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Mercer
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💤 Naptime professional
🇯🇵 Unrepentant godforsaken weeb
🍣 Devourer of sushi
🇩🇪 Confusing grammar enthusiast
🐱 I am 3 cats in a trenchcoat
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abbyhiggs.bsky.social
When the moon hits your knees
And you mispronounce trees
Sycamore
April 7, 2024 at 11:34 AM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
A man stands before God who points at him and says "you have died. Prepare for judgement. You will now confront your best self. The version of you that lived up to all your potential." The best self materializes with a poof and says to the man "Hi, it's me! Your best self! I'm exactly like you!" He continues happily "turns out you actually did live up to all your potential." The man grabs the side of his head and says "Jesus, that's depressing."
January 24, 2024 at 3:01 PM
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wolfmulder.bsky.social
Listen...I'm not gonna sit here and be mocked by a prototype golden retriever, thanks.
January 12, 2024 at 4:09 AM
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catsofyore.bsky.social
Smol potat. 1896. artuk.org/discover/art...
Oil painting of a small, pleasantly round and plump longhaired tuxedo tabby kitten. The kitten standing on a soft red pillow and licking its front right toe beans with its tiny pink tongue.
January 12, 2024 at 3:00 AM
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littlewisehen.bsky.social
Und hier noch ein wohlmeinender Ratschlag für das kommende Jahr…
December 31, 2023 at 8:36 AM
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spindlypete.bsky.social
was bilbo the hobbit really "that unlikeliest of creatures" to find the ring that had just spent centuries in the possession of none other than a different fuckin hobbit
December 26, 2023 at 4:31 AM
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rabensteiner.bsky.social
December 26, 2023 at 7:17 AM
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littlewisehen.bsky.social
Das hier, aber sowas von:
December 26, 2023 at 7:46 AM
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astrokatie.com
Finding it increasingly jarring that so much presumably realistic contemporary fiction these days takes place in an alternative universe in which the pandemic never happened
December 26, 2023 at 3:02 AM
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cheriepriest.com
I wouldn’t mind if three ghosts would come by and visit me on Christmas Eve and teach me what I am doing wrong because I have a lot of questions
December 25, 2023 at 5:51 AM
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josie.zone
An ancient holy banger
TWEET: Abe Riesman (girlmode) Oh, you think you follow in the path of Christ? Name one sex worker who would cry over your death
December 24, 2023 at 4:05 PM
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imalterfische.bsky.social
"Auf den Straßen sieht man schon die Dummerung."

"Du meinst Dämmerung."

"Nein."
December 18, 2023 at 8:06 PM
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imalterfische.bsky.social
Mein Opa großelterlicherseits sagte immer: "Das Internet, mein Junge, ist wie eine Zwiebel. Erst riecht es gut und dann tränen einem die Augen."
December 19, 2023 at 1:19 PM
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tomgauld.bsky.social
A King Wenceslas cartoon for New Scientist a few years ago.
Title: Wenceslas Variations 1. Good King Wenceslas: King bestows gifts on peasant. 2. Bad things Wenceslas: King steals gifts from peasant. 3. Indifferent King Wenceslas: No gifts 4. Two Kings Wenceslas: Kings exchange gifts. 5. No King Wenceslas: Gifts divided between peasants. 6. Philosopher King Wenceslas: King and Peasant discuss gift-giving. 7. Quantum King Wenceslas: Gifts given and simultaneously not given. 8. Apex Predator King Wenceslas: King devours gifts and peasant.
December 19, 2023 at 11:18 AM
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drewtoothpaste.bsky.social
December 19, 2023 at 1:55 PM
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steffie-sundance.bsky.social
Immer wenn sich irgendwo eine Tür schließt, ist irgendwo eine Tür zu.
December 19, 2023 at 2:45 PM
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mothsprout.bsky.social
Oh he walkin’…..
December 9, 2023 at 3:08 AM
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catsofyore.bsky.social
Drama! 1889. blogs.ncl.ac.uk/speccoll/tag...
Very amusing ink and watercolor painting of two cats, one orange tabby and one white with black spots and tail, in fighting stances with locked eye contact. The tabby is crouched low and the black and white cat has its back arched and tail poofed. They seem to be on some kind of bamboo and shingle rail of some kind, raised above the ground. A tiny sliver of crescent moon hangs in the very pale blue sky behind them.
December 9, 2023 at 1:49 AM
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swolecialism.bsky.social
Bro. Bro. Listen! Bro, shit is turning, bro, turning in the widening gyre, man.
The falcon, dude, cannot hear the fuckin falconer, I swear it's true bro,
Things fall apart man; the centre? The center cannot fuckin hold bro, not even a little bit
It's just anarchy, bro, loosed upon the world, man
November 19, 2023 at 2:30 AM
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internethippo.bsky.social
Having viewed hours of footage it's clear to me that the roadrunner is afraid of engaging in open debate with the coyote
November 18, 2023 at 11:59 PM
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theradr.bsky.social
No shit Sherlock
Israel 'not successful' in bid to minimize Gaza civilian casualties, Netanyahu says | Reuters
Israel is doing all it can to get civilians out of harm's way as it battles Hamas in Gaza, including dropping leaflets warning them to flee, but its attempts to minimize casualties were "not successfu...
www.reuters.com
November 19, 2023 at 12:48 AM
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animalshapes.bsky.social
Meal prep!

(commission)
Two cool cats making some tasty foods in a cozy indoor space. Kitchen islands are the best. (And three-point perspective is intense.) Digital (Photoshop CC), 2023.
November 13, 2023 at 8:46 PM
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jetjocko.bsky.social
People who call their political opponents things like “vermin” are teaching their followers to regard those enemies as less than human, so they can kill them without regret. This is very, very bad.
November 12, 2023 at 1:43 AM