merman helville
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"international law must be followed" is european for "thoughts and prayers"
January 3, 2026 at 2:08 PM
"international law must be followed" is european for "thoughts and prayers"
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launching a petrowar while oil is in the beginning of an unstoppable decline in importance
January 3, 2026 at 12:38 PM
launching a petrowar while oil is in the beginning of an unstoppable decline in importance
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We have to impeach him.
January 3, 2026 at 7:25 AM
We have to impeach him.
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We can’t have another three years of this
January 3, 2026 at 9:57 AM
We can’t have another three years of this
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Nine Delights 2026
January 1, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Nine Delights 2026
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i am sobbing and begging The Long 80s & 90s to end please god let it fucking happen this year it has to end it has to stop
Vanilla Ice performing with a dancing Ninja Turtle at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago New Year’s Eve party
January 1, 2026 at 3:36 PM
i am sobbing and begging The Long 80s & 90s to end please god let it fucking happen this year it has to end it has to stop
i can’t believe what’s happened to a million bobbies brown
January 1, 2026 at 4:13 AM
i can’t believe what’s happened to a million bobbies brown
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2026 is midterms and it’s the year we get going on putting these assholes in the dumpster of history where they belong
December 31, 2025 at 11:52 PM
2026 is midterms and it’s the year we get going on putting these assholes in the dumpster of history where they belong
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any discussion of city transit improvement online ever
January 1, 2026 at 12:07 AM
any discussion of city transit improvement online ever
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Sinners is a great movie because it contains the hidden truth that when the devil arrives he will be riverdancing.
December 31, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Sinners is a great movie because it contains the hidden truth that when the devil arrives he will be riverdancing.
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“And the Peanuts” remember how peanuts was written in a default san serif font and was always about some bullshit that a Facebook addicted boomer would someday be obsessed with
December 28, 2025 at 9:32 PM
“And the Peanuts” remember how peanuts was written in a default san serif font and was always about some bullshit that a Facebook addicted boomer would someday be obsessed with
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Jack De Quidt once said that the only real benefit to Fahrenheit is how it allows people to measure heat in a way that feels *emotionally* correct. for example, "it must be 100° outside!" versus "it is a scorching 38° outside." you don't really need to explain how hot 100 feels. it feels 100 hot
December 25, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Jack De Quidt once said that the only real benefit to Fahrenheit is how it allows people to measure heat in a way that feels *emotionally* correct. for example, "it must be 100° outside!" versus "it is a scorching 38° outside." you don't really need to explain how hot 100 feels. it feels 100 hot
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It’s Xmas Eve and yet I’m still gonna be a little spicy. The fact that the first American pope is from Chicago matters because unmooring power and perspective from the coasts especially east coast is an imperative for building something new and better
Pope Leo said in a Christmas Eve sermon that the story of Jesus being born in a stable because there was no room at an inn should remind Christians that refusing to help the poor and strangers today is tantamount to rejecting God himself. For @reuters.com
Pope Leo, on Christmas Eve, says denying help to poor is rejecting God
Pope Leo said in a Christmas Eve sermon on Wednesday that the story of Jesus being born in a stable because there was no room at an inn should remind Christians that refusing to help the poor and stra...
www.reuters.com
December 25, 2025 at 4:25 AM
It’s Xmas Eve and yet I’m still gonna be a little spicy. The fact that the first American pope is from Chicago matters because unmooring power and perspective from the coasts especially east coast is an imperative for building something new and better
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Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
December 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
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He was despised and rejected of men; a man of sorrows, and acquainted with grief.
December 23, 2025 at 11:49 PM
He was despised and rejected of men; a man of sorrows, and acquainted with grief.
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facebook should be destroyed and about a third of this country needs to go live on a farm where they get enrichment treats like those pumpkins they put out for zoo bears on halloween
December 23, 2025 at 5:42 PM
facebook should be destroyed and about a third of this country needs to go live on a farm where they get enrichment treats like those pumpkins they put out for zoo bears on halloween
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Henry David Thoreau is like “damn my vacation is so important to humanity”
December 20, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Henry David Thoreau is like “damn my vacation is so important to humanity”
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three wise men... don't see much of that nowadays
December 16, 2025 at 3:26 AM
three wise men... don't see much of that nowadays
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going absolutely apeshitt in my lords wheat fields
November 24, 2024 at 12:48 AM
going absolutely apeshitt in my lords wheat fields