Mercer
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Mercer
@mercerv.bsky.social
💤 Naptime professional
🇯🇵 Unrepentant godforsaken weeb
🍣 Devourer of sushi
🇩🇪 Confusing grammar enthusiast
🐱 I am 3 cats in a trenchcoat
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When the moon hits your knees
And you mispronounce trees
Sycamore
April 7, 2024 at 11:34 AM
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January 24, 2024 at 3:01 PM
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Listen...I'm not gonna sit here and be mocked by a prototype golden retriever, thanks.
January 12, 2024 at 4:09 AM
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Smol potat. 1896. artuk.org/discover/art...
January 12, 2024 at 3:00 AM
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Und hier noch ein wohlmeinender Ratschlag für das kommende Jahr…
December 31, 2023 at 8:36 AM
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was bilbo the hobbit really "that unlikeliest of creatures" to find the ring that had just spent centuries in the possession of none other than a different fuckin hobbit
December 26, 2023 at 4:31 AM
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December 26, 2023 at 7:17 AM
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Das hier, aber sowas von:
December 26, 2023 at 7:46 AM
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Finding it increasingly jarring that so much presumably realistic contemporary fiction these days takes place in an alternative universe in which the pandemic never happened
December 26, 2023 at 3:02 AM
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December 25, 2023 at 5:51 AM
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An ancient holy banger
December 24, 2023 at 4:05 PM
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"Auf den Straßen sieht man schon die Dummerung."

"Du meinst Dämmerung."

"Nein."
December 18, 2023 at 8:06 PM
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Mein Opa großelterlicherseits sagte immer: "Das Internet, mein Junge, ist wie eine Zwiebel. Erst riecht es gut und dann tränen einem die Augen."
December 19, 2023 at 1:19 PM
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A King Wenceslas cartoon for New Scientist a few years ago.
December 19, 2023 at 11:18 AM
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December 19, 2023 at 1:55 PM
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Immer wenn sich irgendwo eine Tür schließt, ist irgendwo eine Tür zu.
December 19, 2023 at 2:45 PM
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Oh he walkin’…..
December 9, 2023 at 3:08 AM
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December 9, 2023 at 1:49 AM
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Bro. Bro. Listen! Bro, shit is turning, bro, turning in the widening gyre, man.
The falcon, dude, cannot hear the fuckin falconer, I swear it's true bro,
Things fall apart man; the centre? The center cannot fuckin hold bro, not even a little bit
It's just anarchy, bro, loosed upon the world, man
November 19, 2023 at 2:30 AM
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Having viewed hours of footage it's clear to me that the roadrunner is afraid of engaging in open debate with the coyote
November 18, 2023 at 11:59 PM
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Meal prep!

(commission)
November 13, 2023 at 8:46 PM
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People who call their political opponents things like “vermin” are teaching their followers to regard those enemies as less than human, so they can kill them without regret. This is very, very bad.
November 12, 2023 at 1:43 AM