:28 AM
if I was put on this earth to meet new nerdy women and introduce them to each other then I accept that role
December 11, 2025 at 10:05 PM
@cdiganon.bsky.social @livicottle.net I think you two would be good friends btw #friendship #matchmaking
December 11, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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I am the Grim Reaper For Fucking Pussys like you . I will hit you in the mouth. Do not ask me questions
December 11, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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Turn on the TV. Doesn’t matter what channel.
December 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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if you gave every person on earth a chance to guess the reveal here there would not be a single correct answer
I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 9, 2025 at 5:10 PM
can I say something. why is that shot of all of them so bad looking. the cutting and pasting is super obvious, they're way too stark against the background, the beam they're on is a totally different color temperature than everything else on the page
Time Magazine puts the "architects of AI" on its Person of the Year cover time.com/7339685/pers...
December 11, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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I think the only ethical thing to do is to teach your four year old how to torrent bluey. Start them young.
December 11, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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when it's ronald
December 11, 2025 at 11:10 AM
methinks the gentleman doth protest too much
December 11, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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Generating video is *immensely* energy intensive. Let's say they produced 3,000 10 second clips for this ad (suspect that'd be an underestimate). At 1KWh per clip it's 3 megawatt hours.

Maybe ~400-500 households usage for a day?

newrepublic.com/article/2028...
Artificial Intelligence Wants to Sell You Stuff While the World Burns
Meta is betting on generative AI for a new generation of aggressive advertising. It requires immense energy, much of which will likely come from fossil fuels.
newrepublic.com
December 11, 2025 at 5:31 PM